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Over @ The Movies
Extras! Jean Dujardin is every villain in Hollywood, Marvel are being douches about Ghost Rider, The physics of film theme songs and Han never shot first? WTF?! Plus much more!
Welcome to The Extras! A daily dose of all the smaller movie related news, clips and just plain cool stuff that you might have missed!We begin with an amusing video from Funny Or Die, depicting Th
Christopher Plummer and Frank Langella get their boxing gloves out to star in a Muhammad Ali film
Whether you’re a fan of the puglisitic arts or not, everybody knows who Muhammed Ali is. A rock star of the boxing ring, the only thing quicker than his fists was his tongue, but things didn
Naomi Watts signs up to play Princess Diana
Well, the British sure do love their female politicians and royalty. Meryl Streep has been receiving accolads for her portrayal of Margaret Thatcher in the Iron Lady, which disappointingly was not
Prepare for a wetter, hotter, more American sequel
Back when it came out so many years, Wet hot American Summer was a flop at the box office. That doesn’t mean that the film wasn’t any good, but it the adventures of Bradley Cooper, Paul
Seeking a Friend For the End of the World trailer – Armageddon looks like quirky fun
Just  yesterday we showed you the poster to Steve Carrel and Keira Knightly’s oddball “end of the world”, romantic drama. Well now just a single day later, and the trailer has been
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In Other News – 10 February Weekend Edition
In Other News – 10 February Weekend Edition Well, I hope everyone is ready for a great weekend of gaming. We’ve got two major releases out this week, The Darkness 2 and Kingdoms of Amalur, so there’s bound to be something that will suit you
Lazygamer TV – Five Role-Playing Games to look forward to in 2012
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The Evopoints downloads of the week – 03/02/2012
The Evopoints downloads of the week – 03/02/2012 Confused by the deluge of downloadable gaming goodness? Don't be! Here's our guide to the hottest downloadable games on the internet this week.
Here’s what’s you’ll get when you buy Alan Wake on PC
Here’s what’s you’ll get when you buy Alan Wake on PC Alan Wake is headed to PC - and here's what you'll find in the box if you're patient enough to wait for a retail copy.
New screenshots mysteriously appear for ‘The Last Of Us’
New screenshots mysteriously appear for ‘The Last Of Us’ Mutants, marauders and the military, as the world of The Last Of Us looks like harsh and unforgiving future in these new screenshots.
Here are the Academy of Interactive Arts & Sciences’ best games of last year
Here are the Academy of Interactive Arts & Sciences’ best games of last year Time for more game of the year wards - but this one's from industry peers, so maybe Skyrim won't win. Pfft, yeah right.
So did Double Fine get their money?
So did Double Fine get their money? So did Double Fine raise enough money via Kickstarter yesterday? You know they did
Final Fantasy XIII-2 review – Help, there’s a Crux in my Paradox!
Final Fantasy XIII-2 review – Help, there’s a Crux in my Paradox! Que Serah, Serah. Is this the best Final Fantasy game ever?
Diablo 3’s coming before the end of June. Maybe.
Diablo 3’s coming before the end of June. Maybe. Activision has confirmed that Diablo III will be out before June. They haven't quite specifically stated which year though.
Activision says new Call of Duty looks “fantastic,” full of innovation
Activision says new Call of Duty looks “fantastic,” full of innovation Not only is there a new Call of Duty coming - obviously - but it's going to be full of innovation. I'll believe it when I see it.
CD Projekt calls off the Witcher-hunt for pirates

 - January 13th, 2012
It’s no secret that this site is not fond of video game pirates, especially when their actions harm and jeopardise the video game industry. CD Projekt Red, the development studio behind the smash PC hit game The Witcher 2, has been seen as one of the real heroes in the industry, regarding piracy and how it affected their product personally. The studio has abandoned any form of draconian ... [»]

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Dark Souls is going to be brutal for “early” players

 - September 22nd, 2011
If you ever played Demons Souls, then you no doubt know just how frustratingly difficult and merciless the title was. It was without remorse, and it caused many a gamer to throw in the towel. Geoff still goes into a comatose state whenever we mention the game. Dark Souls, the spiritual successor to that game, is launching this week in Japan, but of course, the ... [»]

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The new Xbox Dashboard Update rolls out, kicks pirates in the shins

 - May 20th, 2011
The new “Spring” Dashboard update has started rolling out, and will soon be mandatory for all connected consoles. As we told you earlier, the update doesn’t add very much – just support for a new disc format and Paypal support.One thing it apparently does do – as we speculated – is give Xbox 360 pirates a hard time.According to the seedy underside of the ... [»]

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Microsoft kicking off another Xbox 360 banwave?

 - May 3rd, 2011
If you’re one of those nogoodnik pirates, playing illicitly gained Xbox 360 games and have taken your console online, be prepared for a mighty banning. According to a unconfirmed reports on few forums, Microsoft has started instituting bans on consoles and gamertags that are in violation of the code ... [»]

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Halo Reach Leaked, MS Responds with the Banhammer

 - August 24th, 2010
Halo Reach was released to Xbox Live Marketplace, hidden and only accessible to games reviewers. a group of sneaky hacker types managed to bypass Xbox Live’s security, downloading the game for themselves. they then released it – in Games on Demand and ISO form – to the internet at large. Microsoft have not taken kindly to their biggest game of the year ... [»]

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Pirate Douchebags Pirate Indie Charity Games

 - May 11th, 2010
The Humble Indie Game Bundle we told you about recently is a sweet collection of some might fine games from independent developers. It’s particularly notable in that the proceeds can be split any which way you like between the developers and charities – both of which worthy recipients of your money. Also notable in that you can pay whatever you life ... [»]

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Shame. The Poor Widdle Piwates Want To Sue

 - November 20th, 2009
So here is one of those stories that kind of make me laugh but get my blood boiling at the same time. A law firm that specialises in consumer class actions has posted a form on it's site that requests that users (read filthy pirates) that were banned ... [»]

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Microsoft offers up a Halloween gift – Fewer pirates on Xbox Live

 - November 2nd, 2009
It appears that Microsoft were not in the giving mood this Halloween and rather went for the Trick part of the famous trick or treat. Instead of offering up free points, membership or games they decided to unleash yet another wave of Xbox Live banishments for pirates, cheats and hackers. In an act of ultimate irony the newly banned pirates have invaded the official forums to ... [»]


The Lazygamer Podcast – Episode 17: Higher Quality, Higher Awesomeness

 - September 9th, 2009
Todays episode of The Lazygamer Podcast marks the dawn of a new era as we switch from our usual recording methods to online voice recording, which in this case means better quality at the same low size. We are still working some of the kinks out, so ... [»]

You Really Care
Pirates Beware: Batman Is After You – Seriously

 - September 8th, 2009
So you thought that just because Batman was a fictional character that he wouldn't be able to swoop you up in the darkness and punish you for your evil ways. Well, you are wrong because it seems that Eidos and Rocksteady have laid down a trap in their game code to catch anyone out who is playing ... [»]

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ODST Pirates. Meet The Ban Hammer.

 - September 4th, 2009
A few tweets started popping up yesterday from folks like Major Nelson and Stephen Toulouse saying that they are already seeing illegal copies of Halo 3 ODST being played online and are ready to drop the hammer on them. Toulouse's exact tweet goes ... [»]

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PSPGo! Battery not Removable, Pirates to Blame

 - August 31st, 2009
We’ve received confirmation that Sony’s redesigned PSP would be hitting local retail shelves soon – Great news, as its sleek, slidey design fills me with wanton techno lust. Smaller than the PSP-3000, the device is finally diminutive enough to fit comfortable in one’s pocket. If you’re a seasoned traveller though, there is a caveat. The PSPGo, unlike its fatter sibling does not have a removable battery, meaning that should your battery die on you ... [»]

Getting There
Xbox Live Pirates Vs PSN Ninjas

 - March 20th, 2009
We surmised recently that PSN was the superior platform, on account of its Ninja costumes for home avatars. Some of you said that the inclusion of pirates on Xbox Live would level the playing field. Well, it’s time to put that test, as Xbox Live avatars will indeed be getting pirate costumes.A shameless marketing tie-in with Capcom’s Pirate-themed RTS Age of Booty, the costumes will be available on March 25th.  Of course, Ninjas are still way cooler than Pirates – so as far as I’m concerned the PSN still trumps it.Source : KotakuFor reasons why Ninjas>Pirates, hit the jump!Ninjas are more bad ass than pirates! Ninjas have better hygiene, and they are less wasteful. Ninjas always put the toilet seat down and wash their hands after going to the bathroom. Ninjas kill everyone and they smell like fresh flowers. Pirates are covered in guts and man-spackle. They have bits of spinach in their teeth.Ninjas also have magical Ninjitsu powers and better credit at the bank. Pirates have a slow payment history. Ninjas eat more grains and are very regular. Ninjas can kill with ... [»]

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Video game pirates – not what you think.

 - November 17th, 2008
When you see "Pirate" and "videogame" in the same sentence it normally recalls images of dodgy copied games and chipped systems, but not this time. This story has real pirates. As Reuters reports, increased attacks by Somali pirates around the Horn of Africa are threatening shipping routes, which could interrupt supplies of videogame hardware and software in the West. In this case I believe the west to be Europe and not the States. Somali pirates have plagued the Horn of Africa for years, but what's of particular concern now is that they've been encroaching into the Gulf of Aden and the Red Sea, impeding  access to the Suez Canal -- a major shipping route that connects Europe to the Middle East and ... [»]

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Microsoft starts up another mass banning tidal wave

 - November 12th, 2008
It’s a sight the really cheers me up, watching filthy pirates moaning and complaining that the evil Microsoft has once again decided enough is enough and have started turfing them all of Live. Reports started popping up everywhere last night that people were either receiving console bans (where the console can never go on Live again) or they were getting account bans (where their gamertag can never go on Live again). Apparently these morons were surprised that there stealth hacks had been picked up by Microsoft and are now scrambling around to try and resolve this issue by actually phoning Microsoft and pretending that they aren’t pirates. If you are a regular visitor you will know how much we hate pirates here at Lazygamer and anything that can be done to ... [»]

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