| | Super Strip Fighter IV | 
Geoffrey Tim - April 30th, 2010 | Are you – like me - sitting waiting patiently for Super Street Fighter IV? Are you a pubescent boy? Does the sight of barely clothed animated characters get you gooey? Doujin circle Studio S have created just the thing for you.An obvious parody of Capcom’s superior fighting game, Super Strip Fighter IV has you aiming to not merely beat (hur hur) your opponent - you have to try remove their clothing. Qnd rape them with tentacles. Probably. My Japanese is a bit rusty.The game features ... [»] | 
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| In Other News – April 29, 2010 | 
Nick de Bruyne - April 29th, 2010 | After seeing a Great White Shark in our last In Other News post, Rajollie, a terrified reader requested "boobies" for the next header instead of another scary-ass creature. We couldn't let a poor fear-stricken reader down now could we?Being a gaming site, we can't just put up random boobs images without any ... [»] | 
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| Flamebait Friday Debate: 3D Gaming – The Future or Stupid Gimmick | 
Nick de Bruyne - April 9th, 2010 | Seeing as last Friday was a holiday, we haven't had an FFD in two weeks.
3D gaming seems to be all the rage with Playstation announcing and showing off a lot of 3D compatible games and Nintendo looking to be officially revealing the Nintendo 3DS very soon. Is this the future of gaming, or do you think it's ... [»] | 
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| Crackdown 2 will only Feature Male Agents | 
Geoffrey Tim - April 1st, 2010 | Were you – like me – hoping to jump from rooftop to rooftop in the guise of a female super agent? I’m afraid the only orbs you’ll find in the game are the ones that level you up, as it’s been confirmed that only male agents will be available in the much anticipated open-world sandbox game. Speaking to 1up at PAX last week, Ruffian Games creative ... [»] | 
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| Mafia II Had Better Have Lots Of Boobs | 
Nick de Bruyne - March 25th, 2010 | Why the title about boobs, you ask?
The reason is that the rating for Mafia II has just come in and the final decision is that the game will be rated M for Masturb , umm, Mature. The first Mafia had its fair share of violence, which is what you would expect from a mafia setting, but never took ... [»] |
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| DOA Paradise Shows Lots of..What Else? Boobs! | 
Geoffrey Tim - January 25th, 2010 | Tecmo’s Team Ninja will soon be releasing another game in the DOA series of beach games, this time on the PSP and titled “Paradise.†It’s quite evident that despite no longer being under Itagaki’s helm, Team Ninja are still depraved perverts, as they pretty much brought hand-held boob physics to a new high (or low, depending on your stance). The ... [»] | 
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| Mass Effect 2 Launch Trailer | 
Geoffrey Tim - January 21st, 2010 | Boyoboyoboyoboy! I’ll admit – I’ve not been this excited for a game in quite some time. The original Mass Effect stands as one of my favourite games this generation, and its sequel is nearly upon us. Thanks to IGN, we have the game’s launch trailer for your viewing pleasure, and it’s all kinds of awesome. I’ve already ... [»] |
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| DSi LL Gets Put To Good Use | 
Geoffrey Tim - December 2nd, 2009 | I haven’t been able to wrap my head around the new DSi LL. It’s large, cumbersome, and about as portable as a bucket of live eels. Sure, it’s been touted as a device to be used by the elderly and those with poor eyesight, but I haven’t really seen the point. Until now, that ... [»] |
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| Maxim Readers Choose Their Favourite Bayonetta | 
Geoffrey Tim - November 24th, 2009 | Two months ago we told you of the Maxim competition to find “The Real Bayonetta,†a woman who embodies the "style and attitude" of the ass-kicking witch made of hair, tits and leather. Maxim’s readers have chosen their winner, a lass by the name of Andrea Bonaccorso. She wasn’t the most authentic looking Bayonetta of the ... [»] |
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| Dead or Alive 5 coming to the PS3 and Xbox 360? | 
Gavin Mannion - November 6th, 2009 | While Nick and Geoff are both more Street Fighter 4 aficionados, with the in depth game play and quality fighting mechanics, I have always been more of a Dead or Alive fan myself. I know what you are thinking and no it’s not because of the scantily clad ... [»] |
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| Girls or Games? Which would YOU choose? | 
Geoffrey Tim - November 2nd, 2009 | A a recent Counter Strike LAN in Moscow, a team promoter decided to test the mettle of his team during a match. How you ask? Obviously he unleashed Russian strippers upon them. Proving that Counter Strike players are indomitably focused, the presence of hot women and their breasts failed to put them off their game. Or it’s proven that Counter-Strike players are, like I expect, androgynous demi-humans completely void of genitalia. ... [»] |
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| The Real Girls of Dragon Age : Origins | 
Geoffrey Tim - October 22nd, 2009 | Bioware’s spiritual successor to Baldur’s Gate, Dragon Age : Origins has just escalated its way to the top of my list of anticipated games. Is it the rich, traditional setting? Is it the mysterious magical folklore? Is it the large-scale brutally bloody battles? Well yes – but more than that it’s the girls of Dragon Age, modelled after real life-beauties that’s unleashed the dragon in my pants. AlleyKatze (Alex Stein) and Victoria Johnson, the models in question, "lent ... [»] |
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