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Over @ The Movies
Extras! Jean Dujardin is every villain in Hollywood, Marvel are being douches about Ghost Rider, The physics of film theme songs and Han never shot first? WTF?! Plus much more!
Welcome to The Extras! A daily dose of all the smaller movie related news, clips and just plain cool stuff that you might have missed!We begin with an amusing video from Funny Or Die, depicting Th
Christopher Plummer and Frank Langella get their boxing gloves out to star in a Muhammad Ali film
Whether you’re a fan of the puglisitic arts or not, everybody knows who Muhammed Ali is. A rock star of the boxing ring, the only thing quicker than his fists was his tongue, but things didn
Naomi Watts signs up to play Princess Diana
Well, the British sure do love their female politicians and royalty. Meryl Streep has been receiving accolads for her portrayal of Margaret Thatcher in the Iron Lady, which disappointingly was not
Prepare for a wetter, hotter, more American sequel
Back when it came out so many years, Wet hot American Summer was a flop at the box office. That doesn’t mean that the film wasn’t any good, but it the adventures of Bradley Cooper, Paul
Seeking a Friend For the End of the World trailer – Armageddon looks like quirky fun
Just  yesterday we showed you the poster to Steve Carrel and Keira Knightly’s oddball “end of the world”, romantic drama. Well now just a single day later, and the trailer has been
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In Other News – 10 February Weekend Edition
In Other News – 10 February Weekend Edition Well, I hope everyone is ready for a great weekend of gaming. We’ve got two major releases out this week, The Darkness 2 and Kingdoms of Amalur, so there’s bound to be something that will suit you
Lazygamer TV – Five Role-Playing Games to look forward to in 2012
Lazygamer TV – Five Role-Playing Games to look forward to in 2012 Shooters, adventure and sports games may be massively popular with gamers these days, but the humble role-playing genre has also evolved into a dominant force on the gaming scene. We take a look at fi
The Evopoints downloads of the week – 03/02/2012
The Evopoints downloads of the week – 03/02/2012 Confused by the deluge of downloadable gaming goodness? Don't be! Here's our guide to the hottest downloadable games on the internet this week.
Here’s what’s you’ll get when you buy Alan Wake on PC
Here’s what’s you’ll get when you buy Alan Wake on PC Alan Wake is headed to PC - and here's what you'll find in the box if you're patient enough to wait for a retail copy.
New screenshots mysteriously appear for ‘The Last Of Us’
New screenshots mysteriously appear for ‘The Last Of Us’ Mutants, marauders and the military, as the world of The Last Of Us looks like harsh and unforgiving future in these new screenshots.
Here are the Academy of Interactive Arts & Sciences’ best games of last year
Here are the Academy of Interactive Arts & Sciences’ best games of last year Time for more game of the year wards - but this one's from industry peers, so maybe Skyrim won't win. Pfft, yeah right.
So did Double Fine get their money?
So did Double Fine get their money? So did Double Fine raise enough money via Kickstarter yesterday? You know they did
Final Fantasy XIII-2 review – Help, there’s a Crux in my Paradox!
Final Fantasy XIII-2 review – Help, there’s a Crux in my Paradox! Que Serah, Serah. Is this the best Final Fantasy game ever?
Diablo 3’s coming before the end of June. Maybe.
Diablo 3’s coming before the end of June. Maybe. Activision has confirmed that Diablo III will be out before June. They haven't quite specifically stated which year though.
Activision says new Call of Duty looks “fantastic,” full of innovation
Activision says new Call of Duty looks “fantastic,” full of innovation Not only is there a new Call of Duty coming - obviously - but it's going to be full of innovation. I'll believe it when I see it.
Soul Calibur 5 going back to the basics with marketing

 - January 6th, 2012
Imagine the scene, a gaming exec is sitting in a meeting with a group of marketing experts and explaining that they have a fighting game coming out that isn’t exactly new, it’s the fifth in the series, and that they need to ensure gets enough media coverage. It also needs to attract ... [»]

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Ken Levine is disappointed in your boob-focus in Bioshock Infinite

 - January 4th, 2012
With 2012 gearing up to be yet another banner year for gaming, one of the highlights on the horizon is Bioshock Infinite. The upcoming FPS takes place decades before the original games, and swops the objectivist underwater utopia setting for a paradise in the sky that is tainted with an ongoing civil war between factions. Caught in the middle of that, is our main protagonist Booker, and Elizabeth, a naive yet wonderfully developed leading ... [»]

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Dead or Alive 5 will push hardware boundaries

 - November 14th, 2011
Team Ninja’s current boss Yosuke Hayashi, who took over when the enigmatic, perpetually sunglassed Itagaki stepped down to form his own studio,  claims Dead or Alive 5 will do something this generation’s  “simplistic” fighters haven;t done; utilise current-generation hardware to the full. Them’s fighting words!Speaking to VG247, the decidedly less charismatic Hayashi said “In the six years that have passed since Dead or ... [»]

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The Witcher 2 screenshots (NSFW)

 - May 9th, 2011
Ripten have posted up around 250 screenshots taken from a preview build of The Witcher 2, these were all taken on the Ultra/Uber graphic settings from a pretty impressive PC and are really quite impressive. However instead of stealing all 250 screenshots I thought I’d just grab a ... [»]

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New 3DS game has giant ninja boobs

 - April 15th, 2011
Today is national cleavage day, and here in Joburg it’s a cold, misty day. What better way to heat things up today than boobs, right?A new Japanese 3DS game, Senran Kagura, features man’s favourite playthings – rather large ones…3D!Predictably, it’s centred around  a team of anime-styled female ninja trainees whose job it is to defeat the evil assassins hired by giant corporations…for some ... [»]

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Dead or Alive Dimensions has more than just fighting

 - February 11th, 2011
For years now, Team ninja, the developers of Dead or Alive have pretended that games in the series are actual fighting games, and not just excuses for teenage boys to looks at virtual boobs jiggling with moon physics.Like that demonstrated in the shameless, ridiculous beach resort simulator spin-off, Dead or Alive Paradise, the new Dead or Alive dimensions for the 3DS ... [»]

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Bulletstorm Skillsode Volume 3

 - January 28th, 2011
When I heard that the latest trailer for Epic’s insane shooter Bulletstorm featured a gang bang, I fired that sucker up up and, half an hour later (thanks, uncapped internet) finally got around to watching it. Imagine my disappointment; Instead of boobs, I saw shotguns, fire and explosions – hardly the pick Me I need on a Friday morning. ... [»]

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New Tomb Raider’s Lara Croft Not Intended as Sex Object

 - December 10th, 2010
The younger, firmer Lara Croft you’ll play as in the new, grittier Tomb Raider from developers Crystal dynamics won’t be needlessly sexed up for the sake of pubescent boys, and that her sex appeal will come through her characterisation. “There is a ... [»]

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Kirsten Price tests whether the Kinect has any built in nudity screening

 - November 16th, 2010
Generally a porn star stripping off and playing games wouldn’t get much airtime on gaming websites… yeah who are we kidding this is like a guaranteed bucket of hits for very little effort.G4TV has managed to convince adult movie star Kirsten Price to test out the Kinect in a variety of different outfits and lack ... [»]

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In Other News – August 26, 2010

 - August 26th, 2010
So today Gavin let people know via Twitter that we may be interested in taking on a new writer for some expansion, promising money and free games (terms, conditions, your pants and your soul may apply). For some strange reason, a lot of people liked the idea of getting money and free ... [»]

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China Censors Online Game Ads

 - July 12th, 2010
China, continuing its run of autocratic censorship has now banned – and tears are streaming down my face as I write this – vulgar and explicit material for use in online advertising. Sex and violence – as we know – sell things, but it looks as if they’ll no longer be used to sell online games in China. China’s Ministry of Culture has made it so that boobs can now longer be used to advertise popular online games like Dahua Xuanyuan, ... [»]

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3DS to Get Motion Controlled Boobs?

 - June 29th, 2010
I’ve crowed on and on about how Nintendo’s 3DS is a revolutionary device – and there’s further evidence of the significant impact the device will have when it’s finally released. According to Siliconera Tecmo’s Team Ninja may be one of the first to fully utilise one of the devices less talked about features – tilt controls. What grand feature might they use tilt controls for ... [»]

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E3 2010: Big Booth Babes Gallery

 - June 25th, 2010
We all love booth babes, they are an integral part of the gaming industry, so we would like to take a moment to appreciate all their hard work. Done? Ok, now let's take a couple more moments to sit and ogle them instead. In case you missed our first booth babe post ... [»]

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Capcom teams up with Playboy magazine for Dead Rising Sexy Time

 - June 13th, 2010
This was just going to be another press release post and then I clicked through the link and checked out the screenshots and just knew this deserved a full post. Playboy has teamed up with Capcom to bring sexy back to Dead Rising 2. Seriously look at that header message and ... [»]

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Gaming themed lingerie – No More Heroes 2

 - May 21st, 2010
Every now and then this job has some serious perks, these normally revolve around gaming events or free review copies but one of the little know perks of working here is that it’s perfectly acceptable to search google for semi naked women as part of our regular.. er… research. This one ... [»]

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