Batman Tag

Posted by Matthew Figueira - 24 Oct 2014

Once upon a time, a vegetable started interning at Lazygamer. “Let the cabbage do the round up,” they said. “He’ll hate it,” they said. “HA!” said the brave cabbage, as he rounded up the news and accompanied it with the cutest kitty pictures the Internet has to offer. THE END! Man I’m great at story telling, I bet none of you have any idea who the murderer is! Is it Geoff, the sneaky Asian who gives out graphics cards without the necessary adaptors? Darryn, the caped crusader whose weakness is large mobs demanding selfies? Zoe, the innocent lass who secretly starves her kittens? Or is it Sandy, that spy who has not updated his Steam profile? LEAVE YOUR THOUGHTS BELOW!

Posted by Alessandro Barbosa - 17 Oct 2014

We’re right in the heart of the gaming storm folks. It’s the second week in a row with two big launches, and it doesn’t look like things are slowing down. I’m loving it, but the gaping black hole that has taken over my wallet seems to have a different opinion. If you need an organ, I’m your man.

Posted by Matthew Figueira - 03 Oct 2014

I had plans of hibernating in bed, playing 3DS solidly for the entire weekend, then I remembered I’ve got to get my ass onto a bike and get training. This sadly means I need to venture into the outside world. The sun is such a cruel mistress! Anyways, here's the news you might have missed this week.

Posted by Matthew Figueira - 19 Sep 2014

Brace yourselves… Christmas is coming! Sure it’s still like 3 months away, but I know it’s around this time of year when the malls start smacking out all the Christmas decor. I’ve written to Santa asking for a new PlayStation 4, Xbox One, Wii U, New 3DS, New PC, and a million bucks. I reckon if he gets the letter early enough, he can make it happen for sure. I’m not being too greedy am I?  MUSH RUDOLF, BRING ME MY LOOT!

Posted by Darryn Bonthuys - 15 Sep 2014

The Arkham Knight! A foe that can match the Batman both physically and mentally! A menace equipped with his own army, gadgets and an axe to grind against the dark knight. The Arkham Knight is a brand-new foe, with an identity that is somehow tied into the events of the previous Arkham games. But who’s really hiding underneath that mask? We’ve got a list of the usual suspects, and we’re taking all the bets we can before the cops shut us down.

Posted by Darryn Bonthuys - 08 Sep 2014

Turbines to full speed! Engines to maximum! Tight rubber asses to secretly comfortable! The final chapter in the Rocksteady saga of the Dark Knight will be hitting you in the face like an unhinged orphan with too much money and not enough counselling, next year June 2015 on PC, Xbox One and PlayStation 4. That’s an eight month delay from the original release date, but as Rocksteady told us at E3, “Awesome takes time”. Prepare to be the Bat, next year.

Posted by Matthew Figueira - 29 Aug 2014

By the time this weekend is done, it will be spring time. Hopefully the transition will take place over the period of day. I need me some spring rain so I can make all the sneezing stop! Also, August winds result in a pool with a nice thick layer of leaves, perfect for filling each afternoon with some nice pool surface skimming action. Kindly leave please winter, the jig is up!

Posted by Darryn Bonthuys - 21 Aug 2014

Lego games aren’t exactly complex, and if you’ve played one of them, then you’ve played them all. Still, the one thing that these games do have going for them, is a surprising dedication to their source material and one hell of a lot of gameplay and unlockable goodies, without the need for a credit card. Expect more of that, in Lego Batman 3 :Beyond Gotham. A game which has the whole wide world, in its pants.

Posted by Darryn Bonthuys - 18 Aug 2014

Who’s afraid of the big bad bat? Plenty of thugs who have spent various nights in intensive care units, wondering if it’s time for them to go back to college to become accountants. One villain that isn’t afraid of the Batman however, is the titular Arkham Knight himself. In fact, he welcomes a challenge from the Batman, as he happens to have modelled his entire career on an eventual showdown between the two.

Posted by Darryn Bonthuys - 15 Aug 2014

Batman Arkham Knight might still be perhaps too far away, but as we all know, awesome takes time. There hasn’t been too much noise coming out of Gotham City in the last couple of months, but if you’re anxious for something new that involves an orphaned crime-puncher dressed as a raging man-sized bat, then here’s a bunch of new screens to get tide you over.