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So we’ve been asked a few times to put the  random shirts we make up for sale so that you beautiful and highly intelligent people can also walk around looking as sexy as we do… well we’ve finally put together the system to make this possible and we have our first merchandise ready for pre-order.

Below are the two shirt styles that we are creating for our Gamescom coverage team and as we have to pay for setup every time we order we can only order a certain amount. So we thought we’d give you amazing, sexy people (getting the theme?) the chance to pre-order them.

First we have the blue one for the boys, because sexism and all that.

LGshirtsMen

And then for the lovely ladies we have chosen a tank-top version. If you don’t like that then feel free to buy the blue shirt as t-shirts are pretty much unisex.

LGshirtsWomen

We do request that men don’t wear the tank top though… that’s just gross.

Anyway the men shirts are 180gsm Victoria Bay cotton (made in good old RSA) and the designs on both are screen printed so they’ll last. The ladies version is 200g polycotton interlock (whatever that means). So the important part.. how do you order these beautiful pieces of history? Easy simply head over to www.splinterclothing.com and pick your shirts, sizes and quantity and place your order.

Right now we can only accept EFT payments and we need pre-orders before we can order so expect delivery in around 14 days. Collection is available from Randpark Ridge in Gauteng else we’re looking at R50 delivery. If things go well we’re going to start offering more LG shirts and a bunch of other cool gamer gear so pre-order a shirt and give us some ideas on what else we should offer.

Oh and this is our first attempt so please let us know if things don’t work or are annoying.

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Author:Gavin Mannion

I'm cranky, arrogant and ever so amazingly annoying but when you get to know me you will also realise I'm honest and incredibly good at describing myself... now pass me that beer
  • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

    I can has one pleeeeze

  • http://lazygamer.net/ OVG
    • Grant Hancock

      Hahahahahahaha… too much funny !! :D

    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      This just made my day

    • Hammersteyn

      Just checked under my seat….. nothing :(

    • RinceWind

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHQ I am literally fucking crying now!

    • RinceWind

      I actually cannot stop watching this! My MIND!

      • http://lazygamer.net/ OVG

        FREE BEES!!!

        • Hammersteyn

          Some would say “NOT THE BEES!”

    • Lord Chaos

      I might be dying, Best way to end a week.

      • RinceWind

        Agreed, this is the funniest thing I have ever seen, ever!

  • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

    Suggestion: R200 is a bit much mos ne?

    • http://www.lazygamer.net Gavin Mannion

      Yeah I wanted it cheaper… but without large numbers it’s expensive :(… cheaper than gamer shirts in the shop though

      • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

        What about hoodies? I love me some hoodies

        • Theo Steenekamp

          HOOODIES

          • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

            I know right?

          • Alex Hicks

            I too would lobby for hoodies. Zip through ones preferably.

          • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

            Yeah, although I don’t mind

          • Hammersteyn

            BOOBIES, sorry HOODIES!!!

          • Trevor Davies

            No, no, you were right the first time – priorities!

          • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

            Boobie-Hoodie?

          • Trevor Davies

            Not sure if they’d be appropriate for cold weather.

          • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

            Why not. It detects weather patterns

          • Hammersteyn

            LOL

          • Trevor Davies

            I just don’t want to stick out like a… sore thumb :/

          • ElNicko

            Hooray for BooBies !!

          • John Ambitious

            I don’t think buying those are legal

        • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

          Hoodies FTW!!!!!!

        • http://www.lazygamer.net Gavin Mannion

          I’m getting quotes on hoodies as well

          • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

            Price range?

        • hairyknees

          BOOM! I want me a LG hoody :D

          • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

            MATTYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

      • Andre116

        The shirts as shown here and on splinter clothing don’t quite look the same. Those ball thingies don’t have mouths.

        • Trevor Davies

          The ball thingy goes in the mouth. Wait, what are we talking about?

          • RinceWind

            0-O

          • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

            O_O

          • Andre116

            I think I’ll just keep my mouth shut around you…

        • http://www.lazygamer.net Gavin Mannion

          crap.. you’re right.. fixing that.. The picture above is correct

      • RitterBruder

        Maybe tank- tops for men as well !!

        • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

          ummmmm, no

          • RitterBruder

            Dear Admiral, thank you for responding in kind, I would like you to know one thing, i like to think of myself as a intellectual badass that goes to gym everyday. so I would have you know that i wear tank tops to the gym, and wearing one bearing a site that i enjoy will be the something that i will very much enjoy ! Good day to you sir

          • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

            I say good day!

    • Trevor Davies

      That’s pretty much avg for a printed shirt like this now :/

    • Hammersteyn

      Plus shipping it comes to R250…

      • http://www.lazygamer.net Gavin Mannion

        If you can find cheaper shipping I’m happy

        • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

          Ok, slap in some custom naming and you have yourself a deal!

        • Hammersteyn

          Done and done. I emailed to proof of payment to you as the website didn’t have an email address…. sorry.

    • http://www.lazygamer.net Gavin Mannion

      Oh and most of the price is through double sided printing.. we’ll offer single sided cheaper ones at some point

    • http://www.youtube.com/koldfu5ion Devon Stanton

      Have you not been paying attention? people in the gaming industry are in it for the lambo’s don’t be fooled by Gavin’s “for the gamers” attitude I’ve seen his ride ;)

      • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

        What does he drive? If the next words outta your mouth is Ferrari / Lambo / Maserati then that explains all!

        • http://www.youtube.com/koldfu5ion Devon Stanton

          I think it’s a 125 unknown brand of bike… but it CHANGES NOTHING!! Mark my words he’ll be putting gold plated spinners on that bad boy in no time!

          • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

            Spinners and chrome to the max bru

  • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

    I’m still rolling with mine:

    • RinceWind

      You shut up! YOU SHUT UP!

      • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

        Hahahaha. Right forgot about that love-hate situation :)

        • RinceWind

          You also shut up! Wait, sorry. Not you… YOU SHUT UP@Erwin_Kempff:disqus

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            Still a sore topic huh? :P

          • RinceWind

            YOU SHUT UP! Weeps like girl scout who has had all her cookies eaten… http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2dzuneMlF1r8jnquo1_500.gif

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            Cookie! Cookie Cookie Cookie Cookie Cookie Cookie!!!!

          • John Ambitious

            I eat cookies like that when I’m busy in a game and something suddenly happens.

          • RinceWind

            Me too, especially when I am playing Alan Wake!

          • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

            While NOT wearing a Lagz shirt I presume…

          • RinceWind

            YOU SHUT UP!

          • RinceWind

            Looking for a BIG KLAP!

          • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

            XD

          • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

            Hey Rince.

            NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANAAAAAAAAAA

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            BATMAN!

    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

      Legend

    • Trevor Davies

      For heavens’ sake man, take it off already! It was white when you got it!

      • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

        Guys please stop. I can’t laugh anymore today. My stomach is killing me. Please… Just.. stop!

        Hahahaha

      • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

        Na ah, no ways, second skin to me

      • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

        Also, I’M STILL WHITE DAMMIT

  • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    Very cool! Love the design :)

    • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

      Yeah, its pretty epic!

      • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

        Lol. I want one that says “Lazygamer regular” or “Lazygamer best comment winner 2013″ :P

        • Trevor Davies

          “that’s how we troll”

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            YES! Perfect!

          • Hammersteyn

            “They see me trolling!”

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            Hehehehe

        • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

          I want one that says Admiral Chief

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            Aw yes! That would be awesome! Custom T’s with the Lagz logo and our community tag! Epicness :)

          • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

            Admiral Chief and then 10k little x’s

          • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

            lulz

  • Trevor Davies

    Is a large a regular ZA large, or is it Chinese midget large?

    • http://www.lazygamer.net Gavin Mannion

      Made in SA.. so SA large

      • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

        So small will be like Darryn small?

        • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

          I didn’t see a kiddies fit there. Don’t think they make for that size.

      • ElNicko

        Also a viable question , are they normal t-shirts or premium t-shirts (kind of slim-fitting , for those guys who like to Klap gym) ???

        • http://www.lazygamer.net Gavin Mannion

          er Normal shirts

          • ElNicko

            awesome stuff chief !! slight problem experienced by the bigger than average guys

        • HvR

          those premium t-shirts are just rebranded ladies fit.

      • Charles Du Plessis

        So then we should represent it like this (for people like me)

    • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

      Chinese midget hahaha

    • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
      • ElNicko

        Thats Wraithist bro !

      • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

        hahaha, same idea we had!

        Great minds

        • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

          Indeed :)

    • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

      This size?

  • RinceWind

    About time! Was asking for this months ago! Then was trolled by @Erwin_Kempff:disqus with a special picture through skype… BASTARD! @lazygamers:disqushow long will they be available?

    • http://www.lazygamer.net Gavin Mannion

      I need to order in about a week… and then if people buy them I can order some more

      • RinceWind

        Cool. Will order one now. @Andre116:disqus makes a point, the back on the site looks different to the back on this site. Perhaps misslabeled?

        • http://www.lazygamer.net Gavin Mannion

          yeah we screwed up.. the one above is right

          • RinceWind

            Cool. May be worth sending larger packages of shirts to trustworthy people in big cities to then distribute at a lower cost?

          • http://www.lazygamer.net Gavin Mannion

            Pictures updated… also like we said, this is our first attempt and we’ll get better… I hope

          • RinceWind

            Cool, just bought one! Not sure if you want me to send you proof of purchase?

          • http://www.lazygamer.net Gavin Mannion

            Nope I can see everything… once the money reflects with your order ID we will send confirmation… but don’t expect it until Sunday I’d say..

        • Hammersteyn

          Now we can spot each other in public!

          • RinceWind

            Also done! Not sure if need to send POP?

          • Hammersteyn

            I sent it to Gavin, haven’t felt the wrath of Zeus yet so maybe it’s cool that he gets it?

  • Andre116

    I love the idea of the shirts. That way I can identify other members of the Lazygamer community and avoid them. I think there are a couple of unstable folks on here. cough, @ovg, cough, cough.

    • RinceWind

      Hahahaha! True :) Just ordered mine, you know you want to, do it!

      • Andre116

        Well…my wife has been telling me that I need to buy some new clothes…

  • Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew

    I would so buy this if I didn’t just fork out 10k to fix the car :(

    • Weanerdog

      I would so buy this if I had a job

      • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

        Need a job?

        • RinceWind

          He needs two, SONY trolling, since early 2000.

        • Weanerdog

          Yes I do.

          • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

            What area of expertise doth thee have?

          • Weanerdog

            Accounting, auditing, financial management and trolling

            Currently in Cape Town

          • Admiral Chief Groot Wors

            Meh, if in GT could make a plan for you….

          • Weanerdog

            Thanks anyway, appreciate that this is in fact a community.

  • http://www.facebook.com/khulie.ndlovu Khulani Ndlovu

    Cool shirts, :)

  • Kromas

    I have not bought a normal T-Shirt in years. That is what competitions/collectors editions are for :P

  • Slade Boender

    i does want I does WANT

    • Slade Boender

      You know, decent caps would be rad too. Flexfit and none of that stupid flat peak ones. Those lame things where the kids want to keep the ^stickers^ on. (Always confused the shit outta me, still dont understand why)

      • Andre116

        Tell me about it…and don’t even try to pull the stickers off…

  • Todor Doutchevitch

    I can not place an order, as the dropdown with choose an option does not give me any options. Works for the girls shirt, but not the guys, and I am not sure I can pull it off.

    • Zoe

      Fixed! Thanks for pointing it out :)

      • Todor Doutchevitch

        Thanks Zoe, I made my order. One more thing, I paid R250 into the account as I want it shipped to me. There didn’t seem to be an option on the web site to select this (or i missed it). Is this right?

        • Zoe

          Shame, you’re finding all the options that we haven’t added yet! Shouldn’t be a problem – and we will add a “I want it to be shipped” option ASAP. Thanks so much for your order!

        • http://www.lazygamer.net Gavin Mannion

          Really? It should have asked for shipping method?

  • Anon A Mouse

    I’ll wear anything as long as it’s black. That means I have to go the tank top route then?

  • Jonah Cash

    Ordered and paid…. @lazygamers:disqus sommer throw my Game of Thrones season 2 box set in the same bag as the shirt!! That is if you are finished watching it……

    • Jonah Cash

      Didn’t wait for an order ID, I paid using my order number. Will that be me doing it wrong again????

      • http://www.lazygamer.net Gavin Mannion

        You didn’t wait for an order ID? erm… your order Number should be your ID. I’ve emailed invoices to all payments I’ve seen so far. Did you get an invoice?

        • Jonah Cash

          If the “your order” mail is my invoice then yes thank you. This is a cool idea, think it has a lot of potential for you guys!! Cheers have a good Sunday!!

          • http://www.lazygamer.net Gavin Mannion

            .. lol I’m very new at this.. I need to maybe see what the button does before I click it :).. I pushed the email invoice button

  • R4geGam3r

    Placed my order :)..

  • Marc

    Do you get exclusive DLC with the pre-order?

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