Cape Town is a fascinating place. It’s filled to the brim with hipsters and has a mountain that is almost as flat as my introduction to this article! It’s also filled with many of our awesome readers, who we never get to see because we’re all based in Joburg – except for Darryn… he stays in PE, the place that will be used to film the reboot of Escape From New York. Anyways, do you ever feel like the Capetonians you chat to in the comments below are nothing more than online bots? Find out for yourself this weekend at the Lazygamer Cape Town meet!
That’s right, if you attend, you’ll get to troll each other in real life! Here’s all the stuff you’ll need to know for an afternoon that’ll be packed with tomfoolery and much debauchery.
When: 13 December (that’s this Saturday in case you don’t have a calendar lying around)
Where: Riverclub – Liesbeek Parkway, Obeservatory, Cape Town, 7925
Phone: 021 448 6117
Time: 13:00
What: a get together of the Cape Town Lazygamer community. Laughs and chuckles guaranteed! Food, drinks, and batteries sold separately.
I have evidence of the last meet. They were talking about shooting games and then… well, things got out of hand clearly!
In all seriousness though, we have such a rad community here. There is no excuse for not meeting up with your fellow readers and gamers! I’d gladly fly across, but I hear Cabbage Trafficking has been outlawed in the West.
Will you be attending? Be sure to snap lots of pictures and send them to us for science!
Last Updated: December 9, 2014
HairyEwok
December 9, 2014 at 15:02
Save-as image and zooms in to see street address…… ahhhh yes offcourse it’ll be there hmmm indeed a good location. Good job. Sadly I’m nowhere near Capie to be there. I want to live in Capie Town T-T.
Marc O Polo
December 9, 2014 at 19:12
Everyone wants to live in cape town
Mossel
December 9, 2014 at 15:04
Where did you get that picture of Cape Town? The 90s? xD
RinceThis
December 9, 2014 at 15:15
It looks old so it’s hipster!
Spaffy
December 9, 2014 at 15:50
Well the stadium is there… 😛
James Anderton
December 10, 2014 at 11:42
The OLD stadium. rofl
Mossel
December 9, 2014 at 15:05
Seriously though, everytime these things happen I’m can’t go. Going skydiving this weekend and then off to Hermanus!
Hammersteyn
December 9, 2014 at 15:07
sounds fun
Captain JJ Fantasticus
December 9, 2014 at 15:12
Skydiving hey.
I just use that as code for something else. Yes, I’m that sad.
RinceThis
December 9, 2014 at 15:15
So what you’re saying is you’re rather jump out of a plane than meet us? Got room for one more?
Hammersteyn
December 9, 2014 at 15:18
lol
Captain JJ Fantasticus
December 9, 2014 at 15:19
LOL
Mossel
December 9, 2014 at 15:22
haha basically yes! lol you’re welcome to join!
RinceThis
December 9, 2014 at 15:23
Haha 🙂 We’ll all cheers you.
Mossel
December 9, 2014 at 15:30
I’ll send a selfie!
RinceThis
December 9, 2014 at 15:32
HAHAHA!
Jo
December 10, 2014 at 07:16
How do you identify the skydiver in the crowd? You don’t… he’ll tell you…. 🙂
Mossel
December 10, 2014 at 07:22
haha fair enough, although I can’t call myself a skydiver because I’ve never done it. But I sure am super excited!
I'm really feeling it! (Umar)
December 9, 2014 at 15:06
Sweet…Who wants to meet up in the alleyway behind the bar?
Hammersteyn
December 9, 2014 at 15:07
My little pony collectors
I'm really feeling it! (Umar)
December 9, 2014 at 15:09
We can swop. I have a rare 20cm Sweetie Belle if you want?
Hammersteyn
December 9, 2014 at 15:12
I know of those places so that I can avoid them XD
CAE9872
December 9, 2014 at 15:35
Man that sounds…ummm…different!
I'm really feeling it! (Umar)
December 9, 2014 at 15:36
SOOOO….You in?
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 9, 2014 at 15:36
Are you still talking about the alleyway? O_o
RinceThis
December 9, 2014 at 15:37
Only if his jean pant is working.
Captain JJ Fantasticus
December 9, 2014 at 15:38
Jean pant. lol
RinceThis
December 9, 2014 at 15:36
Probably will be on Sat 0_O
Captain JJ Fantasticus
December 9, 2014 at 15:36
O_O
Captain JJ Fantasticus
December 9, 2014 at 15:41
It better not be as disappointing as last time. All I got was a lousy Kinder toy. Without the chocolate nogals.
I'm really feeling it! (Umar)
December 9, 2014 at 15:42
I have a toy for you…and choc- I’m sorry, taht just sounded extra nasty
Captain JJ Fantasticus
December 9, 2014 at 15:42
hahaha
CAE9872
December 9, 2014 at 15:42
alleyway – mos definitely NOT!!!
For get-together maybe – family commitments and all but will see.
I'm really feeling it! (Umar)
December 9, 2014 at 15:45
🙁 sad…..Hopefully one person will come to the alleyway
DarkBladeNemo
December 10, 2014 at 07:14
Koeksister anyone??
I'm really feeling it! (Umar)
December 10, 2014 at 07:44
Lol SaG?
Hammersteyn
December 9, 2014 at 15:08
So close no matter how far, will attend one of these some day.
I'm really feeling it! (Umar)
December 9, 2014 at 15:08
Why do I need to buy batteries…is it THAT kind of party?….Just so you know, my safe word is spumoni
Captain JJ Fantasticus
December 9, 2014 at 15:41
The batteries is for the hearing aids.
I'm really feeling it! (Umar)
December 9, 2014 at 15:45
Lol its funny because they’re all old, especially Rince
Captain JJ Fantasticus
December 9, 2014 at 15:46
Luckily I’m younger than he, so… yesss.
Admiral Chief BellatorMachina
December 9, 2014 at 15:47
*him
Captain JJ Fantasticus
December 9, 2014 at 15:50
“than I”
(than he, than she, than we, than they)
or
“than me”(than him, than her, than us, than them)
Facts 😉
Admiral Chief BellatorMachina
December 9, 2014 at 15:55
Where is my sammich?
Captain JJ glitterati fantasti
December 9, 2014 at 15:57
*starts making sandwich while mumbling*
Admiral Chief BellatorMachina
December 9, 2014 at 15:57
Remember the mustard!
Captain JJ glitterati fantasti
December 9, 2014 at 15:58
hmmphh
Spaffy
December 9, 2014 at 16:00
(spit in it)
Admiral Chief BellatorMachina
December 9, 2014 at 16:00
Good thing I didn’t say mayo…
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 9, 2014 at 15:09
Look at that hipster wearing sunglasses indoors. What a chop!
Hammersteyn
December 9, 2014 at 15:10
He’s not even partaking with a shooter!
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 9, 2014 at 15:10
I know. I had to drink it. It was horrible.
Spaffy
December 9, 2014 at 16:02
Which sob is you?
Admiral Chief BellatorMachina
December 9, 2014 at 16:03
The girlish one in the rear
Captain JJ glitterati fantasti
December 9, 2014 at 16:04
He is the wonderfully bearded fellow on the right side.
Spaffy
December 9, 2014 at 16:04
Figures.
Andre116
December 10, 2014 at 06:49
I’m the wonderfully bearded fellow on the left side.
Captain JJ glitterati fantasti
December 10, 2014 at 07:29
Haha. That you are.
I'm really feeling it! (Umar)
December 9, 2014 at 15:10
Do gingers actually show on a photo? I thought they were like vampires
Captain JJ Fantasticus
December 9, 2014 at 15:14
Only human gingers.
Matthew Holliday
December 9, 2014 at 15:14
no such thing.
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 9, 2014 at 15:15
Human WHAT? I thought they banned those experiments.
I'm really feeling it! (Umar)
December 9, 2014 at 15:15
You get human gingers?….who knew
Captain JJ Fantasticus
December 9, 2014 at 15:12
Haha.
RinceThis
December 9, 2014 at 15:16
HAHAH! Remember he almost didn’t make it, and I think it was his own party 😛
Captain JJ Fantasticus
December 9, 2014 at 15:16
Sounds believable.
oVg elfroot slayer
December 9, 2014 at 16:35
your smile is too bright
Captain JJ Fantasticus
December 9, 2014 at 15:11
Damn it. I missed the last meet. Will not happen again.
RinceThis
December 9, 2014 at 15:16
See you this Sat bro 🙂
Captain JJ Fantasticus
December 9, 2014 at 15:17
Fo sho. I’ll be sure to pretty up for OVG.
Admiral Chief BellatorMachina
December 9, 2014 at 16:04
Heh, “pretty up”
Pulling out the industrial size make-up bag again?
Hammersteyn
December 9, 2014 at 15:14
Should name the people present in the photo so that we can poke fun at them as is the norm.I think I recognize two uglies in that photo
Captain JJ Fantasticus
December 9, 2014 at 15:14
Sjoe. Now I feel lucky I wasn’t there.
Hammersteyn
December 9, 2014 at 15:17
Hehe the eyeliner would probably be the first thing I spot
Captain JJ Fantasticus
December 9, 2014 at 15:18
I will neither confirm nor deny this.
I'm really feeling it! (Umar)
December 9, 2014 at 15:16
The tomato sauce and Rince?
Hammersteyn
December 9, 2014 at 15:17
lol
Weanerdog
December 10, 2014 at 09:39
I am the hairless wonder at the back left.
Hammersteyn
December 10, 2014 at 09:54
XD being hairless isn’t that bad. Saves time in the morning. I’m taking notes so that I know who’s who.
Captain JJ glitterati fantasti
December 10, 2014 at 09:55
I’m the invisible guy.
Hammersteyn
December 10, 2014 at 09:56
Yeah but you’ll be there this weekend. Need photos!
Hammersteyn
December 10, 2014 at 09:55
Also Im hairless as well.
Captain JJ Fantasticus
December 9, 2014 at 15:18
Look at John sitting at the head of the table like he owns the place. Typical! ;P
I'm really feeling it! (Umar)
December 9, 2014 at 15:18
I thought you were John?
Captain JJ Fantasticus
December 9, 2014 at 15:19
I’m JJ. John was my first handle, but it’s not my real name 🙂
This is real John.
Hammersteyn
December 9, 2014 at 15:20
So who’s this John?
Captain JJ Fantasticus
December 9, 2014 at 15:20
He’s a not-so regular, regular. 🙂
The John.
Hammersteyn
December 9, 2014 at 15:20
Aah okay
Rock789
December 10, 2014 at 07:36
That would be me. 🙂 That is me at my rightful spot of head of the table… 😉
But that is me over 30kgs ago – I’ve kinda lost a lot of weight since then…
Hammersteyn
December 10, 2014 at 07:38
Good on you then 😀
Rock789
December 10, 2014 at 07:43
Why thank you kind sir. 🙂
I'm really feeling it! (Umar)
December 9, 2014 at 15:20
Your first handle?….I don’t think I have a handle on this situation
Captain JJ Fantasticus
December 9, 2014 at 15:21
Hehe. Pseudonym.
If you could believe this, I’m also not a Captain. 😉
I'm really feeling it! (Umar)
December 9, 2014 at 15:22
What!!! My life is a LIE
Captain JJ Fantasticus
December 9, 2014 at 15:23
Imagine my disappointment when I realised Trevor isn’t an emperor. He is an alien though. That’s true.
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 9, 2014 at 15:27
I am an emperor. It’s just that no one else agrees.
Captain JJ Fantasticus
December 9, 2014 at 15:28
That’s very true. At least we appreciate your enthusiasm and ambition.
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 9, 2014 at 15:30
If I don’t believe it, who will?
RinceThis
December 9, 2014 at 15:33
True.
Skyblue
December 10, 2014 at 00:17
Hehe, you’re also an endangered species… and majestic, oh so majestic…
RinceThis
December 9, 2014 at 15:19
Agreed! The audacity!
Admiral Chief BellatorMachina
December 9, 2014 at 15:20
What a sausage fest!
I'm really feeling it! (Umar)
December 9, 2014 at 15:21
We know you want some boerwors
Admiral Chief BellatorMachina
December 9, 2014 at 15:21
*boerewors
And no, already have a magnificent one tx
I'm really feeling it! (Umar)
December 9, 2014 at 15:23
no one likes a nazi with a nippy boerewors 😛
Admiral Chief BellatorMachina
December 9, 2014 at 15:31
There is a “your mom” / “your sister” joke in there somewhere, but ahh screw it still upset about the article earlier
I'm really feeling it! (Umar)
December 9, 2014 at 15:33
I know 🙁
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 9, 2014 at 15:21
THAT’S SEXIST!
Admiral Chief BellatorMachina
December 9, 2014 at 15:22
Soz, I forgot, you and your girlish figure in the gym…
Captain JJ Fantasticus
December 9, 2014 at 15:22
More like specieist to you.
RinceThis
December 9, 2014 at 15:22
You leave him alone!
Captain JJ Fantasticus
December 9, 2014 at 15:24
Oh you two. I remember when Trevor used to defend me, but I guess some bonds are stronger than the pc bond.
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 9, 2014 at 15:26
What? PC bros before consHOles. Always.
Captain JJ Fantasticus
December 9, 2014 at 15:26
Oh niiiice.
RinceThis
December 9, 2014 at 15:34
You shut your hole!
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 9, 2014 at 15:36
mwuhahahaha!
RinceThis
December 9, 2014 at 15:22
WARNING. WARNING Avo is going to be there too 0_O
Captain JJ Fantasticus
December 9, 2014 at 15:22
Excellent. I finally get to meet the dude.
Admiral Chief BellatorMachina
December 9, 2014 at 15:22
(O)_(O)
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 9, 2014 at 15:24
Should we all bring ice cream to make him feel welcome?
Captain JJ Fantasticus
December 9, 2014 at 15:24
*shivers*
RinceThis
December 9, 2014 at 15:28
Or a scoop?
Captain JJ Fantasticus
December 9, 2014 at 15:29
You stay away from my head!
Captain JJ Fantasticus
December 9, 2014 at 15:27
That top secret meeting place is pointing at the wrong….oh wait…nevermind. Yes yes. That’s exactly where the Top Secret meeting place is.
KingKappie
December 9, 2014 at 15:27
must it be in the southern suburbs
RinceThis
December 9, 2014 at 15:35
It’s where the person arranging it lives, so YES!
KingKappie
December 9, 2014 at 15:38
but.. oky 🙁 i will come to the dark side of cape town
RinceThis
December 9, 2014 at 15:39
GOOD! Lazy vagrants.
Viking Of Divinity
December 9, 2014 at 15:36
Damn, Would love to join, but sadly, this saturday i already have plans….. mebbe next time…
CAE9872
December 9, 2014 at 15:38
Now I don’t want to sound rude but my god THOSE PEEPS LOOK DAMN OLD *says the 42 yr old*
Where’s the COD clan of 12 year olds?
Captain JJ Fantasticus
December 9, 2014 at 15:38
Usually when I’m there I brighten up the room.
CAE9872
December 9, 2014 at 15:43
What? Your eyeliner has glitter in it too?
Captain JJ Fantasticus
December 9, 2014 at 15:44
Damn it. I’m just a pro at walking into these, aren’t I?
Admiral Chief BellatorMachina
December 9, 2014 at 15:46
Do you wear high heels too?
Captain JJ Fantasticus
December 9, 2014 at 15:48
*head starts to boil and make popping sounds*
Admiral Chief BellatorMachina
December 9, 2014 at 15:49
Ah, so you are in the kitchen, makes sense…
A SAMMICH I SAY!!!
Captain JJ Fantasticus
December 9, 2014 at 15:51
LOL
Also: no!
Admiral Chief BellatorMachina
December 9, 2014 at 15:45
Bwahahahahahaha glitterati fantasticus!
RinceThis
December 9, 2014 at 15:39
They took the picture. First they were scoping then finally took one.
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 9, 2014 at 15:41
Why do you think we meet at a bar? 😉
CAE9872
December 9, 2014 at 15:42
Hahahaha clever beings
Spaffy
December 9, 2014 at 15:56
Oh goody 😀
So who’s going? I’d like to prepare myself
Captain JJ glitterati fantasti
December 9, 2014 at 15:56
I am.
Spaffy
December 9, 2014 at 15:57
Why didn’t we meet at the movies yet, or didn’t you go?
Captain JJ glitterati fantasti
December 9, 2014 at 15:57
I didn’t go. Work and all. Missed the last meet also.
Admiral Chief BellatorMachina
December 9, 2014 at 16:00
glitterati fantasi…….maybe drop the captain…
Captain JJ glitterati fantasti
December 9, 2014 at 16:01
Never, it’s my last shred of dignity I have left.
Admiral Chief BellatorMachina
December 9, 2014 at 16:04
Dignity? This is Lagz!
Captain JJ glitterati fantasti
December 9, 2014 at 16:06
I imagined you said that like King Leonidas
Admiral Chief BellatorMachina
December 9, 2014 at 16:07
Ahhh, so you got my points
(point one, being a King, point two, the voice)
Admiral Chief BellatorMachina
December 9, 2014 at 15:58
He was stuck in the kitchen
Spaffy
December 9, 2014 at 15:58
huehue
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 9, 2014 at 15:57
Me.
Spaffy
December 9, 2014 at 15:57
Well that sucks.
Captain JJ glitterati fantasti
December 9, 2014 at 15:58
lol
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 9, 2014 at 15:59
You sound just like her. 🙁
Spaffy
December 9, 2014 at 15:59
*them.
There, fixed it 😀
Weanerdog
December 10, 2014 at 09:41
I am
Admiral Chief BellatorMachina
December 9, 2014 at 16:09
Is….Rince wearing Khaki? KhakiRooiBosRince?
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 9, 2014 at 18:50
But Admiraal, khaki go with everything!
Admiral Chief BellatorMachina
December 10, 2014 at 07:38
Nie so seker gemmer en khaki loop mooi saam nie
Willem Van Wyk
December 9, 2014 at 16:25
But already lanning 🙁
oVg elfroot slayer
December 9, 2014 at 16:35
Crap, I need to hire out another bullet proof vest.
N@te
December 9, 2014 at 19:44
Why not get a lil tipsy and hit the 9-hole mashie course. Would be good fun….. 😀
Weanerdog
December 10, 2014 at 09:44
That is the plan I think but because of poor impulse control we didn’t get do that last time.
Weanerdog
December 10, 2014 at 09:37
Damn that camera adds ten pounds of ugly, not even my good looks can save this photo.
Captain JJ glitterati fantasti
December 10, 2014 at 09:42
It made me completely disappear I was so ugly. ;P
DrKiller
December 10, 2014 at 12:27
wooo I know 2 of those people
Gerhard
December 10, 2014 at 13:23
Damn, still playing golf at that time. You guys enjoy!
Ultimo_Cleric N7
December 10, 2014 at 14:10
Would love to, but its my Batchelor’s this weekend……..wish me luck.
CAE9872
December 13, 2014 at 12:08
Good luck!