PLEASE NOTE: Because I have been obsessed with Star Wars for most of my life, and can talk about it at incredible length, this review is long. Very long. But it is also very SPOILER FREE. You’re welcome.

I am a Star Wars nut and I liked The Phantom Menace. There, I said it. In my defense though, most of the other hardcore fans spewing out of midnight screenings back in 1999 once felt the same, heads a-buzzing from the simple fact that for the first time in nearly two decades we had new Star Wars streaming into our eyeballs. Of course once that shiny newness wore off mere hours (or even minutes) later, it dawned on us that besides for the all-encompassing badass awesomeness of Darth Maul, and the delirious orchestral masterpiece that is composer John Williams’ “Duel of the Fates”, Star Wars: Episode 1 – The Phantom Menace was essentially creator/writer/director/Supreme Flannel Overlord George Lucas wiping his green-screened rear end with your nostalgia in the one hand and piles of money in the other.

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And so, 16 years later, I walked into Star Wars: The Force Awakens with expectations that may have been edging towards the hopeful positive, but were still very much tempered by crushing prior disappointment. But when I exited that cinema 135 minutes later, I found myself once again caught up in that roaring sense of euphoria and propulsive imagination that Star Wars has given me since I accidentally discovered it as an 8-year old kid back in 1989 (whomever you are, video store clerk who accidentally gave my older brother a VHS copy of Star Wars instead of Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo, you’re a saint!). Except this time, that undiluted glee was not only well and truly earned, it was unequivocally here to stay. To paraphrase one of Obi-Wan Kenobi’s most famous lines: this is the Star Wars movie we’ve been looking for!

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Director/writer JJ Abrams, co-writer Lawrence Kasdan and all the folks over at Lucasfilm and Disney have (mostly) done a superb job of selling The Force Awakens during its marketing campaign as a stellar return to form for the world’s most popular sci-fi franchise, without really divulging any spoilers; and so I’ll follow suit. I will eventually do an in-depth follow-up post to truly unpack the film’s narrative and what it means for the greater mythology, but for now I’m just going to skirt all the narrative reveals – and trust me, the film has its fair share of jaw-droppers – as well as anything other than minor character details.

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As a respective life-long fan and an original co-creator of this romantic universe, Abrams and Kasdan feel as strongly as the rest of us did about the abject failure of the Prequel Trilogy, and thus take on the monumentally unenviable task here of rekindling what worked so brilliantly the first time around, while also modernizing this almost sacrosanct mythos. And they succeed wildly. The return to practical sets and incredible puppetry alone yields instant results – without a doubt this feels like Star Wars should, from the wonderfully realized tactile alien creatures to the grungy retro-future-chic set design (so much so that I half expected to see Ralph McQuarrie’s Force-Ghost hovering in the background).

From a pure aesthetics level, Abrams’ effort wholly occupies that same magical creative space as the originals without feeling forced or contrived. It’s that same oxymoron of the fantastically-believable which made us all want to explore and live in this universe as kids. But a world is only as good as the characters that inhabit it – or more specifically the actors who play those characters – and here Abrams and co have hit the jackpot, as their cast endear, intrigue, engage and evoke emotion from the opening frames to the last.

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As Rey, the dusty scavenger with dreams of adventure eking out a living on the desert planet of Jakku, Daisy Ridley is a revelation, fiercely capable and instantly likeable. So too is John Boyega’s Finn, a Stormtrooper in the First Order – the militarized remnants of the evil Empire – who undergoes a crisis of allegiance. He’s an immediate fan-favourite with his hilarious off-the-cuff banter and palpable sense of honour, with the emotional and entertaining chemistry between Finn and Rey just crackling off the screen.

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Oscar Isaac’s ace Resistance X-Wing pilot Poe Dameron is also roguish charm personified, and somehow ball-droid BB-8 is even cuter than expected, a definite Christmas stocking stuffer if there’s ever been one. But of the franchise newcomers, it’s Adam Driver’s villainous Kylo Ren who will leave the biggest impression. Arguably the best villain the franchise has had other than Darth Vader, Kylo Ren possesses the raw physical threat and just plain cool bad boy appeal of Darth Maul, but is more than just a catchy mask and trademark lightsaber. There’s a real tragedy underpinning all that malice and Driver sells it incredibly well.

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And all of this fresh-faced appeal is bolstered by greatly spirited returns by the original trio: Harrison Ford as Han Solo, Carrie Fisher as Princess General Leia and, of course, Mark Hamill as Luke Skywalker. Abrams deftly handles the on-screen arrivals of these icons, with a masterful flair for both the dramatic and nostalgic. It’s Ford who has the bulk of the load to carry though, and the 73-year old doesn’t disappoint as he barely skips a beat returning to his rogue starship captain ways with the ever-loveable Chewwbacca at his side. Fisher now has a much more stately role, but underneath all the new wrinkles and diplomacy, that fiery spark clearly still exists. And Hamill… well, the less revealed about his role the better, but lets just say that Skywalker makes a masterful appearance.

With a perfectly poignant passing of the torch from the old generation to the new, The Force Awakens doesn’t just lay the ground work for an epic new adventure, but lets the new leads immediately earn that same “old friends that I want to hang out with” appeal that Luke, Leia and Han once, and still continue to exhibit.

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In that regard and many others, The Force Awakens betters with aplomb all of Lucas’ attempts at expansive mythology in the Prequel Trilogy. It is a film that succeeds at both the micro and macro level: Heartfelt familial drama without devolving into sketchy soap operatics; endearing romance minus the painfully wooden and overwrought soppiness; rip-roaring heroics with heroes you genuinely want to cheer for; and all interspersed with eye-popping, technologically gifted widescreen action set pieces that put to shame most other films you’ve seen this year (don’t worry, Mad Max: Fury Road, you’re still the gold standard).

Abrams doesn’t just engineer these action beats masterfully from a purely logistical perspective though, but makes full use of the cinematographical advantages garnered from IMAX 3D to produce rollicking, roller-coaster sequences that has to be experienced first hand on the premium, preferred format for yourself to be believed. Special mention has to be made though of a single static shot of a Star Destroyer – probably the best thing I’ve ever seen achieved with IMAX 3D – that for the few seconds it hung on-screen seemingly dwarfed not just the cinema but my entire existence.

And linking all these visual masterstrokes is a story that begins – as these things so often do – with a simple quest that turns into an exhilarating epic, building palpably on the foundations of what came before by exploring themes of destiny and family and the dichotomous clarion call of power over both, while also setting the scene for some truly massive tales.

As much as I can gush over the film though, it’s most definitely not perfect, with its biggest sin stemming from its biggest achievement. In their quest to recapture the glory of the Original Trilogy, Abrams and Kasdan also find themselves hemmed into certain creative choices that feel like they’re playing it safe and just giving fans more of what they know they love, instead of just creating and risking another Phantom Menace.

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The Star Wars universe has given us some of the most imaginative, fully realized landscapes we’ve ever seen on-screen, but here we’re instead treated to an almost “greatest hits” tribute, as once again we touch down on a sandy desertscape, an ice-encrusted planet and an arboreal panorama. The film is also filled with several clearly signposted homages to the original narrative, and while most of them work brilliantly by setting up scenarios that expertly toy with audience expectations and our sense of nostalgia, a select few of them are just too on the nose, with a 3rd act battle plan in particular appearing rather silly in its repetitive predictability.

And while The Force Awakens is stuffed with numerous moments of cinematic magnificence, the film has the occasional tendency to rush between them with an unforgiving breathlessness, forgetting that it was the quieter, personal moments of the original that wove that sense of unquantifiable magic into the tapestry, just as much as it was all the pew-pew laser-sword action theatrics. Luckily, its pacing problems are somewhat salved by the fact that the action is staged so well, that you really don’t mind just getting to that next set piece as much as you might have.

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There also happens to be a slightly-stronger-than-I-would-have-liked sense of deus ex machina, especially when the story seemingly randomly digresses to introduce Lupita Nyongo’s Maz Kanata (though it does give Abrams the opportunity to school Lucas on how to create a fully CG character that is not only wonderfully realized physically, but which meesa don’t want to strangle bombad).

But even with those gaffes, it’s undeniable just what an achievement Star Wars: The Force Awakens truly is. Very few sequels have ever been created under the pressure that it was, but luckily Lucasfilm have churned out a diamond here. Slightly flawed, yes, but one that not only shines brightly enough in a year that has already been filled with other unexpected sequel gems (Mad Max: Fury Road, Creed) to rise to the top, but also one that sets an incredibly strong foundation on which to build the future of this much beloved franchise.

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Last Updated: December 17, 2015

Star Wars: The Force Awakens
It may not have the magically measured pacing or creatively unrestrained world building of the original Star Wars and its even more lauded followup, Empire Strikes Back, but with its incredible casting (young and old), bold visual flourishes, and massively successful return to its filmmaking roots there's no denying one simple fact: The Force is very strong with this one.
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103 Comments

  1. tl;dr

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    • Hammersteyn

      December 17, 2015 at 13:07

      rofl

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    • RinceThis

      December 17, 2015 at 13:16

      you are a beast!

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      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        December 17, 2015 at 13:20

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      • oVg

        December 17, 2015 at 13:22

        tl;dr

        what does than mean?

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        • Kervyn Cloete

          December 17, 2015 at 13:25

          Trevor loves dick rides

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          • oVg

            December 17, 2015 at 13:29

            bwahahaha

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            December 17, 2015 at 13:32

            tee hee 😀

        • RinceThis

          December 17, 2015 at 13:26

          too long, didn’t read.

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  2. Hammersteyn

    December 17, 2015 at 13:06

    I’m bored……….I know!
    Star Trek > Star Wars.

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    • oVg

      December 17, 2015 at 13:11

      NCC1701D FTW

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    • Captain JJ 4x

      December 17, 2015 at 13:35

      Firefly > Star Trek x10

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      • Hammersteyn

        December 17, 2015 at 13:38

        Bugs are greater than Star Trek?

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        • Captain JJ 4x

          December 17, 2015 at 13:41

          TEN TIMES! XD

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          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            December 17, 2015 at 13:42

            not 4x?

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 17, 2015 at 13:42

            😀

          • Skoobaz

            December 17, 2015 at 14:33

            Pfft. 4k!

    • CypherGate

      December 17, 2015 at 19:34

      Mass Effect > Star Trek > Star Wars ^_^

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      • Hammersteyn

        December 18, 2015 at 09:09

        XD

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  3. oVg

    December 17, 2015 at 13:10

    I know what Ill be watching this xmas.

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    • RinceThis

      December 17, 2015 at 13:16

      He’s so hateful!

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      • oVg

        December 17, 2015 at 13:21

        h8ful

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  4. Ottokie

    December 17, 2015 at 13:12

    • RinceThis

      December 17, 2015 at 13:17

      No spoilers 😛

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      • oVg

        December 17, 2015 at 13:21

        No Jar Jar binks

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          December 17, 2015 at 13:22

          Meh. In that case meesa cancelling my booking.

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          • oVg

            December 17, 2015 at 13:23

            excluding Jar Jar is racist

    • oVg

      December 17, 2015 at 13:20

      lol Every darn Movie teaser including the Batman vs Superman is spoilt during the the adverts in the Cinema. MARKETERS want your but in the seat, they don’t care if they have already revealed the entire story thread in the ads.

      Thank goodness the only advert that I watched of Batman was a fan edit. He got lots of accolades for doing a better job than the marketing muppets as it leaves mystic and intrigue.

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      • RinceThis

        December 17, 2015 at 13:25

        Star Wars did that too. No one knew what the story was about until they saw it at the cinema.

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        • oVg

          December 17, 2015 at 13:28

          and forced to watch it as you are a captured audience. Maybe those people who always arive as the credits start do have a method to their madness.

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  5. Bob of the Khundelar

    December 17, 2015 at 13:17

    The movie was fantastic. It deviates/ creates inconsistencies with existing lore/canon but it’s still a great story.

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    • oVg

      December 17, 2015 at 13:30

      No slaves forced to wear golden bikinis, no sale.

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    • CiNiMoD

      December 17, 2015 at 15:00

      It doesnt really create inconsistencies. Disney pretty much said that they are ignoring everything in the expanded Universe, and only really looking at the (then) current 6 movies as a basis. I really like the direction they’re heading in, but R.I.P Jaina Solo :/

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      • Bob of the Khundelar

        December 17, 2015 at 15:46

        Ok, that makes more sense but the expanded universe would make such an epic movie basis. There is so much to draw from that even the most rubbish or writers could make an awesome script. It’s sad that we will never see some of the characters (not just Jaina but all of the Skywalker and Solo children).

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        • Kervyn Cloete

          December 17, 2015 at 16:25

          As much as I love the EU, I completely understand why its no longer considered canon (not that it ever officially was according to Lucas). The EU has essentially already covered everything far too extensively. Unless they’re telling a story set after Star Wars Legacy, 100 years in the future where the universe is almost unrecognizable from the movies, they have almost zero wiggle room to tell an original story. And who wants to tell a story where your viewers already know how every single plot point will turn out, with zero surprises whatsoever?

          Hence, they’ve ditched the EU, but they have said that there are too many good ideas in there to throw away completely, so they will borrow from it. They’ve also set up a Star Wars Story Group that now essentially oversees every new Star Wars novel, comic book, video game etc, so that all new expanded material doesn’t clash with anything they do in the movies and everything compliments each other perfectly.

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  6. RinceThis

    December 17, 2015 at 13:18

    So when does Worf arrive?

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      December 17, 2015 at 13:20

      After Firefly gets a second season.

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      • RinceThis

        December 17, 2015 at 13:22

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          December 17, 2015 at 13:22

          But you are!

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      • Captain JJ 4x

        December 17, 2015 at 13:34

        Sies

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          December 17, 2015 at 13:37

          I regret nothing.

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          • RinceThis

            December 17, 2015 at 13:39

            No, but your family do! *run

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 17, 2015 at 13:41

            XD

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            December 17, 2015 at 13:41

            I know, but there’s only room for one of me.

          • Captain JJ 4x

            December 17, 2015 at 13:42

            A cell?

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            December 17, 2015 at 13:42

            potayto, potahto.

          • RinceThis

            December 17, 2015 at 13:43

            lol

          • RinceThis

            December 17, 2015 at 13:43

            hahaha

      • Hammersteyn

        December 17, 2015 at 13:39

        haha

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  7. Thami Afurika-Jin HD

    December 17, 2015 at 13:19

    tl;dr but *adds to bookmark* I think I need to read this.

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  8. RinceThis

    December 17, 2015 at 13:27

    I had so much fun watching this.

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    • oVg

      December 17, 2015 at 13:31

      what were you doing?

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      • RinceThis

        December 17, 2015 at 13:34

        Go watch your 16-year-old emo girlfriend take selfies!

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        • oVg

          December 17, 2015 at 13:34

          18

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          • RinceThis

            December 17, 2015 at 13:34

            Only in the west 😛

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            December 17, 2015 at 13:48

            The international date line really doesn’t have THAT much of an effect on age.

          • RinceThis

            December 17, 2015 at 13:52

            HAHAHAHA

    • HvR

      December 17, 2015 at 13:34

      Glad I’m not in a cinema near you…

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  9. Captain JJ 4x

    December 17, 2015 at 13:31

    So, it’s safe to watch. All I needed to hear 😀

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    • oVg

      December 17, 2015 at 13:44

      Its 10+, you should be fine.

      But include a Golden Bikini and it gets a MATURE RATING.

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  10. Original Heretic

    December 17, 2015 at 13:35

    I ignored everything except for the final paragraph. I just wanted the verdict!

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  11. Generic ZA

    December 17, 2015 at 13:38

    Very thorough, so much so I sat and waited for the credits to roll once I was done reading it 😀

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  12. oVg

    December 17, 2015 at 13:43

    What is the politics now. Is George Lukas still the director, CEO or has the baton been passed?

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    • Kervyn Cloete

      December 17, 2015 at 13:46

      He has ZERO involvement in Star Wars at the moment. And I couldn’t be happier.

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      • oVg

        December 17, 2015 at 13:49

        The new director must be good to capture his retro vision of the 70s and keep the same feel and vibe.

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        • Kervyn Cloete

          December 17, 2015 at 13:52

          It’s JJ Abrams. If there’s one thing he can do really well, it’s pay homage to his heroes. I’m actually more excited for what’s coming though in Gareth Edwards’ Star Wars: Rogue One, Rian Johnson’s Star Wars: Episode VIII and IX and Phil Lord and Chris Miller’s Young Han Solo movies. Those are some ridiculously talented filmmakers, all of whom grew up as gigantic Star Wars geeks

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          • oVg

            December 17, 2015 at 13:57

            Was the light beams annoying like his other films?

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            December 17, 2015 at 13:59

            Those annoying light beams even have hilts made out of them now.

          • RinceThis

            December 17, 2015 at 14:01

            Behave!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            December 17, 2015 at 14:02

            I am behaving.

          • RinceThis

            December 17, 2015 at 14:03

            Don’t you dare go bold on me!

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            December 17, 2015 at 14:03

            But isn’t boldly going where no man has gone before the whole point of Star Wars?!

          • RinceThis

            December 17, 2015 at 14:04

            Such a femminizist!

          • oVg

            December 17, 2015 at 14:06

            SEXIST

          • oVg

            December 17, 2015 at 14:05

            behaving it

          • oVg

            December 17, 2015 at 14:05

            In the shape of a crucifix. BANN this sick filth along with Pokemon. Its blasphemy.

          • RinceThis

            December 17, 2015 at 14:01

            Nah, none of them in this movie.

          • oVg

            December 17, 2015 at 14:02

            Thank goodness. That and shaky cam piss me off.

  13. Francois Knoetze

    December 17, 2015 at 14:11

    Man I loved this movie so much. There were people cos playing, cheers and whoops in the Cinema etc etc. It was such a blast. Now I need to find a way to watch it again without being stampeded by all the bloody holiday goers in George. GO BACK TO THE MAINLAND YOU FOOLS!!!

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    • RinceThis

      December 17, 2015 at 14:12

      There”s a cinema in George? *run

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      • oVg

        December 17, 2015 at 14:14

        2hour drive to the Cango Caves. They use candles.

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        • Francois Knoetze

          December 17, 2015 at 14:18

          Actually we have majorly evolved with our shadow puppetry skills. It is quite a sight to behold.

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      • Francois Knoetze

        December 17, 2015 at 14:17

        Oi!! I had to drive from Mossel Bay!! I am the one stuck with the DOLPHINS!!

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    • oVg

      December 17, 2015 at 14:24

      So no loooooong speeches by Natalie Portman zzzzzzzzzz

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    • Hans Yolo

      January 30, 2016 at 02:13

      Why do you look turn a good film I to a geek fest. Grow up.

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      • Francois Knoetze

        February 1, 2016 at 11:41

        I was sharing a good experience you dimwit( I WAS NOT THE GUY COS-PLAYING) and learn how to SPELTH YA FRKN WETARD. Another thing you don’t tell a guy on a gaming site that talks about e-sports, cosplay, gaming and movies TO GROW UP. Go and draw technical drawings of your opinion and shove it up your inner child’s ass (if you still have an inner child)

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  14. oVg

    December 17, 2015 at 14:12

    Serious question to those who have sisters.

    Was your dad offended when Princess Lia was forced to wear the Golden Bikini? Did he write to FOX news to ban that sick filth? Or did he buy his kids all the dolls including Princes Lia with a chain around her neck? and think nothing of it.

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    • Francois Knoetze

      December 17, 2015 at 14:20

      Actually my family never watched star wars. I was influenced by outside folk (called friends) as a kid. Became a sci fi nut and in turn influenced my sister into watching. Never the dolls though…

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      December 17, 2015 at 14:20

      I have a sister, but I don’t think that’s a serious question.

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      • oVg

        December 17, 2015 at 14:20

        bwahahaha according to FOX news it is. As for Disney banning the Golden Bikini doll…

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          December 17, 2015 at 14:45

          You’re old enough to be getting your news from Fox news. ;P

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          • oVg

            December 17, 2015 at 14:46

            Get off my lawn.

  15. oVg

    December 17, 2015 at 14:16

    Such a cool photo. 1975

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    • The Grand Admiral Chief

      December 17, 2015 at 14:52

      Right in the nostalgia sack

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  16. Aries

    December 17, 2015 at 15:14

    Movie was insane, so much wow

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  17. Kromas untamed

    December 17, 2015 at 15:37

    I wanna say stuff but all that will come from my mouth is spoilers so I’ll just say go watch this movie RIGHT NOW!.

    Not the best Star Wars movie but close.

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  18. STW

    December 21, 2015 at 01:12

    So. Is this movie presented in IMAX aspect ratio? Or there are two huge black bars on top and bottom like most IMAX 3D movies after Avatar?

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