What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women! Lazygamer has always considered the words of Conan the Barbarian to be the wisest of them all, as well as the best advice to act on.
It’s the reason why we’re pretty much the greatest at anything we do, which usually involves writing news, hiding fart jokes in our header images and verbally abusing our interns. It also means that when it comes to video games, we’re unrealistically untouchable at any title that we pick up.
And that’s a fact, Jack. We’ve already gone toe to toe with our “rivals” in the local news industry, SAGamer, on two separate occasions. And both times, we’ve emerged victorious, like the shining golden Destiny gods that we are.
Obviously, the third time is the charm, because SAGamer just can’t get enough of our unique brand of dishing out punishment. Which has resulted in that lot challenging us to a Guitar Hero Live contest at rAge this year, to see who has the fastest fingers in all the land.
Naturally, we decided to respond to their childish and immature article, in our own signature manner:
So yes, SAGamer, we accept your challenge, if you can call it that. Our fingers versus your digits. Ridiculous hair meets shaved head. You can’t kill the metal, and nothing is more metal than Lazygamer according to the box of black long-hair wigs that we just bought for the event.
We’re ironing our denim sleeveless jackets, washing the tightest of leather pants and getting ready to rock you. So c’mon down to rAge this year folks, to see SA Gamer get thrashed like a boy band attempting to perform a cover version of Dragonforce’s Through The Fire and Flames.
Bring your Zippo lighters, form a mosh pit and get ready to rock and roll. SA Gamer, you’re on.
Last Updated: September 9, 2015
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
September 9, 2015 at 09:38
Jump scares have been hotfixed, tough break D
😛
hairyknees
September 9, 2015 at 09:38
MY BODY IS READY!
Geoffrey Tim
September 9, 2015 at 09:41
You’re special, D.
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 9, 2015 at 09:53
Don’t diss D Ban Jovi!
PoisonedBelial
September 9, 2015 at 09:43
BANJO SHOWDOWN!!
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
September 9, 2015 at 09:43
That challenge video was truly inspiring! I am buying a ukulele RIGHT NOW!
Kromas untamed
September 9, 2015 at 09:48
I call shenanigans. He was lip-syncing (guitar-syncing (banjo-syncing))) worse than rihana!
The D
September 9, 2015 at 09:48
LIES
Kromas untamed
September 9, 2015 at 09:53
I think we may have started the next big gaming scandal!
Gamersgate is so 2014
Welcome to #GuitarGate!
Guild
September 9, 2015 at 09:48
XD
dawid22
September 9, 2015 at 09:50
LOL, Darryn, you’re a special, special boy. See you guys at rAge!
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
September 9, 2015 at 09:55
And I will see the rest at Cape Town rAge 🙂
hairyknees
September 9, 2015 at 09:56
I never knew you were so good at playing the banjo, Dawid 😛
dawid22
September 9, 2015 at 10:01
Neither did I. It must be my MGS V skillz
Jonah Cash
September 9, 2015 at 09:51
Hahahaha!! My cleaning lady just had tea coming out of her nose watching over my back from the kitchen!!
Alien Emperor Trevor
September 9, 2015 at 09:52
Make them SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
September 9, 2015 at 09:59
We need a new set of Lagz t shirts for rAge *wink wink 😛
Ir0nseraph
September 9, 2015 at 10:21
I second that motion, going to rage and a new Lagz shirt would be great.
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
September 9, 2015 at 10:25
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/There-Are-Dozens-of-Us-Tobias-Funke-Arrested-Development.gif
RinceThis
September 9, 2015 at 11:40
then you should have ordered one six months ago 😛 Also, LG t-shirts are only good for one thing, camping…
Ir0nseraph
September 9, 2015 at 11:41
XD.
Ottokie "Yahtzee"
September 9, 2015 at 11:44
Wait what!? 6 months ago, the last one I knew about was July 2013 xD
DragonSpirit009
September 9, 2015 at 10:03
This just made my day! Have a huge smile on my face!!
Wish I could be there to witness it all!
Graeme Selvan
September 9, 2015 at 10:07
OMG that was amazing!
WitWolfy
September 9, 2015 at 10:08
Not going to Rage this year.. Will prob go again next year.
TheGarethWoods
September 9, 2015 at 10:28
Thank goodness this is the scene from deliverance they decided to recreate and not some of the others #herePiggyPiggy
The D
September 9, 2015 at 10:45
I’ll make SAG squeal. Hurhurhurhurhur…
Trebzz
September 9, 2015 at 11:07
SA Gamer has broken my heart many times :/ So i say best of luck and congrats to Lazygamer on the win.
Raptor Rants
September 9, 2015 at 11:30
THis…. is….. beautiful…. It brings tears to my eyes
Deceased
September 9, 2015 at 11:36
Is it just me, or does the blonde guy in the header-image seem taller than a tree? :}
RinceThis
September 9, 2015 at 11:43
hahahaha