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   January 7th, 2010 clock image 4:00 pm

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This would normally be something posted by our resident petrolhead Nick – who apparently hates Gran Turismo and worships at the altar of Forza because he’s a rabid, frothing-at-the-mouth fanboy – but seeing as he’s still on holiday I’m going to post it instead, as well as say nasty, untrue things about him.

In the new trailer you’ll find after the jump you’ll see the Mercedes Sl..somethingorother in action. You know, that car that’ll be on the cover of Gran Turismo when it finally ships in 2024. Anyway, the trailer features real and videogame footage of the car, which is sometimes indistinguishable – to my bleary eyes at least. I suppose the car’s kinda sexy…it’s like a giant, expensive silver penis.

No,  seriously folk, even I’m keen for GT5 – I haven’t crashed a virtual car in a long time.

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  • Bobby Kotick is loved by his mother

    I’m by no means a petrolhead, but after watching that clip I can’t wait for GT5.

    Forza 3 was OK, but I didn’t put in nearly as much hours into the game (as it probably deserves), although it did come with some nice customization tools.

  • easy

    jiminy cricket!! the sound of that sls is pure awesomeness.

    sounds like an slr with a bout flu… also looks like its got flu, fugly car.

  • uberutang

    Agree with Bobby K.

    Forza was ok, but i’m bored allready.

    The locals only ever race the same cars on the same old tracks.

    Boring!

    GT5 is gonna be the racing game.

    • krYtHan

      What locals do you play with? The local Forza 3 scene is so much fun.

  • lans

    Seriously there is new GT 5 CES 2010 footage on the updated Nurburgring, and Fuji Speedway tracks with updated car sounds that sound awesome on youtube, gtplanet, n4g, and the official playstaion mag for feb 2010 which is already being sold has confirmed features for GT5 which include

    - The IRL will join the NASCAR Sprint Cup and the World Rally Championship as third high-profile series license in GT5.

    - GT 5 will include over 1000 cars, all of which will be having a fully modelled cockpit-view

    - Both night racing and weather effects will make their debut in a GT-series title

    - All cars will have deformation damage, race cars will be having detachable parts and interior damage visible in cockpit view too

    - GT5 will run in 1080p HD resolution at 60fps, maxing out the Playstation 3’s abilities according to Polyphony Digital

    - The game will include both classical petrol-powered cars as well as green approaches including hybrids and fully-electrical cars like the Tesla Roadster

    - The game’s online mode is planned to support up to 16 players

    Plus the magazine shows GT5 night shots for the first time??!!!

    All this information has been available for a week and the best you guys can do is post an article that is 4 months old???!!!!

    FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Blog!!!!
    YOU ARE GUYS ARE NOT INTERESTED IN GT5 period! don’t pretend to be, and stop slagging a game you have no interest in! 2024 seriously why are you guys saying a negative thing about gt5 everytime! whether its a joke or not you guys do it every time! with forza its all fun and games???!!! excellent footage, up to date information? whatever

  • lans

    Weather and night racing confirmed for ALL tracks ffs!

    And one more thing GT has 20 locations with 70 freaking tracks that are unique not including variations!!!!!!!

    forza has 19 tracks with a hell of a lot of variations, they have 4-16 variations on a track, and people still actually think forza has more tracks?

  • lans

    - Head tracking is reconfirmed and it’s for use during racing
    - Multi display is back (using 3 PS3′s for a wider view)
    - HD uploads to YouTube

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXbWjS5rS3Y

    seriously!

    • http://www.lazygamer.co.za LazySAGamer

      Forza allowed multiple consoles as well but seriously who really wants this feature? You have to be a severe petrol head to fork out that sort of cash

  • lans

    you guys are not interested in gt5 there is so much info and you show a 4 month old trailer i think im goin into shock

  • lans

    Seriously you show 4 month old footage over this!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDE-QJRGivw

    do u guys hate ps3 that much?

  • lans

    please edit the fail blog i posted i overeacted when i saw 2024

    • ewie

      You do know that god of war iii, is also releasing on this day, to counter the fallout when gt5 get delayed again. :devil: :devil: :devil:

    • Bobby Kotick superkicked Azazel

      @Ians
      Good grief son, you’re really trying hard to convert the already converted. But just because you’re insisting it’ll be the best thing since sliced bread and Marmite, I, Bobby “Million-dollar man” Kotick will play devil’s advocate and scream “Forza is da best”. Where after you’ll scream “Gran Turismo is da best”. Then we’ll throw gang signs around, like retards, while Granny Kotick makes us some nice lemonade. :kissing:

      Quite frankly it’ll be as entertaining as that scene in the Ali G movie, where the two gangs face off by throwing those intellectual and wity retorts at each other:

      “East side is da best”
      “No West Side is da best”.

  • http://www.getmp3.in convert youtube to mp3

    heya! do you know where I can download the ghostbusters theme song (mp3)?, thanx! Mike.

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