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Dancing Eyes has been canned 
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Gavin Mannion
April 25, 2012 at 10:45 am

Seriosuly she isn't 18 that's creepy

Now imagine you were a miniature monkey running over the outside of a teenage girls body cutting little squares out of her clothing.

Now doesn’t that sound like the perfect story for a videogame for the PS3 and its Move controller? No? Well no wonder Capcom have decided to cancel this highly unknown (in the West) game.

Seriously there is very little I can say about this and I’d rather you just watch the oddly oriental advert that was made for the game a year ago.

Apparently it’s a remake of a real and popular arcade title in Japan but unsurprisingly it has been decided that this bizarre abomination isn’t going to be making it to home consoles anytime soon.

It does however remind me a lot of a game where you had to cut shapes from the inner space without letting the spiders touch your line to reveal a semi naked lady. That games was awesome

I'm cranky, arrogant and ever so amazingly annoying but when you get to know me you will also realise I'm honest and incredibly good at describing myself... now pass me that beer