Yesterday, we asked you really quite incredible readers to posts scores in our very first game, Lazygamer.net Last Stand, at somewhere around the 32 100 mark. that actual total was pretty much impossible given how the scoring works – but quite a few of you managed to hit the closest possible score. In fact, 8 of you got 32085. The person who did it first though…
Was Zahndre, who will soon have a swanky Splinter Cell Cellphone cover..holder..thingy. the incredibly tenacious Gareth got that score 3 times though (after Zahndre, unfortunately) and also managed to hit the next closes score, 32120 3 times as well. For sheer effort, we’re giving Gareth a sexy splinter Cell Keyring.
Today’s challenge, should you wish to accept it, is to hit exactly 40 000 (or as close to it as possible). the person who does that by this time tomorrow will win themselves a sexy Splinter Cell LED torchlight, which is absolutely not like a fleshlight.
Enough jibber-jabber though. GET SHOOTING.
That’s it! Simply click here to show us your stuff
Oh and don’t forget to pre-order you copy of Splinter Cell: Blacklist because there’s nothing better than snapping necks in the dark.
Last Updated: August 15, 2013
John ain't got time to bleed
August 15, 2013 at 13:43
Ooo! I want those goodies. But I suck at this
TiMsTeR1033
August 15, 2013 at 13:47
join the club, but worried me how geoff knows what the flesh light looks like…
John ain't got time to bleed
August 15, 2013 at 13:48
And clearly you don’t know at all
Zoe
August 15, 2013 at 13:48
fleshlight *shudder* why do we have such things in the world?
John ain't got time to bleed
August 15, 2013 at 13:49
I’m with you on that
Gavin Mannion
August 15, 2013 at 13:50
Because it’s not fair that women get all the toys
TiMsTeR1033
August 15, 2013 at 14:05
thats just wrong…
Unavengedavo
August 15, 2013 at 14:41
What is even more disturbing is that they made a controller based on it…
http://www.lazygamer.co/video/oculus-rift-support-added-to-penis-controller-porn-game/
Umar Kiiroi Senk?
August 15, 2013 at 13:49
Was seriously caught off guard reading Fleshlight
Hammersteyn
August 15, 2013 at 13:50
I blame those Avengers “toys”
Umar Kiiroi Senk?
August 15, 2013 at 13:55
Hulk’s ‘Toy’ is more of a weapon of mass destruction.
John ain't got time to bleed
August 15, 2013 at 13:56
Speaking of avengers…some days I’m unsure about where I work. Today I realized why I love it. They just set up an Iron Man suit outside my office. Might have to steal it though…
Umar Kiiroi Senk?
August 15, 2013 at 14:01
Jump in the suit, when no one is looking..run! or fly
John ain't got time to bleed
August 15, 2013 at 14:03
Check it out…
Umar Kiiroi Senk?
August 15, 2013 at 14:05
I’m not saying steal … but…………………………………………………ya’ know
Unavengedavo
August 15, 2013 at 14:15
You can use this as an excuse…
John ain't got time to bleed
August 15, 2013 at 14:19
Might as well give it a shot…
Wanted to change my name to Iron John, but that just sounds like a metal toilet.
ElNicko
August 15, 2013 at 14:24
its called affirmative shopping or alternatively permanently borrowing it
Umar Kiiroi Senk?
August 15, 2013 at 14:26
Ahh, I think our government does that right?
John ain't got time to bleed
August 15, 2013 at 14:27
Professionally
ElNicko
August 15, 2013 at 14:28
they have it down to a fine art
Unavengedavo
August 15, 2013 at 13:50
” the person who does that by this time today will win themselves a sexy Splinter Cell LED torchlight, which is absolutely not like a fleshlight.”
By this time today?? So does that mean the competition is already over??
Gavin Mannion
August 15, 2013 at 13:50
Yeah sorry you lost… try again next time
Unavengedavo
August 15, 2013 at 14:01
…
RinceThisandholiday
August 15, 2013 at 14:14
Hahahaha! You win the internet!
Sargon
August 15, 2013 at 14:17
^ This
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
August 15, 2013 at 14:19
Hahahahahaha. You win.
Major Commodore 64 Darryn B
August 15, 2013 at 14:19
That just made my day.
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
August 15, 2013 at 13:51
Yeah. we’re awesome though, so we’ve extended it to tomorrow.
Vampyre Squirrel
August 15, 2013 at 13:54
Actually you extended it to “tomorrw”
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 15, 2013 at 13:55
lollllll
Gavin Mannion
August 15, 2013 at 13:55
lol @aadd1cf771a77988976996f1c9944a81:disqus FAILED
Sargon
August 15, 2013 at 14:01
He tries hard though. 😉
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
August 15, 2013 at 13:55
This is why you shouldn’t drink at work.
Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer
August 15, 2013 at 13:52
Heh. Jibber jabber. Haha. Love it
CodeName Tailgunner
August 15, 2013 at 13:54
I have no idea what a fleshlight is, never heard of it. Maybe I should go on google images while I’m at work?
Vampyre Squirrel
August 15, 2013 at 13:54
Yeah, you can totally do that…
CodeName Tailgunner
August 15, 2013 at 13:55
Ok so can anyone explain to me how to delete my browser history?
LordCaptainAwesomeness
August 15, 2013 at 13:56
That is why you have Incognito mode…
Umar Kiiroi Senk?
August 15, 2013 at 13:57
Be sure to sign in with your Gmail account and activate web history. this new feature will conceal all your searches and internet usage . There will be no record of your searches
CodeName Tailgunner
August 15, 2013 at 14:02
We actually use mozilla at work (at least it is not internet explorer) and the chances that any male on the planet, visiting a site with the name Lazy Gamer does not know how to clear the browser history, are very very small.
Unlike the pictures I came across.
TiMsTeR1033
August 15, 2013 at 14:07
I feel your pain man…. some bad flesh light pictures
Zoe
August 15, 2013 at 13:56
great idea! also, check out lemon party while you’re at it. great for work viewing
Unavengedavo
August 15, 2013 at 14:04
Don’t forget about 2 girls, 1 cup…
Umar Kiiroi Senk?
August 15, 2013 at 14:05
My god …………… Why bring that up lol
Unavengedavo
August 15, 2013 at 14:08
Zoe mentioned Lemonparty :O… I blame her!
TiMsTeR1033
August 15, 2013 at 14:09
whats wrong with a lemon party? you throw lemons?
Sageville
August 15, 2013 at 14:13
Lemon party, so you take a lemon, cut it open and drink up as much juice as possible. The face you make after that is that exact face that is found in the original Lemonparty picture, see if you can find that face!
TiMsTeR1033
August 15, 2013 at 14:17
I will never be the same again, o_o eeew old people
Unavengedavo
August 15, 2013 at 14:34
@timster1033:disqus Welcome to the internet…
CodeName Tailgunner
August 15, 2013 at 14:12
I save that for when I feel sexy tonight.
Bow chiki bow wow.
Sageville
August 15, 2013 at 14:22
What no Goatse?
Sageville
August 15, 2013 at 14:31
Yay!
CodeName Tailgunner
August 15, 2013 at 14:34
I swear that thing just winked at me!
Sargon
August 15, 2013 at 13:57
40 000. Done. 😀
Vampyre Squirrel
August 15, 2013 at 13:57
Seriously?
Sargon
August 15, 2013 at 13:58
Yep. 100 percent accuracy. 400 points.
Vampyre Squirrel
August 15, 2013 at 13:58
Damn you!!!
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 15, 2013 at 13:58
Congratulations on your new fleshli… torch.
Sargon
August 15, 2013 at 13:59
Lol. When you put it like that… 😛
Umar Kiiroi Senk?
August 15, 2013 at 14:00
I guess a torch can still be used as a fleshlight, with EXTRA Vaseline … wait…to explicit?
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 15, 2013 at 14:10
I don’t know… is it?
Umar Kiiroi Senk?
August 15, 2013 at 14:11
…is it???………I don’t know either……….I’m not saying I know anything about it
Alien Emperor Trevor
August 15, 2013 at 14:13
What’s going on?!
Umar Kiiroi Senk?
August 15, 2013 at 14:16
I don’t know … I’m so confused … time to leave this thread
TiMsTeR1033
August 15, 2013 at 14:15
It would like shred your man hood wouldnt it?
Umar Kiiroi Senk?
August 15, 2013 at 14:16
Would it? I can’t say I have had that experience ..I mean, I havn’t heard of anyone that had that experience
TiMsTeR1033
August 15, 2013 at 14:18
but but its a torch with glass…. glass cuts skin… Its burns and itches too.
Sargon
August 15, 2013 at 14:19
I’m still trying to figure out what happens when you put it on..?!
TiMsTeR1033
August 15, 2013 at 14:23
It blinds theee!!! A MASSIVE LIGHT COMES OUT SO POWERFUL IT LOOKS LIKE THIS!!!
RinceThisandholiday
August 15, 2013 at 14:16
400? O-0
JunkieJI
August 15, 2013 at 13:59
Damn, Just got it
Sargon
August 15, 2013 at 14:00
You just hit it now as well? Maybe you were quicker!?! Flashtorch SHOWDOWN.
Gavin Mannion
August 15, 2013 at 14:01
You both hit it… at pretty much the same time.
Sargon – 2013-08-15 13:57:06
Jihaad – 2013-08-15 13:58:21
less than 90 seconds in it… I wonder who has the fastest Internet 🙂
Sargon
August 15, 2013 at 14:02
I think we BOTH deserve uber prizes for being so quick “on the trigger” AND so close together! 😀
I’m thoroughly addicted to this game now. 😛
TiMsTeR1033
August 15, 2013 at 14:03
what do you guys do for jobs lol
JunkieJI
August 15, 2013 at 14:05
You could say i’m studying to become a professional procrastinator.
TiMsTeR1033
August 15, 2013 at 14:08
You guys are good. 100 percent accurate and 400 points.
Sargon
August 15, 2013 at 14:08
To be fair.. we both hit the 400 mark during lunchtime? 🙂
TiMsTeR1033
August 15, 2013 at 14:09
I guess thats true, but you and Jp how on earth did you get those high scores?
Sargon
August 15, 2013 at 14:11
Gareth as well. We were all trading high scores at the end. I have no idea how JP got 70 000, to be honest. I couldn’t get that many guys to just come at me in the 30 seconds. Highest I peaked was closer to Gareth’s 65 000. It’s a score of 600+ with really high accuracy and not hitting the little weird men. But they only track in from the corners, so if you’re in front of the jeep you seldom hit them. The bullets that come at you tell you who is shooting them (and how many bullets you need to send back).
Also, don’t cloak. Ever. It wastes bullet time. Just dodge.
TiMsTeR1033
August 15, 2013 at 14:14
i got the amount of shots per people 3 big 2 red 1 black, and I dont use cloak but sometimes you dodgying crazy wasting time and other times you have suits ruin your scores. To you and Jp and Gareth I take my hats off to you guys. lol
JunkieJI
August 15, 2013 at 14:03
LOL! well played Sargon
Sargon
August 15, 2013 at 14:03
You too dude! Well done!
Hammersteyn
August 15, 2013 at 14:03
Much easier than it seems.
Red guys are 25 points. Little guys 15 and big guys 35. Shoot equal amount of little and big guys for 50 points plus the odd red one for 25. That should get you a nice round score of 40000 with an accuracy of 100. Shooting the blue guys in the suits counts as a missed shot it seems.
Sargon
August 15, 2013 at 14:05
Yep! I think you should get the rights to the Lazygamer Walkthrough bonus content (with commentary). 😀
Hammersteyn
August 15, 2013 at 14:13
Only wish I played sooner. You beat me again hehe
Umar Kiiroi Senk?
August 15, 2013 at 14:06
Calling for a GameFaqs walkthrough
Gavin Mannion
August 15, 2013 at 14:09
I will say that I didn’t pick the number today.. I let Geoff do it and I see now that it was a mistake
TiMsTeR1033
August 15, 2013 at 14:09
It was too easy
Hammersteyn
August 15, 2013 at 14:41
Just an idea. I know the first to reach the high score wins the prize but what if you use Random.org for the next time. Everyone who gets the score or is closest goes in the draw. I’m first to admit LG is open in my browser 24/7 but even so I was probably to late.
Unavengedavo
August 15, 2013 at 14:43
That is actually a pretty good idea, because not everyone can play it while they are at work 😛
Unavengedavo
August 15, 2013 at 14:50
Or make Friday Pi-day and people have to score 31415 or as close to it as possible? 😛
Gavin Mannion
August 15, 2013 at 15:07
Hey I like that idea… we have two comps left so I think we’re going to do this one tomorrow.. we’ll add a skill element and keep it random
all entries count
Hammersteyn
August 15, 2013 at 15:13
Cool I’m happy you like the idea. I’m buying myself a cookie, this is the most contribution I have contributed to this site ever this week.
Vampyre Squirrel
August 15, 2013 at 14:37
I can’t even remember what name I was using on Last Stand yesterday… guess I should stick to one name… real or other.
Zahndre Vorster
August 15, 2013 at 14:50
Awesome! you know, this is the first time I have ever won anything :).
How are you guys gonna get my details though?
Mossel
August 15, 2013 at 14:59
“Fleshlight ” and “Get Shooting” in the same article…
The Green Min-tern
August 15, 2013 at 16:01
Thanks guys. Congrats to today’s fastest fingers first 🙂 Looking forward to tomorrow’s competition.
Craig Boonzaier
August 15, 2013 at 18:18
These hostages really have Stockholm syndrome, always jumping in front on their captors to take a bullet.