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Gavin Mannion
August 13, 2013 at 10:45 am

LastStand

I love my milestones, and today is yet another one of those incredible milestones in the history of Lazygamer. Today we officially become indie game developers with the release of our very first game called Lazygamer.net Last Stand.

And what makes it even better is that our great friends over at Ubisoft are celebrating this event with us by giving you guys the chance to win some incredible prizes simply by playing games.

Since you guys and girls are all gamers this should be a cinch, so this is how we are planning for things to work out. Ubisoft has given us a bunch of Splinter Cell: Blacklist prizes and we are going to start giving them away to the person who can get the highest score on the game before we clear the boards and start again.

I won’t ruin the surprise by telling you everything that we have to give away but it does include a gun, clothing, games and more so get cracking.

To kick off the competition I’m going to put up my favourite of the group as the first prize. It’s not the most valuable but this jacket is sure to get you all the ladies (or men) so get those fingers ready and let’s see who is the very best game player in the community.

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The controls are easy,

  • W – Move Forward
  • S – Move Backward
  • A – Move Left
  • D – Move Right
  • Mouse Aim
  • Left Click – Shoot
  • Right Click – Cloak (we did this just to annoy mac users)

Score is calculated by adding up how many (bad guys you kill – innocent deaths)* accuracy = high score – So don’t go shooting crazy.

It’s our first game we’ve ever officially released so please let us know what you think and a huge thanks to Ricardo De Oliveira and Designwave for putting all the effort.

That’s it! Simply click here to show us your stuff

Oh and don’t forget to pre-order you copy of Splinter Cell: Blacklist because they’re awesome and the game looks great.

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  • Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer

    TOP SCORE!!!

    • http://www.lazygamer.co Gavin Mannion

      Not a bad score either…

      • Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer

        :)
        Loving the cloak troll

      • LordCaptainAwesomeness

        Unlike Brenda :-)

        • Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer

          Indeed

      • Skyblue

        Pretty addictive and the 30 sec time limit is a great idea… but those damn EA execs are always running into the line of fire!

        Off subject quick, I sent through an e-mail to you with my details for the Razer Comp, just want to confirm you received it?

        • http://www.lazygamer.co Gavin Mannion

          when did you send it? Razer should have sent out the prizes already

          • Skyblue

            Last week when the winners were posted I used the Contact Details section to send you an e-mail.

          • http://www.lazygamer.co Gavin Mannion

            Ah that would have been sent to Zoe then… if you don’t get it by Friday drop me an email gavin @ lazygamer.net

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            Have the gamecom t-shirts gone out yet?

          • http://www.lazygamer.co Gavin Mannion

            Nope I’ve just followed up again today to find where they are

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            Thanks :)

          • Skyblue

            Thanks!

    • Hammersteyn

      Not for long :)

      • Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer

        Bring it on Hammer

    • The Green Min-tern

      Sorry Admiral, I’ve demoted you (for now) :)

      • Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer

        So I see, hmmmm

  • Mujeeb Lambarey

    Brilliant idea! I totally stink though

  • Umar Kiiroi Senk?

    playing with a mouse pad is really really hard, on the day I forgot my mouse at home

    • RinceThisandholiday

      Hahahah! Oh man :)

      • Umar Kiiroi Senk?

        Where you been? You gots high score yet?

        • RinceThisandholiday

          Was on holiday matey! My highest so far (played about 5 games) is 15,000 so far. You?

          • Umar Kiiroi Senk?

            25000 with my mousepad, dammit. and oh yes! well lucky you…I’m jelly…..:(

        • RinceThisandholiday

          What’s with the down votes? You piss someone off?

          • Umar Kiiroi Senk?

            yup, some xbox trolls lol so now there is this random person that keeps calling me a sony fanboy lol gotta loves the internet

          • Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer

            SHADDAP YOU FANBOI!

            …oops, used my real account

            :P

          • Umar Kiiroi Senk?

            LOL I knew it was you!! your secrets have been revealed

    • Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer

      If you play with mouse pad then you are doing it wrong. Try actual mouse or track/touch-pad. Mouse pad won’t get you far

  • Sargon

    Tricky!

  • Jonah Cash

    Will be the first game that I try on PC for more than 10 years…. What is that mouse thing you are talking about??? My laptop doesn’t have one of those….

  • MacMeister998

    Damn I can’t get past 15000

  • N@te

    thanks for throwing my productivity right out the window

  • Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer

    Oh wait, killing the suits does NOT give you bonus points…ahhhhh, now I see

    • Hammersteyn

      It’s already up to 50000?

      • Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer

        Yeah

        • Hammersteyn

          Done and done :)

          • Sargon

            55 thousand now!

          • Hammersteyn

            Yup you’re way to good. I will try later again.

  • RinceThisandholiday

    There goes 90% of the people who comment on here’s jobs! :)

  • Hammersteyn

    A couple of tips. If you miss a single shot, kill yourself(Not literally). Accuracy is everything for a high score. Count your shots! 1 for the small grey guy two for the red and three for the big guys. Hunt the big ones. Big ones = profit. Most of it seems random as well. The number of shots that appear as well as the number of enemies. Also look out for that damn jeep. It blocks your shots which means you need to crawl to the right and left of the damn screen to shoot enemies.

    • http://www.lazygamer.co Gavin Mannion

      Wow… a How To Guide already for our first game :).. and yeah you pretty much nailed it.

      • Hammersteyn

        Hehe just trying to give everyone a chance. Didn’t feel like working anyways.

    • Sargon

      Agree. Although I tend to try and weave in front of the truck. Staying behind it means longer distance shots, means more chance to miss. Just pin them back in the corners. You can tell who is shooting at you from the type of bullets they fire at you. Rockets = 3 shots return, double bullet = 2 shots return, 1 bullet = 1 shot return.

      • Hammersteyn

        Will try thanks :)

  • ElNicko

    Dare I ask , whats the High score sitting at, at the moment ??

    • http://www.twitter.com/WobblyOnion Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

      lots. about…53K right now, I think.

      • ElNicko

        RIGHT , so my paltry 10K is No where near the level……Damnit Work !!

    • http://www.lazygamer.co Gavin Mannion

      You can see it when you submit yours ;)

      • ElNicko

        Thanks Gavin.

  • Mossel

    OMFG! This game reminds me so much of Crimsonland!!

    • Skyblue

      Now that was one wickedly addictive piece of software

  • RinceThisandholiday

    Why no arrow usage!? I’m left handed (I know, cursed in more ways than one) and I look like a total spaz with my arms! Well, I look like a puzzled T-Rex actually…

    • http://www.lazygamer.co Gavin Mannion

      bah every complains… can’t please everyone..

      I can’t take this abuse anymore.. Last Stand 2 is cancelled. I’m taking my money and running

      • Hammersteyn

        Adding it to the T-Shirts money? LOL

        • RinceThisandholiday

          JUST said something similar ;)

          • http://www.lazygamer.co Gavin Mannion

            you mean game development money AMIRITE

            I’ve emailed the printers again… starting to panic along with you

          • RinceThisandholiday

            Nah Gav, you got it wrong. You need to do a Molenux, we’ve been promised something, make another promise, then run for the hills!

      • RinceThisandholiday

        YOUR money? You fucker, pretty sure there is some of MY money in your pocket too! HAHAHAH!

      • Spathi

        I’ll start the online petition for revised controls!

    • Spathi

      Paid DLC coming later today…

      • RinceThisandholiday

        Won’t be leaving my seat!

    • Sargon

      I feel like my choices in this game aren’t adequately reflected in the ending. Way to go Mass Effect 3, Lazygamer. Pssssht. :P

    • Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer

      RAWWWR

    • Stavey

      You can use the arrow keys (for the lefties) and spacebar for cloaking (for the Mac users).

  • RinceThisandholiday

    It’s games like this that are sinking the industry. Too much focused on a typical cut-and-past game. Way too much focus on gameplay, the over sexualization of the jeep too. It sickens me to the core.

    • Hammersteyn

      Still better than COD

    • http://www.lazygamer.co Gavin Mannion

      WIN.. also believe it or not the innocents used to be ladies until I told them to change it.. couldn’t take the abuse ;)

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      And it’s free, how is Gavin supposed to afford his 2nd Lambo :(

    • Sargon

      Lol.

  • Mossel

    OK so Im just gonna blaim my dismal score on sticky keys, a bad hp mouse and no mousepad!

    • Hammersteyn

      It’s random I tell you. Some times it’s suits running around and some times its fat guys. Patience if very rewarding. Miss once and kiss your high score goodbye.

      • Sargon

        At least there is no Auction House to buy gear to increase fire rate, accuracy, chance of magic fat guy appearance. :P

        • Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer

          Now you’ve done it! You’ve given them ideas! Way to spoil it for everyone.

          Dammit Sargon, GO TO THE NAUGHTY BAD CORNER!!!

          • Sargon

            I feel like I’m always in the naughty bad corner. :(

          • Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer

            And there you must remain until all these FILTHY ideas have gone from thee my brother

          • Sargon

            Can I still try to get the high score in the game, though? I’m sure my wifi extends to the corner?

          • Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer

            I don’t know man, its a serious offence. And as parent I must maintain the punishment else I would set double standards.

            So.

            You. Corner. Now.

            Until you renounce your bad bad words and thoughts, you must stay there. No WiFi, no smartphone, and no toilet break.

          • Sargon

            I appeal to the Community Moderator for a second opinion! This is an injustice! An INJUSTICE, I say! Denying someone wifi is like.. denying me my basic human rights! I shall not be subjected to criminal abuse! You’re just upset about your scores! I can see the truth!

          • Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer

            Appeal all you want. A crime has been committed.

            Punishment is due. RENOUNCE YOUR WAYS.

            And no, very proud of your score, if you scored horribly you would have gotten the whip AND the corner

          • Sargon

            The scores just keep going up! Ridiculous. Don’t people have JOBS?! :P

    • Unavengedavo

      The question is, why are your keys sticky?

      • Mossel

        lol, so yeah that was a bad choice of words…

  • Admiral Chief Zombie Slayer

    I used to be productive, then my knee took a last stand

  • Sargon

    This is literally my most unproductive day in a month. I’m addicted. :P

  • ALKi1234

    I just don’t c myself getting those high scores.

  • Hammersteyn

    70000????? I’m out

    • Vampyre Squirrel

      I haven’t even started… my boss is now within 10m of me and can see my screen :(

    • http://www.lazygamer.co Gavin Mannion

      yea that’s blown my mind… thinking of ways to make it easier for those less skilled to win moving forward

      • Hammersteyn

        What’s the top score the makers achieved?

        • http://www.lazygamer.co Gavin Mannion

          33 000 was about the limit we reached.

          • Hammersteyn

            LOL noobs

          • Vampyre Squirrel

            Your scores are going to magically disappear me thinks

      • Sargon

        Can’t you eliminate winners – so they can’t play for prizes again? Or.. I dunno. :P

        • http://www.lazygamer.co Gavin Mannion

          Yeah that is one option… today it’s a pure best gamer win I think.. then we are going to try some other funky options I think.. will see what the beer decides

    • Sargon

      Holy craziness. I need to beat this when I get home! Madness!

    • Vampyre Squirrel

      I’m hitting 40k now

      • Hammersteyn

        Nice!

  • Vampyre Squirrel

    @lazygamers:disqus when would the scores be reset?

    • http://www.lazygamer.co Gavin Mannion

      We’re very professional around here… so honestly I have no idea :)..

      I’m guessing tomorrow morning and then we’ll post a new competition

  • Rock789

    Nice one guys and gals of Lazygamer. That is a freakin’ shweet, bloody addictive piece of software you have there! Will try submitting an all conquering score shortly… But will probably fail miserably and keep chipping away at that goal post… Kinda reminds me of Dark Souls like that. :-)

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