Since it’s a slow news day of note, and Geoff has decided to go attend a DSTV launch party for My Little Pony while hammered out of his mind on Jack Daniels and Bacardi, I’m throwing this little feature into the ring. PC cases! Customised! And they don’t look like crap! Enjoy! Exclamation marks!
The LAN-Boy apocalypse
In the future, we’ll all be ruled by lizard-men who emerged from inside our hollow earth. But at least we’ll have some rad gaming rigs with which to stage a pitiful rebellion, Bill Owen and MNPCTech.com.
I’ll stop playing this game over my irradiated corpse that took most of downtown with it! Built by G-Gnome, it’s the only PC case in the world that will have your cavities rubber-gloved when transported to various expos and events.
Found by Gamers Nexus at CES 2013, this speed demon of a case design from Ron Lee Christianson at Blue Horse Studios gets around a thousand frags to the human soul. I mean kilowatt. Yes, kilowatt…
The HULK SMASH case
WHERE HULK LEGS? HULK WANT TORSO BACK! HULK SMASH PUNY MOD! HULK SMASH DESIGNER MOMOD!
“Iron Man slept with my mommy, Mrs Intel, and I am the bastard offspring of that horrible union!”
Created by Million Dollar PC. Another Bill Owen masterpiece here folks, which according to commentator Ronald Smith below, was made for AMD. And then it was stolen. The bastards.
Lian Li V350B
Another Million Dollar PC masterpiece, and one that can most likely read lips and will sing a song about Daisy every time you switch it off.
ALL HAIL MEGATRON OR MY ACTUAL CREATOR 88! WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY, YOU WALKING BAG OF MEAT AND HORMONES!
The AT-AT Walker case
Now witness the power of this fully armed and operational walking robot camel from Asphiax!
The Batmobile PC case
Technically, this should have won spots 1-11. Built by Batfan06, she comes in black and will outrun any police interceptor force when thrown hard enough.
The real Megatron PC case
STARSCREAM YOU FOOL! (I’ve got no idea who made this, but holy hell, does it look cool) Update: It’s by Daren Tan Xing Kai aka FUXK Gaming Mods. Thanks for the info Ronald Smith.
Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.