I’m all for all drugs being legalised and regulated but sometimes you do need to put your foot down and ban certain people from certain mind altering substances.
Now I don’t know what Melbourne based House House are on but I think it’s about time they were stopped. Their new indie title Push Me Pull Me is easily the oddest thing I’ve seen this year, and we just reviewed goat simulator, but this is on a whole new level.
Basically the plot goes like this. You find a best friend and then gently insert yourself feet first up his anus to your hip and then strap his legs to your body. So you both only have your hands to move.
Got it? Then you find another two people who are willing to do the same. Then a ball is thrown into the court and you and your partner need to work together to keep the ball in your side of the court until you score.
If you stay tight together the you are more powerful but it’s harder to wrap around the ball, but you can also stretch out to easily catch the ball but then you are liable to be pushed around by your horrifying team mate.
And that’s it… And now that your mind is completely polluted.. here are some screenshots courtesy of Eurogamer.
So are the graphics even worse than you imagined? The one looks like a mutated intestine while the other is definitely slightly phallic.
Push Me Pull Me is coming to PC, Linux and Mac later this year
Last Updated: April 2, 2014
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
April 2, 2014 at 08:35
wut.
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
April 2, 2014 at 08:35
my brain is now full of… something or other. I don’t even know.
Please pass the brain bleach….
loftie
April 2, 2014 at 13:18
cheaper method: stick a hook up your nose, twist and pull in one fluid motion. bleach cost more than petrol
Sageville
April 2, 2014 at 13:23
and so…
KingKappie
April 2, 2014 at 08:41
Trippy
Alien Emperor Trevor
April 2, 2014 at 08:42
I believe that’s what all you people have been demanding. It’s innovative! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? No? Then admit you don’t really care about innovation quite as much as you claim.
Sk3tz0
April 2, 2014 at 08:43
Lol.. Looks like some use to love that Tv Show CatDog.. ad thought hey lets add a Soccer element and just go with it..
Half-Minute Hero [Umar]
April 2, 2014 at 08:47
I knew we shouldn’t have let Avo develop a game 🙁 Dammit Avo
Admiral Chief Railjack
April 2, 2014 at 08:51
You’d better BELIEB it umar, I’m sure he had a hand in this!!!!
Rince
April 2, 2014 at 09:04
Tehehehe 😉 What have I created 🙂
Rince
April 2, 2014 at 09:04
And a leg apparently…
Rince
April 2, 2014 at 09:04
Well, it was his birthday yesterday…
Tuesday Is Soylent Green Day
April 2, 2014 at 08:47
dafaq did i just look at?????????????????
oVg Errorist
April 2, 2014 at 08:48
Looks like the South Park DLC with Hanky and friends.
Admiral Chief Railjack
April 2, 2014 at 08:52
Human centipede Mk2
Hammersteyn
April 2, 2014 at 08:54
Looks like something i pooped yesterday
Admiral Chief Railjack
April 2, 2014 at 09:00
You need to change your diet dude
Hammersteyn
April 2, 2014 at 09:41
But Chinese food makes me happy.
oVg Errorist
April 2, 2014 at 09:06
Hidy Hidy Ho
Hammersteyn
April 2, 2014 at 09:40
Too much fiber!
Neji
April 2, 2014 at 08:56
“The HumanCentipede: The Reverse”… So they made another sequel
Admiral Chief Railjack
April 2, 2014 at 09:00
Lol, we had the same thought, mere minutes apart, haha
Dutch Matrix
April 2, 2014 at 09:03
Aaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnddddddddd my mind is scarred. Thanks Lazygamer. There goes my innocence…
Rince
April 2, 2014 at 09:03
Thanks for fucking my morning up. DRIP… *goes to get another coffee
Fingers Da Fief
April 2, 2014 at 09:09
We need this on Oculus VR NOW!
Unavengedavo
April 2, 2014 at 09:11
I seem to be rubbing off on you Gavin ;)… No, wait O_o
Rince
April 2, 2014 at 09:11
0-O Too early!
Unavengedavo
April 2, 2014 at 09:30
It’s never too early!!!
http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7de91tz3H1qh20x6o1_500.gif
Sageville
April 2, 2014 at 13:24
What am I looking at?
Sk3tz0
April 2, 2014 at 13:28
Meanwhile in Japan…
Rock789
April 2, 2014 at 09:13
I can honestly say, and with a great deal of certainty, that those developers are either high on way too many drugs… Or have gone insane from staring at their monitors too long and are now spewing out this… filth… without rhyme or reason because they simply can.
What worries me is that this, like Goat Simulator, will probably become an ‘instant classic’ on Steam or some such… Wow… Perhaps there truly is no hope for humanity…
Dutch Matrix
April 2, 2014 at 09:29
But Goat Simulator at least appears to have some fun elements to it. This… is just nightmare fuel. Plus how would you explain this to someone that walked in as you played this game? Or does this game come with a 100 page booklet: “How to convince family and friends you are not on drugs”
Ultimo_Cleric N7
April 2, 2014 at 09:13
The eff?!?!?!?!
CypherGate
April 2, 2014 at 09:29
Who ever buys this game is clearly buying it for the some purpose other than gaming.
Gr8_Balls_o_Fire
April 2, 2014 at 09:54
What?
Devourer of Small Bunnies
April 2, 2014 at 10:53
I cant even
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
April 2, 2014 at 12:07
Game of the year! You had me with feet and anus! See EA that’s how you do TitanHype!
WhiteRock
April 2, 2014 at 13:15
wtf!