May the fourth might be unofficial (or official?) Star Wars day, but for us it’s just another day for Geoff and Darryn to do silly photoshop. Yes, Geoff takes part even though he isn’t a Star Wars fan – he doesn’t need to like a franchise to enjoy the excuse to make fun images. Now excuse me while I continue the hunt for baby Jabba the Hutt cosplay.
In Other News: Nintendo hackers using indie games, Ubisoft searching for a cure and Kim Kardashian developer cuts jobs.
Here’s the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy wondering why our mouths tasted like soy sauce.
News
EVE Online Citadel sure is pretty
Nintendo stops selling indie game in an attempt to cut off 3DS hackers
Select Battlefield 4 And Battlefield Hardline DLC Free On Consoles And PC
Ubisoft seeking a ‘permanent solution’ to The Division’s daily missions problem
Stuff
Glu confirms 100 jobs cut in five months following Q1 loss
Steam updated to better expose recent user reviews
Chinese mobile games market is now the most valuable in the world
Vidja
The Death Star Is Dumb: 5 Movie Bases That Suck
Don’t Starve Together – A New Reign Cinematic
The Park – Launch Trailer | PS4
The Movies
Justin Lin to direct SPACE JAM sequel starring LeBron James
And the winner of our STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS competition is…
Midweek Movie Mouth-Off: Your favourite STAR WARS movie
You can’t go to KFC after this first trailer for DEAR ELEANOR
Last Updated: May 4, 2016
Raptor Rants
May 4, 2016 at 16:01
And tomorrow is the best day of all. My birthday. Revenge of the fifth!!!!!
Pariah
May 4, 2016 at 16:05
I reject your 5 and replace it with a 7. I will wish you a happy day on the 7th. Saturday is your new birthday. Because reasons.
VampyreSquirrel
May 4, 2016 at 16:12
LOL! Almost right, it should be the 7th of July… for reasons.
VampyreSquirrel
May 4, 2016 at 16:11
Happy birthday for tomorrow if I forget by then!!!
Pariah
May 4, 2016 at 16:31
ADHD?
VampyreSquirrel
May 4, 2016 at 16:39
Nah, just a kak memory. I tend not to remember names or dates.
HvR
May 4, 2016 at 17:06
Cause’ thats how you roll, you dont play fokken games
You remember their faces, but you don’t know their names
Pariah
May 4, 2016 at 17:53
For some reason I had Die Antwoord as a backtrack while reading this. Was torn between the awesome rhyme and terrible band.
HvR
May 4, 2016 at 23:53
oooo close…..
HairyEwok
May 4, 2016 at 16:26
I dono man, you look more like a 7th kind of person.
DragonSpirit009
May 4, 2016 at 16:04
Man that game the park looks so interesting!
Pariah
May 4, 2016 at 16:08
Also I noticed that recent reviews thing on Steam. That’s nifty. Now if Valve would stop being dictators, that’d be great.
Jan Prins
May 4, 2016 at 16:11
Oh but Steam! Steam is the nectar of the god of gaming, flowing from the loins of Gabe!
Now if only Steam would allow me a peak at my friend’s wishlist, I MIGHT be able to get him that Best Man’s Gift I still owe him…
Pariah
May 4, 2016 at 16:15
Steam is the prison that has been built around us, keeping us locked in while indoctrinating us into submission.
Everything is awesome, right?
Jan Prins
May 4, 2016 at 16:22
I have been saved by the meager Origin…
Pariah
May 4, 2016 at 16:23
O_o But that’s EA. Are you not trading one evil for another?
Jan Prins
May 4, 2016 at 16:26
Lesser evil.
VampyreSquirrel
May 4, 2016 at 16:23
Go to said friend’s profile, click games on the right, click “Wishlist”… you’re welcome.
Pariah
May 4, 2016 at 16:24
You can hide your profile from even friends. I have a friend who hides his so that people don’t buy him games. He hates it.
VampyreSquirrel
May 4, 2016 at 16:25
That’s sad… but yeah, these things happen.
Jan Prins
May 4, 2016 at 16:26
We could be sharing the same friend… No wait. Does that sound wrong?
Pariah
May 4, 2016 at 16:27
Does he play Prem dota for a well known team?
Jan Prins
May 4, 2016 at 16:34
Nope. He did sink 700 hours into The Division… Does that count?
Pariah
May 4, 2016 at 16:36
Not really, but at least we know that we don’t share that friend. XD
Pariah
May 4, 2016 at 16:16
Today has been a day. 😀
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DragonSpirit009
May 4, 2016 at 16:21
I had that day yesterday!
Pariah
May 4, 2016 at 16:26
I now understand your need for alcohol.
DragonSpirit009
May 4, 2016 at 16:28
Well seeing you’re having a bad day we will drink again tonight!! No one is left behind in this pain!
HairyEwok
May 4, 2016 at 16:28
I think that happens every payday when the debit orders go off…. You see all that money of yours burn away.
Pariah
May 4, 2016 at 16:29
No, that’s expected. That doesn’t drive me nuts. I’m prepared for that…
DragonSpirit009
May 4, 2016 at 16:29
Actually my car’s clutch cable broke in Stellenbosch traffic and I fell off the stairs. But yeah money is involve in those incidents as well!
Pariah
May 4, 2016 at 16:30
That’s worse than my day today. I think I just lost the right to complain.
DragonSpirit009
May 4, 2016 at 16:31
Not at all… we are all equal when it involves a drink at the end of the day.
Pariah
May 4, 2016 at 16:33
Well, either way I think a Johnny Black is in order. 🙂
Greylingad[CNFRMD]
May 4, 2016 at 17:43
Crap… Well nothings gonna stop me from having more than one drink, I’ll drink to all that have had one of those days, I’ll also drink to celebrate a good day!
HairyEwok
May 4, 2016 at 16:32
The Park….
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Pariah
May 4, 2016 at 16:34
See you space cowboy
HvR
May 4, 2016 at 16:56
O come on it is not going to be nearly as scary as jumpscare you will typically in real parks these days
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