I started playing a certain game last night – one that a very kind reader gifted to me (his name rhymes with shmay shmay). Wanna know what the game is? Here’s a hint: it has dads and showers. I wish it had eye bleach included too, because AAAAH MY EYES!
In Other News: Riot built some internet, a new Rocky Horror game is in development, Mincraft gets its own loot crate-esque monthly service, and an introduction to Broodmother.
Here’s all the news we didn’t post today, because we were too busy falling asleep at our desks.
News
King of Fighters XIV adds four characters including the King of Dinosaurs
League of Legends was too slow, so Riot built a private internet to make it go faster
Tales of Symphonia port gets much needed improvements thanks to modders
Rainbow Six Siege 2.1 patch brings dedis support for custom games to PS4 & Xbox One
Stuff
Cutting Open The Vehicles From Star Wars: The Force Awakens
Minecraft is getting its own Loot Crate-esque monthly service
How Austin Wintory brought ‘Journey Live’ to life
8 Ways To Fix Street Fighter V
Notch and Tracy Fullerton to receive GDC Awards honors
Send your companions home with delightful Fallout 4 mod
Videos
Need to Know is an NSA simulator, now on Kickstarter
Genuinely useful survival tips from The Flame in the Flood
The DOTA 2 Reporter: Meet the Broodmother
What’s on @ The Movies?
Julianne Moore might be THE KINGSMAN 2 villain, but there’s no sign of Colin Firth
Guardians 2 cast revealed with teaser image!
We review Hail Caesar! – a hail to classic cinema
British cinema comes out to play DAD’s ARMY
Model: This ridiculously cute kitty
Last Updated: February 18, 2016
VampyreSquirrel
February 18, 2016 at 16:02
HAHAHA! So do you still shower with your dad Matt? XD
hairyknees
February 18, 2016 at 16:11
No 😛
Raptor Rants
February 18, 2016 at 16:28
REVIEW TIME!!!!
Captain JJ and his ensigns
February 18, 2016 at 16:13
I vote we get him Mount your Friends next.
I mean, it’s free games. Who doesn’t want that? 😛
VampyreSquirrel
February 18, 2016 at 16:31
Hahaha, I approve of this idea!
Commander Admiral Chief
February 19, 2016 at 06:51
Seconded!
RinceThis
February 18, 2016 at 16:39
whoa!
Hammersteyn
February 18, 2016 at 16:45
Someone has to wash that massive fro 😛
RinceThis
February 18, 2016 at 22:41
Que? 0_O
Captain JJ and his ensigns
February 18, 2016 at 16:10
My internet died last night…on the very night you started playing it
Coincidence?
hairyknees
February 18, 2016 at 16:11
I THINK NOT!
Ottokie
February 18, 2016 at 16:14
Well since we are going with the shower theme in this ION, I shall prepare a cat gif
http://www.catgifpage.com/gifs/204.gif
Captain JJ and his ensigns
February 18, 2016 at 16:16
Thank you good sir.
Hammersteyn
February 18, 2016 at 16:19
mlem mlem mlem mlem
Captain JJ and his ensigns
February 18, 2016 at 16:19
lol
Raptor Rants
February 18, 2016 at 16:27
http://i.imgur.com/BwC3d1y.gif
Captain JJ and his ensigns
February 18, 2016 at 16:28
Shame
Raptor Rants
February 18, 2016 at 16:30
http://cdn1.theodysseyonline.com/files/2015/04/30/6356603298397665521188839647_water-cat-o.gif
Pariah
February 18, 2016 at 16:28
Is it bad that that’s funny as fuck to me? XD
Raptor Rants
February 18, 2016 at 16:38
You are not the only one….
HvR
February 18, 2016 at 16:50
LOL, screwed over by selective breeding.
Raptor Rants
February 18, 2016 at 16:54
hahahahaha
VampyreSquirrel
February 18, 2016 at 16:31
Shower with your cat simulator?
Raptor Rants
February 18, 2016 at 16:32
https://sociorocketnewsen.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/how-to-bathe-your-cat-81.jpg?w=580
Ottokie
February 18, 2016 at 16:33
The face of defeat xD
Hammersteyn
February 18, 2016 at 16:34
The face of I’ve seen things I never wanted to
VampyreSquirrel
February 18, 2016 at 16:47
Bwahahahahaha!
Ottokie
February 18, 2016 at 16:38
http://www.quick-break.net/c/2013/06/21/Cat_swimming_in_bath.gif
Raptor Rants
February 18, 2016 at 16:39
what!?!?!?!?!?
That’s not a cat!
KILL IT!!! KILL IT BEFORE IT BREEDS!!!! SWIMMING CATS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!
FLY YOU FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Captain JJ and his ensigns
February 18, 2016 at 16:41
XD
VampyreSquirrel
February 18, 2016 at 16:48
Tigers swim 😛
Hammersteyn
February 18, 2016 at 16:49
That’s cause they think they’re tiger sharks
Captain JJ and his ensigns
February 18, 2016 at 16:52
Only when they swim though.
Hopefully without speedos, makes them seem less intimidating.
Raptor Rants
February 18, 2016 at 16:53
wow…. so bad
VampyreSquirrel
February 18, 2016 at 16:48
SWIM KITTY SWIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
Geoffrey Tim
February 18, 2016 at 17:31
MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM MLEM
RinceThis
February 18, 2016 at 22:41
Ah?
Hammersteyn
February 18, 2016 at 16:16
Captain JJ and his ensigns
February 18, 2016 at 16:17
I upvoted you
I have no idea what you posted.
Pariah
February 18, 2016 at 16:18
That’s pretty much his entire M.O. on Lazygamer.
Hammersteyn
February 18, 2016 at 16:19
Rofl, I read the comments
Pariah
February 18, 2016 at 16:22
Oi, you have a leg right? Do you know what it looks like when its being pulled?
“That’s pretty much his entire M.O. on Lazygamer.” <– Like that.
Hammersteyn
February 18, 2016 at 16:22
I don’t read them well?
Pariah
February 18, 2016 at 16:24
Why are you asking me?
Hammersteyn
February 18, 2016 at 16:25
I’m stating, not asking
Captain JJ and his ensigns
February 18, 2016 at 16:25
This entire conversation has derailed.
Pariah
February 18, 2016 at 16:25
Did someone steal the tracks?
Captain JJ and his ensigns
February 18, 2016 at 16:26
Hammer doesn’t steal tracks, he drops beats.
Captain JJ and his ensigns
February 18, 2016 at 16:26
Oh crap. I see my mistake
Hammersteyn
February 18, 2016 at 16:26
Hopefully it runs out of steam
Captain JJ and his ensigns
February 18, 2016 at 16:23
Personally I’ve never really seen someone pull someone else’s leg
Seems like an odd thing to do. 😛
Pariah
February 18, 2016 at 16:23
It’s even odder (sic?) to watch. Trust me.
Fun to do though, so you know. Decision is yours as to where you fit into the picture.
Captain JJ and his ensigns
February 18, 2016 at 16:19
I only upvote comments I’ve read…and that aren’t by Trevor. I believe it motivates him into writing better comments for comment of the week.
Hammersteyn
February 18, 2016 at 16:20
Agreed, we should dislike his comments as motivation
Jan Prins
February 18, 2016 at 16:20
Please tell me your wife’s name is Mariah! (Yes. Took me this long to come up with that.)
Captain JJ and his ensigns
February 18, 2016 at 16:31
LOL
Raptor Rants
February 18, 2016 at 16:31
I have no idea what’s happening in this thread.
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/400x/56842532.jpg
HvR
February 18, 2016 at 16:51
What happened the last time you did this?
Pieter Kruger
February 18, 2016 at 16:20
Why Why Why Why Why is full screen unavailable????
Hammersteyn
February 18, 2016 at 16:20
Do I look like Google?
Pieter Kruger
February 18, 2016 at 16:24
Sorry, forgot you’re a Netscape man…..
Hammersteyn
February 18, 2016 at 16:25
Hahahaha
Original Heretic
February 18, 2016 at 16:20
Tiny Groot! Awesomeness!
Raptor Rants
February 18, 2016 at 16:25
Pariah
February 18, 2016 at 16:26
OI!!! No Selfies!
Raptor Rants
February 18, 2016 at 16:28
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hammersteyn
February 18, 2016 at 16:48
Then there’s this
Raptor Rants
February 18, 2016 at 16:53
whahahahahahaahahaha
Pariah
February 18, 2016 at 17:08
lmfao!!!
Dresden
February 19, 2016 at 05:39
https://media.giphy.com/media/ntgSnWdzHWx32/giphy.gif