I love burgers. They’re possibly one of the most perfect foods, a wonderful combination of just charred meat, melted cheese, smoky bacon and perhaps even a pickle. Problem is, I can only really ever eat one good burger – and who wants to do that? That’s why sliders are great, giving us diminutive burgers that let us stuff our faces multiple times.
To make it even better? Use a pretzel bun. I love laugenbrotchen; lye soaked breads that are dipped in the alkaline solution before being baked. It helps increase the Maillard reaction, leading to a deliciously chewy, tasty as hell bread. I’ll have a dozen.
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Here’s the news we didn’t post because we were too busy looking at ridiculous bottles of rum. Rum is gross, who drinks that anyway?
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Last Updated: December 13, 2016
Ottokie
December 13, 2016 at 16:04
“Problem is, I can only really ever eat one god burger”
I totally agree 😛
Lord Chaos
December 13, 2016 at 16:09
Damn it, you beat me to it.
I wanted to ask where one gets these
Ottokie
December 13, 2016 at 16:11
At Burger King xD
Bruce Bielie
December 13, 2016 at 16:13
No. God is higher than any king. Now if it was Burger King of Kings…
Lord Chaos
December 13, 2016 at 16:14
Their burgers really aren’t that great. I prefer Rocco Mammas
Ottokie
December 13, 2016 at 16:15
Closest one to me is in Stellenbosch. And no God burger is worth going into there for.
Captain JJ
December 13, 2016 at 16:33
Yea. That’s for sure.
Captain JJ
December 13, 2016 at 16:33
Roccomammas is alright. I wasn’t that impressed. Better than Burger King of course.
Admiral Chief Argonian
December 13, 2016 at 16:53
*Rocomamas
Captain JJ
December 13, 2016 at 16:24
Those are false prophet burgers.
Ottokie
December 13, 2016 at 16:25
How am I supposed to trust someone that does not eat sauce on their burgers? xD
Lord Chaos
December 13, 2016 at 16:26
*their
Pariah ???
December 13, 2016 at 16:27
your quite astute their 😀
Lord Chaos
December 13, 2016 at 16:28
He deserved it, Burger king killing his brain
Dresden
December 13, 2016 at 16:51
Are you trying to trigger him?!
Ottokie
December 13, 2016 at 16:27
I noticed Mr. Smarty Pants
Captain JJ
December 13, 2016 at 16:28
I eat some sauces! Blue cheese sauce for one. Or just really old normal cheese sauce, tastes very similar 😛
Pariah ???
December 13, 2016 at 16:29
The phrase you’re looking for is “went off 3 years ago”
Alien Emperor Trevor
December 13, 2016 at 16:12
It’s “tasty as hell” apparently.
Ottokie
December 13, 2016 at 16:14
The same way you get Holy water?. Boil the hell out of it!
Bruce Bielie
December 13, 2016 at 16:18
Boiled burgers? Exactly how stoned are you???
Pariah ???
December 13, 2016 at 16:21
NO DONT ASK!
Ottokie
December 13, 2016 at 16:22
I don’t need to be stoned to be THIS crazy.
Pariah ???
December 13, 2016 at 16:24
Well you DID mention Burger King. I bet they boil their burgers. Only way they could be so terrible, really. We don’t know what McD’s does to theirs, but I think it involved a syringe, bunsen burner and exactly three drops of concentrated meth.
Ottokie
December 13, 2016 at 16:25
Stop, you’re making my mouth drool…
Pariah ???
December 13, 2016 at 16:25
No, that’s your braincells slowly dying one by one from eating Burger King. 🙂
Lord Chaos
December 13, 2016 at 16:21
Thanks, I just spat out my beer.
Captain JJ
December 13, 2016 at 16:23
A god burger sounds a bit too saintly for me. I might burst into flames if I pick it up.
Also, on a serious note: PERHAPS even a pickle?
Pickle or more pickle, there is no perhaps.
Pariah ???
December 13, 2016 at 16:25
That sounds like quite a pickle you’ve found yourself in.
Admiral Chief Argonian
December 13, 2016 at 16:54
Had a 200g rump meat burger today with black mushroom sauce and Danish feta….loved it!