It’s someone’s birthday today, but we’re not going to tell you whose. Instead, we want you to count the kitties in the image above and below, for they are both a clue…
Got it? No? Fine, here’s another clue…
Still not sure? I’ll give you some extra time. Oh, don’t mind me, I’m just going to do some maths quick, for no particular reason whatsoever…
I’m bored. Want to talk about movies? This here is one of my favourites…
Oh, not a fan of film? What about books? This here is one of my favourite collections…
Yeah, you’re right, books take too long to read. I’d recommend reading this random Internet article instead.
And I’m done. Happy birthday Llew, hope you’ve had a kickass day so far!
In Other News: Vermantide gets some DLC, new AI, a VR concert series, the roadmap to this year’s biggest shooters, and one Dark Souls 3 player klapping a boss in one hit.
Here’s all the news we didn’t post today because we too busy eating cake and thinking about the number 7.
News
Three more games join the Nintendo Humble Bundle
The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth arrives next week on PS4 and Xbox One
The New Shadow Of The Beast Will Include The Original As An Unlockable
Warhammer: Vermintide DLC adds maps, traps, and even more Skaven
You can play Forza 6 on PC starting today
Stuff
The Creators of Siri Are Releasing a New AI Next Week
Hulu and Live Nation teaming up for VR concert series
Here’s Your Roadmap To 2016’s Biggest Shooters
How one CS:GO player took catching hackers into his own hands
Nintendo could ditch optical discs for cartridges with the NX – report
Videos
Dark Souls 3 Player Wrecks One Of The Hardest Bosses In A Single Hit
Watch the creator of Threes build a dense, puzzle-y Mario Maker level
Rainbow Six Siege’s next DLC pack is ‘Operation Dust Line’
What’s on @ The Movies?
CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR writers explain how and why they added Spider-Man into the movie
We review BAD NEIGHBOURS 2: SORORITY RISING – It’s good to be bad!
Will Smith discusses his character Deadshot from the upcoming SUICIDE SQUAD film
Be careful not to overindulge in this drug-fueled trailer for URGE
Shaaaaark! It’s the new trailer for THE SHALLOWS!
DVD Review: Mississippi Grind
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Last Updated: May 5, 2016
Pariah
May 5, 2016 at 16:02
BEST INTRO EVER
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 5, 2016 at 16:13
He only used 6 images though. Matty dropped the ball right at the end. :/
RinceThis
May 5, 2016 at 16:13
Shhh, oh, that type 0_O
Pariah
May 5, 2016 at 16:14
For his 7th burn he linked a website that was hilarious. Who’s dropping the ball, Trev?
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 5, 2016 at 16:15
I was counting images, not burns, so still Matty?
Pariah
May 5, 2016 at 16:17
One horror game review for each image as recompense?
Raptor Rants
May 6, 2016 at 07:24
yes. This a thousand times yes
RinceThis
May 5, 2016 at 16:18
Ohhhh
VampyreSquirrel
May 5, 2016 at 16:04
Hahahaha! So much 7 all over the place for Llew.
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
May 5, 2016 at 16:04
Happy happy @LlewellynCrossley:disqus!
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
May 5, 2016 at 16:07
His expression when he sees this XD
https://media.giphy.com/media/OX6gS9zU7ZOyQ/giphy.gif
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 5, 2016 at 16:10
At least he gets a nice surprise in the box?
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
May 5, 2016 at 16:12
Het gets @Darryn_Bonthuys:disqus in a box?
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 5, 2016 at 16:13
That sounds like a dodgy porn clip.
Pariah
May 5, 2016 at 16:15
It does, now that you mention it.
Admiral I think has the cover image too.
Admiral Chief in New York
May 6, 2016 at 07:16
You mean this one?
Raptor Rants
May 6, 2016 at 07:23
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RinceThis
May 5, 2016 at 16:16
Of course you’d think that! What will your 8 million differences!
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 6, 2016 at 08:39
Shut up, you’re not even on my person list.
RinceThis
May 5, 2016 at 16:13
Yes!
Raptor Rants
May 6, 2016 at 06:47
Hahahahahahaha
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
May 6, 2016 at 08:06
Hope you had a good one!
Raptor Rants
May 6, 2016 at 08:08
Indeed thanks 🙂
Alien Emperor Trevor
May 5, 2016 at 16:10
Happy birthday Llew!
DragonSpirit009
May 5, 2016 at 16:11
Today has been a good day… so far. Have art class tonight, got the release date Persona 5, got free cookies, not so much work today and having take out tonight! I’m happy!
Oh! And happy birthday Llew!
RinceThis
May 5, 2016 at 16:13
And you didn’t use the movie… JUST called 7?
Hammersteyn_hates_Raid0
May 5, 2016 at 16:14
Of course not, he’s too young to watch it.
Pariah
May 5, 2016 at 16:14
XD
RinceThis
May 5, 2016 at 16:16
True!
Greylingad[He Charges!]
May 5, 2016 at 17:15
You mean sesevenen?
Dutch Matrix
May 5, 2016 at 16:22
Much Dutch Love to Raptor on his birthday! Have a good one in the butt I mean have a good one bud!
RinceThis
May 5, 2016 at 16:23
0_O
Pariah
May 5, 2016 at 16:23
Don’t encourage it. If you ignore it, it might go away.
>_>
RinceThis
May 5, 2016 at 16:24
True dat!
Raptor Rants
May 6, 2016 at 06:46
Well…. alrighty then 0_0
RinceThis
May 5, 2016 at 16:24
Happy bday Lew boy!
HvR
May 5, 2016 at 16:27
Happy Bday Llew.
Heard the rapture will occur on his 77th birthday.
RinceThis
May 5, 2016 at 16:28
Shame lol
Greylingad[He Charges!]
May 5, 2016 at 17:15
Happy Bday Raptor!!! May the gods of ranting smile upon you! And not in the creepy perv kind of way…
Kensei Seraph - Terran Ghost
May 5, 2016 at 19:03
Happy birthday Llew.
Aries
May 5, 2016 at 21:53
Happy Birthday
Raptor Rants
May 6, 2016 at 06:46
Hahahahaha. Thanks all 🙂 I only saw this today but it made me giggle and cry all at the same time. Will I ever be rid of the 7?
Admiral Chief in New York
May 6, 2016 at 07:15
Maybe in 7 years
VampyreSquirrel
May 6, 2016 at 08:08
Or 77.
HvR
May 6, 2016 at 09:02
777 weeks