I hear that it’s hot up there in Jozi now. Sweltering heat, sticky enough to fuse genitalia to a leather seat and all that. And I feel for you guys. While I sit here, with the rain pouring down on this overcast day, forcing me to throw on a warm top while I sip from a hot cup of Lipton’s tea. I really feel bad for you guys. No, that’s a lie, it’s actually Joko tea. Also, I feel nothing for you all. Neener neener neener!
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Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy forming an army of Cape Town Minstrels for evil, shiny purposes.
Disney Infinity makers confirm annual rollout for future content
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Ghostbusters game from Capcom’s Beeline available now
You can pay for weapons in Dead Space 3 because of mobile gamers apparently
Crytek Homefront 2 project unaffected by THQ collapse
Ubisoft issues South Park THQ Montreal statement, unannounced new IP confirmed
Developer feedback informs the Ouya controller redesign
Metal Gear Rising limited edition western pack art contents detailed
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