In Other News–25 January 2013 Weekend Edition
I hear that it’s hot up there in Jozi now. Sweltering heat, sticky enough to fuse genitalia to a leather seat and all that. And I feel for you guys. While I sit here, with the rain pouring down on this overcast day, forcing me to throw on a warm top while I sip from a hot cup of Lipton’s tea. I really feel bad for you guys. No, that’s a lie, it’s actually Joko tea. Also, I feel nothing for you all. Neener neener neener!
In Other News: Disney wants the Infinite to be annual, blame pay to win in Dead Space 3 on cell phones, Ubisoft talks about South Park, the Metal Gear lamp returns, meet a real commander Shepard, Star Wars gets lost and why it’s okay to not have fun.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy forming an army of Cape Town Minstrels for evil, shiny purposes.
Disney Infinity makers confirm annual rollout for future content
Don’t worry, the giant purple dildo from Saints Row is safe
Ghostbusters game from Capcom’s Beeline available now
You can pay for weapons in Dead Space 3 because of mobile gamers apparently
Crytek Homefront 2 project unaffected by THQ collapse
Ubisoft issues South Park THQ Montreal statement, unannounced new IP confirmed
Developer feedback informs the Ouya controller redesign
Metal Gear Rising limited edition western pack art contents detailed
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The Justice League movie will feature five core heroes
Sick people make things up in this trailer for Steven Soderbergh’s Side Effects
Robotech goes commercial with a new director
Hide the dragon, because a Crouching Tiger sequel is in the works
Movies out today – Bad guys, anti-heroes and awards nominees
We review Lincoln – A compelling and surprisingly witty history lesson
JJ Abrams to direct Star Wars Episode VII, internet breaks in half
Model: Ashlyn Rae