Week 2, bring it on! I’ve got plans for this year, and they don’t include being a slave to time! Now, remember, as soon as I trap myself in that particle accelerator, turn the green crank and red switch, at which point my atoms will be ripped apart, and I’ll use pure willpower to reform myself as a super-god who has no need for such mortal ideas as linear time or clothing! What could possibly go wrong?
In Other News: Cats racing in sewers, Resident Evil has a revelation on the way, Starcraft 2 is like really sorry and who won a bunch of golden globes last night.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy predicting the future. C’mon on Powerball results!
Mew-genics reveals the sordid world of sewer cat racing
Warcraft playing bodybuilder barely misses the Donkey Kong world record
Achievements suggest that Resident Evil Revelations is on the way to Xbox 360 and PS3
Starcraft 2 says sorry, gifts everyone with a free name change
PS4 and Xbox 720 price could be around $400 says analyst
Carmegeddon Reincarnation screens, engines, bonuses and ETA
Alien Breed remake confirmed for PS3, Vita
Mutant Mudds developer working on 3DS eshop FPS game
Across the Network
Halle Berry has a failure to communicate (anything good) in this trailer for THE CALL
JJ Abrams talks STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS, ideas for a third film
ABC president Paul Lee and Joss Whedon reveal S.H.I.E.L.D details. Plus Avengers 2 script update
Monday Box Office Report
Get your tinfoil hats out for this THE POWER OF FEW trailer
It’s a Good Day to Die “R”. Plus a new TV spot
A 2014 release date finds a way for JURRASIC PARK 4
And the Golden Globe goes to…
Model: Lyndall Jarvis