C’mon cat, fall off the damn bed already. Your fat rolls are heeding the call of gravity, why won’t you? C’mon, fall, fall dammit! I can’t wait here with a camera all day for your lolcat face to appear!
In Other News: Real life black ops attacks, remember a Remember Me trailer soon, Team Ninja talks Wii U, Guillermo Del Toro scares us with his Mama and American McGee needs your money.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy having our various diseases cured with a spot of spine-cracking.
Top Black Ops 2 player forced to reset stats after abuse and DDOS attacks
The Shadow of the Colossus movie has a new and talented writer
Remember Me trailer due this week, with a new character reveal
American McGee defends his Kickstarter, says game is 100% finished
Free XCOM Enemy Unkown DLC adds 16 new game modifiers
China’s game industry amassed $9.7 billion in 2012
Team Ninja will continue to develop for Wii U
Poweras Moga pro – A full sized controller for Android phones
These Pokemon are so damn ugly
Silly Skyrim mods that you didn’t know that you needed
Will Half Life 3 be a Steam Box launch title?
I’m drinking soda. This game is about drinking soda, and nothing else
Across the Network
Take a first look and listen at Bong Joon Ho’s Snowpiercer with this concept art and soundtrack
JGL is going to Sin City
Guillermo Del Toro is heading to the Mountains of Madness, Tom Cruise may join him
And your top ten grossing films of 2012 are…
Frank Darabont to rewrite Godzilla before production kicks off in March
New Pacific Rim trailer, now with even more monster face-punching!
Arnie is a big sheriff with an even bigger gun in this red band trailer for The Last Stand
Four new clips for the Guillermo Del Toro produced horror Mama, as well as the short film that inspired it
Model: Zhou Wei
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Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.