It’s been a couple of weeks, but the rest of the Lazygamer crew is back, ready and refreshed for a whole new year of gaming news and shenanigans. My break was a busy one, as I dedicated to training my mind, body and soul to harness new powers and skills. But that was too much work, so I watched DVDs in my undies and ate beans instead.
In Other News: The wrath of Asura extends to new IPs, the Wii U is selling super-steadily, we freeze some cats, an encore from Steam and Carrie misses the prom.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy seeing which local Craigslist adverts would get us gutted/murdered/invited to a furry party.
Streets of Rage 4 prototype rejected by Sega, composer reveals
The Walking Dead guys would love to do a Halo, Half-Life series
Asura’s Wrath dev has three new IPs in development
Someone is rebuilding the entire planet in Minecraft
Wii U is selling steadly, says Iwata
MewGenics allows you to freeze cats, is worrisome
And here is the Gears of War Judgement box art
Steam Holiday sale encore reprises discounts on Dishonored and more
Across the Network
Hold the pigs blood, because Carrie is going to be late for the prom
Ryan Gosling wants to fight in this teaser trailer for Only god forgives
Monday Box Office Report
It’s blood, kisses and chainsaws in this very gory NSFW red band trailer for Evil Dead
Fookin’ prawns! A first look at Sharlto Copley playing the villain in Elysium
Bruce Willis definitely doesn’t look like a lawyer in this new trailer for A good day to Die Hard
We review Jack Reacher – Cheesy old school thriller that’s loads of fun
Now look here, see? We got seven clips from Ganster Squad for you to watch, see?
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