In Other News – Homegrown Hottie Edition 07 March 2013

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Our LW Mag sponsored homegrown hottie for today is Rikki Talia Brest, a Jozi girl who can keep a mean beat –  who digs fast cars and is also known as Stix or Brests. Read more about her here.

In Other News: EA Mobile games are going to fleece ya, explore the jungle in Assassin’s Creed 4, Sonic dashes onto iOS, the anti-christ wants to touch your booty all night long and the tale of Seth Killian.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too bushy hating that damn greashy-haired Alex Trebek.

News

Jorgenson – All EA mobile games will use microtransactions, other platforms not so much
Garry’s mod lifetime revenue at $22 million
Project Awakened falls short of $500 000 Kickstarter goal
The Walking Dead season 2 expected in Autumn 2013
Catch endless runner Sonic Dash in motion
Assassin’s Creed 4 Black Flag screens show Blackbeard, sword kills and jungle stealth
Free Revengeance VR missions will be available next week for Metal Gear Rising
Torment: Tides of Numenera phase-based combat tied into narrative

Stuff

I’m a Mormon and pop culture often mocks my faith, but Fallout treated it right
20 things that we’ve always wondered about the Zelda Universe
These Japanese video games will give you giant monster battles
How Seth Killian went from playing Street Fighter to making it, and what happened next

Videos

Zeno Clash 2 – Gameplay trailer
God of War Ascension – Gratuitous godly grunt montage
Lego City Undercover – Frank Trailer

What’s on at The Movies

Top List Thursdays – Top Twenty Twists Part One
Let it all burn in this forst poster for The Hangover 3
Time to pay tribute to The Hunger Games in these Catching Fire victory posters
An idiot says what in this new trailer for Epic
Poltergeist finds its director
The antichrist wants to touch Anna Kendricks booty in this ridiculous red band trailer for Rapturepalooza
Double Oh No! Sam Mendes won’t direct the next Bond film after all

Model: Rikki Talia Brest. Image courtesy of FHM.

Author:Darryn Bonthuys

Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.
  • Uberutang

    Brestest

  • Sir Captain Rincethis

    Moving past the blatant photoshop work at play in this ION, man, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed EVEN if she wanted to eat toast…

    • Andre116

      What if “toast” was her hot roommate’s nickname?

      • Sir Captain Rincethis

        That’s why I said that! If she wanted to EAT toast, she’s welcome to stay. Ignore toast, however, different story…

  • Deon Steyn

    “Brest” homegrown hottie header I’ve seen in a while.

  • FoxOneZA

    She’s that Petrolheads chick from Ignition TV

  • OVG

    HOMEGROWN? No such thing. Ive tried growing one of these in my back garden but no matter how much fertilizer I use I just get weeds :(

    • Andre116

      By back garden do you mean your hand? And by weeds do you mean hair?

    • Trevor Davies

      Given how fake she looks in that photo I’d say you need a mould for her to set & not fertilizer to grow :/

  • http://twitter.com/Uncl3s Kaya

    I lol’d.

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