It’s not only the last day that I have to sit here and run everything all by myself, it’s also Friday the Thirteenth. Avoid ladders, black cats and ridiculous superstitions! Some of you may know that triskaidekaphobia is the fear of the number thirteen. Add on that Friday, and you’ve got Friggatriskaidekaphobia. Friggin whatnow?
In Other News: THQ is back from the dead, slaying demons is better on the PS4, kill cops in even higher definition soon, Notch doesn’t have enough money and Samus will be rolling with her homies in multiple dimensions.
Here’s the news we didn’t post because we were too busy hiding in our beds, waiting for the 14th.
GTA V Remaster release date leaked?
Metroid coming in 2D and 3D!
Mojang to monetise Minecraft servers?
Diablo III is 108p on PS4, 900p on Xbox One
PayDay’s going next gen
Former God of War boss respawns at Respawn
Assassin’s Creed Unity impossible on last gen
No Twitch for Wii U
DayZ is never coming out; it’s moving to a new engine!
Steamboy, the handheld Steam console
Close up with the white PlayStation 4
Breaking Bad’s Aaron Paul is turning on Xbox Ones
Free brain training for UK dummies
Alien Isolation Galleries for your face
World of Tanks gets a FIFA injection
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I'm old, grumpy and more than just a little cynical. One day, I found myself in possession of a NES, and a copy of Super Mario Bros 3. It was that game that made me realise that games were more than just toys to idly while away time - they were capable of being masterpieces. I'm here now, looking for more of those masterpieces. I am also the emperor of the backend