In Other News – Friday 13, June 2014 
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Geoffrey Tim
June 13, 2014 at 4:00 pm

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It’s not only the last day that I have to sit here and run everything all by myself, it’s also Friday the Thirteenth. Avoid ladders, black cats and ridiculous superstitions! Some of you may know that triskaidekaphobia is the fear of the number thirteen. Add on that Friday, and you’ve got Friggatriskaidekaphobia. Friggin whatnow?

In Other News: THQ is back from the dead, slaying demons is better on the PS4, kill cops in even higher definition soon, Notch doesn’t have enough money and Samus will be rolling with her homies in multiple dimensions.

Here’s the news we didn’t post because we were too busy hiding in our beds, waiting for the 14th.

Gnus!

GTA V Remaster release date leaked?
Metroid coming in 2D and 3D!
Mojang to monetise Minecraft servers?
Diablo III  is 108p on PS4, 900p on Xbox One
PayDay’s going next gen
THQ Lives!
Former God of War boss respawns at Respawn
Assassin’s Creed Unity impossible on last gen
No Twitch for Wii U
DayZ is never coming out; it’s moving to a new engine!

Stuff!

Steamboy, the handheld Steam console
Close up with the white PlayStation 4
Breaking Bad’s Aaron Paul is turning on Xbox Ones
Free brain training for UK dummies
Alien Isolation Galleries for your face
World of Tanks gets a FIFA injection

Vidjers!

More Pokermans evolutions
Direct Far Cry 4 PS4 capture
Space is dangerous in Valkyrie
Sims 4 E3 Trailer

Header: Ashley Emma

I'm old, grumpy and more than just a little cynical. One day, I found myself in possession of a NES, and a copy of Super Mario Bros 3. It was that game that made me realise that games were more than just toys to idly while away time - they were capable of being masterpieces. I'm here now, looking for more of those masterpieces. I am also the emperor of the backend

  • Hammersteyn

    Gnus?
    Vidjers?
    Dafuq?

    • Rince&exhale

      HAI!

      • Hammersteyn

        HAI! XD

        • Kensei Seraph

          OSU!

          • Hammersteyn

            Google can’t translate that

          • HvR – THE Average GAmer

            Japanese for hipster that wants to be different to anybody else
            OR
            It is Japanese for “I sparkle!”

          • Hammersteyn

            Hai

          • HvR – THE Average GAmer

            Hai

          • Rince&exhale

            Lol

          • Kensei Seraph

            Hai is the informal way to say yes.
            Osu is the incredibly formal way to say yes.

        • HvR – THE Average GAmer

          Hai Hai

    • http://www.twitter.com/WobblyOnion Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

      HAI!

  • Hammersteyn

    Best car add Ive seen in a while, staring Mario
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc59X7xS2ts

    • Kensei Seraph

      That nose.

    • Rince&exhale

      Still a better story than Twilight

      • HvR – THE Average GAmer

        *pauses too defecate*

        also better story than Twilight

      • Hammersteyn

        XD

  • Rince&exhale

    What a week people! Great job LG for the awesome E3 coverage. Time for a few beers me thinks. And good work to the resident Asian, at this rate Gavin won’t need Darryn and Zoe back, just saying…

    • Hammersteyn

      Vandag was so uitgerek soos ‘n ou onderbroek (It was a long ass day)

  • Corrie Botha

    Hoping that Steamboy is real

  • https://twitter.com/SaveTheQueenIX Badass Eyepatch Man

    Metroid link seems to be incorrect…but is that true?????

    • http://www.twitter.com/WobblyOnion Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim

      Link fixed. Apparently a thing!

      • https://twitter.com/SaveTheQueenIX Badass Eyepatch Man

        Wow, would be great if it comes back ‘in the near future’ though, 2D or 3D (just as long as it’s not like Other M)…2D Metroid and Castlevania are prime for a comeback

  • https://twitter.com/SaveTheQueenIX Badass Eyepatch Man

    Have a great week people

    HAI-5 !!!!

    • Hammersteyn

      You must mean long weekend? Enjoy!

      • HvR – THE Average GAmer

        Hai time for an extended break

  • Alien Emperor Trevor

    And GOG is having a summer sale, sneaking in just before Steam. You crafty good old gamers you.

  • Brian Murphy

    Oh man, for a good laugh, check this out:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m3N_BnVdOI

  • Brian Murphy

    Got into the BF Hardline Beta (PC), anyone interested to hear about it when I’ve played a bit? (It’ll take 7 minutes to download the 6g install…EA’s server’s are only letting me run at 14.5m/s downloads…total bullshit!).

  • Brian Murphy

    A really badass Ice monster in Bloodborne:

    http://i.minus.com/icLjDG3TjOcna.gif

  • Wraith

    HAI! Diablo 3 @ 108p on PS4. Now that’s a tad low :)