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In Other News – 23 April 2013

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Alright lads, put the cricket bats away and calm down. It’s just a joke see, and by the time you read the final line of this article, I’ll be long gone. I was only following orders!

In Other News: Project Cars won’t be crap on Wii U, Call of Duty makes even more money, order a pizza through your Xbox 360 and lightning strikes twice with the return of Thor.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy being reminded of the horror that is FINGA PAPPIT.

News

Project Cars dev assures that Wii u version won’t be “crappy”
What happens when 70 limousines race in Just Cause 2?
Warhammer 40 000 – Strong possibility of a new game says Relic
Check out these 3DS circle pad pro mods from Japan
Microsoft to launch Pizza Hut app on Xbox 360
UK Interactive entertainment CEO defends games as culture before tax inquiry
Call of Duty Black Ops 2 on track for record sales, says analyst
Exclusive launches are sometimes necessary, says Papa and Yo creator

Stuff

Fixing video game box art with clip art and comic sans
Missing in action – Jade Empire
Persona – The art of Shigenori Soejima
Fighting games deserve better stories

Videos

Orc Attack – Steam trailer
Sanctum 2 – Gameplay trailer
Call of Juarez: Gunslinger – Code of the west trailer

What’s on at The Movies

It may be time to dodge spanners again as Dodgeball is getting a sequel
Jamie Foxx goes full nerd in these 35 new pictures for The Amazing Spider-Man 2
It’s all about being the right man standing up in this US trailer for The Grandmasters
Some new posters and images just flew in for the Man of Steel
Bad news everyone – Futurama has been cancelled again
He made a promise to return in this first trailer for Thor: The Dark World
It’s all fish hammers and love triangles in these new plot details and images for Thor: The Dark World
Are the Ninja Turtles going to be teenage mutants again?

Models: The lovely ladies from Manchester United.

Last Updated: April 23, 2013

32 Comments

  1. Gavin Mannion

    April 23, 2013 at 16:05

    YNWA… mainly because it wouldn’t be safe walking alone when Suarez is around

    Reply

  2. Admiral Chief Erwin

    April 23, 2013 at 16:05

    Ladies, hahaha

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    • Sir Oldfart

      April 23, 2013 at 16:21

      who cant catch a ball.

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief Erwin

        April 23, 2013 at 16:23

        and get hurt REALLY easily…

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        • Sir Oldfart

          April 23, 2013 at 16:29

          sissies

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          • Sir Oldfart

            April 23, 2013 at 16:31

            02 on his shorts. Reminds me when we beat them 0 32 in the 2007 world cup.

          • Sageville

            April 23, 2013 at 17:05

            Dood, +1 for an unashamedly far-fetched tie-in

          • Skyblue

            April 24, 2013 at 07:44

            36-0
            Don’t let England off that easy

  3. Lardus

    April 23, 2013 at 16:09

    Ag nee man, already read it and refreshed and still not “fixed”!

    Reply

  4. DieJason

    April 23, 2013 at 16:09

    The lovely dutch lady that (mostly) won it for them is not even there. SIS DARREN

    Reply

  5. FoxOneZA - The Chosen One

    April 23, 2013 at 16:22

    Google sexy man united 😉

    Reply

    • Sageville

      April 23, 2013 at 17:06

      “Did you mean “Sexy Man City””?

      Reply

      • Skyblue

        April 24, 2013 at 07:45

        “Did you mean: Manchester nancy boys touching each other in the changeroom”

        Reply

  6. Deano

    April 23, 2013 at 16:34

    This has to be the worst ION header of all time!

    Reply

  7. Anon A Mouse

    April 23, 2013 at 16:39

    Now I’ll have nightmares for a year. Don’t you know what you’re doing to a Liverpool fan? Ag nee man Darryn.

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    • Skoobaz

      April 23, 2013 at 16:41

      Not to fear, you can see Liverpool at CT Stadium next month

      Reply

      • Anon A Mouse

        April 23, 2013 at 16:48

        Has it been confirmed. The last league match is on the 19th and they plan for LFC to play in Cape Town on the 21st. It seems a bit daft or it will be a bunch of academy players. I do know they travel to Australia though.

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        • Skoobaz

          April 24, 2013 at 09:05

          Not officially confirmed, I do however have it on good authority. Also in July CT will play host to Everton and Newcastle

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  8. Eric Viljoen

    April 23, 2013 at 16:40

    NSFW

    Reply

  9. Trebzz

    April 23, 2013 at 16:52

    In the history of Lazygamer this is the best damn thing I have ever seen and you guys are my fucking heroes 😀

    Reply

  10. Andre116

    April 23, 2013 at 18:46

    I like the pictures a bit on the risque side…but to show actual p**s. Nee, sies man.

    Reply

  11. umar bastra

    April 24, 2013 at 08:34

    Man I would kill for a new Jade empire!!

    Reply

  12. Dooza

    April 24, 2013 at 14:40

    Best ION header ever!!!!

    Reply

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