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Darryn’s away (yeah, we actually unlocked the chain around his ankle) – which means I’m on ION duty. It’s also a Thursday, so instead of a picture from my personal archive, we have another local lady to showcase thanks to the chaps over at LW Mag. This week, it’s lovely Capetonian lass Yolanda Nieman, a self-confessed klutz who likes it when men treat women like princesses, but hates clingy people. Sounds like trouble to me; where does a fella draw the line?

She apparently has no problem flashing her boobs to get out of trouble – but hates dirty fingernails so make sure you scrub your digits before putting on that fake cop uniform. Still, nice boots. 

Here’s the news we didn’t post because we went to strike and discovered we were a day late. Amandla!

News

Defenders of Arcana hitting XBLA next week
Sorcery gets a release date
3 projects from Killzone developers in the works
Inafune: Japanese devs ‘need to accept they’ve fallen behind’
Gabe Newell is a Billionaire
Playstation Move’s shipped 10.5 million units
All versions of Counterstrike will be the same core experience says Valve

Stuff

Ubisoft: Assassin’s Creed III “a great time” for newcomers to join the series
How to get the “perfect” Mass effect 3 ending
what would a 19th century Portal gun look like?
Is this what the PlayStation 4’s graphics will look like?
Weekly US Sales charts
Lollipop Chainsaw Reveals Skimpy Outfits

Videos

Ghost Recon: Future Soldier – Believe in Ghosts, Part Two
Unreal Engine 3 Flavour Reel
Sony demo’s impressive Augmented Reality
New Last Story Trailer
First 15 Minutes of “I am alive”
Sleeping Dogs Story Trailer

Across the networks

Topher Grace edited the Star Wars prequels into a single 85 minute film. And apparently it’s awesome.
Watch Todd Phillips’ full unaired very NSFW HBO documentary “Frat House” now
We review Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance – A flaming wreck of a film, that’s somehow both crazy and boring
Max Landis writing Chronicle 2 – Wait, what?
The Cyborg R.A.T MMO 7 will make your raids better

Header: Yolanda Nieman

Author:Geoffrey Tim

I'm old, grumpy and more than just a little cynical. One day, I found myself in possession of a NES, and a copy of Super Mario Bros 3. It was that game that made me realise that games were more than just toys to idly while away time - they were capable of being masterpieces. I'm here now, looking for more of those masterpieces.


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