I’ve been hitting the running pretty hard this week, and so far, I’m pleased with the results. My pants are loose, my arms are firmer and those HGH tablets I bought have made me as fit as a horse! Waitaminute, this is Horse Growth Hormone! Oh crap, don’t turn me into a sammich!
In Other News: A Killer is dead, Dishonored is wanted, Civilization expands, Team Fortress goes virtual and General Zod is going to kill you.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy discussing bodily-powered locomotion in zero gravity environments. Much to my regret.
First details about Killer is Dead, the new game from No More Heroes creator
Arrested ARMA 3 developers released from jail
Wait, that’s not a Zynga game at the top of the Facebook charts
Latest Monster Hunter 3 ultimate wepaon profile details the hammer
Civilization 5 World Expansion spotted on Steam
New character and costume details leaked for Lightning Returns
Dishonored sneaks onto Games on Demand next week
Team Fortress 2 to receive VR headset ports, details at GDC 2013
Across the Network
Roses are red, violets are blue, Michael Shannon is coming to kill you in this new trailer for The Iceman
Guilty Pleasures – Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
Gimme Fue gimme faih gimme Metallica Through The Never
Emma Stone is headed to Guillermo Del Toro’s Crimson Peak
Midweek Mouth Off – Oscar Watching 2013 edition
Looks like a Jack Reacher sequel may be out of reach
You can’t survive this red band trailer terror of Tasmanian Devils
Model: Riley Steele