I love fictional bears – they’re so fuzzy and loveable! There’s Yogi Bear, Baloo, Winnie the Pooh, Paddington Bear, Freddy Fazbear, and many more! That list is almost perfect, almost. No, Freddy is definitely not cute and cuddly, not in the slightest. He’s an asshole, and I don’t know why anybody would want to spend a night with him or any of his friends! Brb burning my house down for safety reasons.
In unrelated news: I hate all of you for subjecting me to Five Nights at Freddy’s 4.
In Other News: Minecraft 1.9 is coming, Warframe gets even better space ninjas, The Witcher learns to use a pen and paper, and London Film and Comic Con cosplay!
Here’s all the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy making sure our stuffed toys weren’t animatronics in disguise. Wait… that was just me!
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Game Theory: Why ESPN is WRONG about eSports
London Film and Comic Con (LFCC) 2015 – Cosplay Music Video
What’s on @ The Movies?
Channing Tatum may no longer star in GAMBIT
BANSHEE season 4 will be the show’s last; “insane” finale promised
BATMAN V SUPERMAN: New images Released; Zack Snyder talks SUICIDE SQUAD connection
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WE REVIEW ANT-MAN – SMALL HERO, BIG SUCCESS!
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Last Updated: July 30, 2015
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 30, 2015 at 16:00
I hate a thatch roof
Lord Chaos
July 30, 2015 at 16:02
So does Nkandla… Wait…
Brady miaau
July 30, 2015 at 16:02
I used to rent a house with one. Cats were needed on the bed, sometimes we had super big spiders, cats kept them at bay. Maybe spiders had nothing to do with thatch, but that house bred large buggers.
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 30, 2015 at 16:04
I think thatch does allow for the breeding of all kinds of spawn from hell.
Besides, it’s the 21st century, we don’t need to put grass on our roofs anymore.
HvR
July 30, 2015 at 16:09
Except if you want justify a firepool tax-deducitbable
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 30, 2015 at 16:10
This is true.
Lord Chaos
July 30, 2015 at 16:11
No tax deduction or spiders…
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 30, 2015 at 16:12
Well, you can get out of jail for having a fake life-threatening illness, so I’m sure you can make spiders applicable too in this country.
Lord Chaos
July 30, 2015 at 16:13
But the question is… Do you?
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 30, 2015 at 16:14
Do I feel lucky?
Not particularly no.
hairyknees
July 30, 2015 at 17:31
Me too… SPIDERS FOR DAYS!
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 30, 2015 at 16:02
I’m considering mailing Matty an empty box…from Freddy…and then say,
“But there is something in there…unless it escaped!”
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 30, 2015 at 16:04
Firstly, I was the lone voice who said you shouldn’t be subjected to FNAF – and you doubted me. I’m HURT.
Secondly, aw yeah new space ninja’ing update!
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 30, 2015 at 16:05
Lies. You silently chanted in favour of it and once everyone joined in you claimed innocent.
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 30, 2015 at 16:07
Another doubter!
Lord Chaos
July 30, 2015 at 16:04
I NEED THAT FALLOUT 4 LOOT CRATE!!!!!
Dutch Matrix
July 30, 2015 at 16:08
Anybody know someone that can print a t-shirt like this? http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTAwMVgxMTAz/$(KGrHqZ,!i4E8VDJi4qGBPFlcREwGg~~60_35.JPG
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 30, 2015 at 16:09
If you can get that pic somewhere you can have it printed at quite a few places.
Lord Chaos
July 30, 2015 at 16:10
Try:
http://quickt.co.za/
Hammersteyn
July 30, 2015 at 16:10
I didn’t know you’re a debt collector
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 30, 2015 at 16:11
The only debts he collects is life debts
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 30, 2015 at 16:12
I heard he klaps himself every time his mouth writes a cheque his body can’t cash.
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 30, 2015 at 16:12
No wonder he’s so confused all the time.
Lord Chaos
July 30, 2015 at 16:12
He’s employed as my “legal debt collection route.”
HvR
July 30, 2015 at 16:11
Is there an spellchecked medical update on the Admiral?
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 30, 2015 at 16:11
Was that deliberate? O_o
HvR
July 30, 2015 at 16:13
hehehe, also concidered spelling medical with an e….. o shoot look at that.
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 30, 2015 at 16:16
You’re hurting my brain.
Dutch Matrix
July 30, 2015 at 16:16
You have a brain?
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 30, 2015 at 16:17
It was only 3kgs!
Dutch Matrix
July 30, 2015 at 16:18
Dude. Quit while you are ahead…
Lord Chaos
July 30, 2015 at 16:17
Yea, after dropping the weight on his head the only functioning one is now in his little head.
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 30, 2015 at 16:18
I knew it was too good to be true that I was nearly through an entire week without this ;P
Lord Chaos
July 30, 2015 at 16:22
So you nearly lasted… 7 days.
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 30, 2015 at 16:24
Wait. What?
I’m not Rants.
Hammersteyn
July 30, 2015 at 16:27
Yeah, he would have dropped a 7KG
Lord Chaos
July 30, 2015 at 16:27
Yea, I know, You’re 5Kg short. 😛
Hammersteyn
July 30, 2015 at 16:27
XD
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 30, 2015 at 16:31
Damn you! 😀
HvR
July 30, 2015 at 16:18
It is Admiral-fisio, hurts but motivates him to get betterer sooner.
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 30, 2015 at 16:19
Ah, very true indead. I think I shall spam him with terrible grammar tanight.
Dutch Matrix
July 30, 2015 at 16:20
Email him a copy of Twilight and Fifty Shades of Grey…
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 30, 2015 at 16:20
But the American version then… where it’s spelled Fifty Shades of GRAY
That should do it.
Lord Chaos
July 30, 2015 at 16:16
That hurts bro…
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 30, 2015 at 16:13
“last online 10:58”
Lord Chaos
July 30, 2015 at 16:14
I think he just wants some more time playing Witcher 3.
*Get well Admiral
Hammersteyn
July 30, 2015 at 16:23
What? His EKG? O_o
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 30, 2015 at 16:25
Was on his whatsapp
Hammersteyn
July 30, 2015 at 16:27
I know 😛
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 30, 2015 at 16:31
Sorry, it’s after 4. I get slower after 4.
Hammersteyn
July 30, 2015 at 16:44
Me too. And hungry.
Hammersteyn
July 30, 2015 at 16:22
He’s going for an operation last I heard today. Trying to whatsapp him but I make so much grammar errors he ignores me
Lord Chaos
July 30, 2015 at 16:23
Sure, blame the grammar. 😛
Captain JJ Fantasticus
July 30, 2015 at 16:25
*many
#bestrongadmiral
Lord Chaos
July 30, 2015 at 16:26
I read that as beast wrong admiral. O_o
Hammersteyn
July 30, 2015 at 16:26
Exactly, I cant English much without his tutelage
DragonSpirit009
July 30, 2015 at 16:30
Going to play Warframe for the first time this weekend… A bit excited about it ^_^
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 30, 2015 at 18:25
There goes your life… 777 hours and counting. 😀
hairyknees
July 30, 2015 at 22:17
It’s a great time sink 🙂 enjoy!