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In Other News – 30 July 2015

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Thatch

I love fictional bears – they’re so fuzzy and loveable! There’s Yogi Bear, Baloo, Winnie the Pooh, Paddington Bear, Freddy Fazbear, and many more! That list is almost perfect, almost. No, Freddy is definitely not cute and cuddly, not in the slightest. He’s an asshole, and I don’t know why anybody would want to spend a night with him or any of his friends! Brb burning my house down for safety reasons.

In unrelated news: I hate all of you for subjecting me to Five Nights at Freddy’s 4.

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Here’s all the news we didn’t post today because we were too busy making sure our stuffed toys weren’t animatronics in disguise. Wait… that was just me!

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Last Updated: July 30, 2015

59 Comments

  1. I hate a thatch roof

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    • Lord Chaos

      July 30, 2015 at 16:02

      So does Nkandla… Wait…

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    • Brady miaau

      July 30, 2015 at 16:02

      I used to rent a house with one. Cats were needed on the bed, sometimes we had super big spiders, cats kept them at bay. Maybe spiders had nothing to do with thatch, but that house bred large buggers.

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      • Captain JJ Fantasticus

        July 30, 2015 at 16:04

        I think thatch does allow for the breeding of all kinds of spawn from hell.
        Besides, it’s the 21st century, we don’t need to put grass on our roofs anymore.

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        • HvR

          July 30, 2015 at 16:09

          Except if you want justify a firepool tax-deducitbable

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          • Captain JJ Fantasticus

            July 30, 2015 at 16:10

            This is true.

          • Lord Chaos

            July 30, 2015 at 16:11

            No tax deduction or spiders…

          • Captain JJ Fantasticus

            July 30, 2015 at 16:12

            Well, you can get out of jail for having a fake life-threatening illness, so I’m sure you can make spiders applicable too in this country.

          • Lord Chaos

            July 30, 2015 at 16:13

            But the question is… Do you?

          • Captain JJ Fantasticus

            July 30, 2015 at 16:14

            Do I feel lucky?
            Not particularly no.

    • hairyknees

      July 30, 2015 at 17:31

      Me too… SPIDERS FOR DAYS!

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  2. Captain JJ Fantasticus

    July 30, 2015 at 16:02

    I’m considering mailing Matty an empty box…from Freddy…and then say,
    “But there is something in there…unless it escaped!”

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  3. Alien Emperor Trevor

    July 30, 2015 at 16:04

    Firstly, I was the lone voice who said you shouldn’t be subjected to FNAF – and you doubted me. I’m HURT.

    Secondly, aw yeah new space ninja’ing update!

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    • Captain JJ Fantasticus

      July 30, 2015 at 16:05

      Lies. You silently chanted in favour of it and once everyone joined in you claimed innocent.

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      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        July 30, 2015 at 16:07

        Another doubter!

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  4. Lord Chaos

    July 30, 2015 at 16:04

    I NEED THAT FALLOUT 4 LOOT CRATE!!!!!

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  5. Dutch Matrix

    July 30, 2015 at 16:08

    Anybody know someone that can print a t-shirt like this? http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTAwMVgxMTAz/$(KGrHqZ,!i4E8VDJi4qGBPFlcREwGg~~60_35.JPG

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    • Captain JJ Fantasticus

      July 30, 2015 at 16:09

      If you can get that pic somewhere you can have it printed at quite a few places.

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    • Lord Chaos

      July 30, 2015 at 16:10

    • Hammersteyn

      July 30, 2015 at 16:10

      I didn’t know you’re a debt collector

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      • Captain JJ Fantasticus

        July 30, 2015 at 16:11

        The only debts he collects is life debts

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        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          July 30, 2015 at 16:12

          I heard he klaps himself every time his mouth writes a cheque his body can’t cash.

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          • Captain JJ Fantasticus

            July 30, 2015 at 16:12

            No wonder he’s so confused all the time.

      • Lord Chaos

        July 30, 2015 at 16:12

        He’s employed as my “legal debt collection route.”

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  6. HvR

    July 30, 2015 at 16:11

    Is there an spellchecked medical update on the Admiral?

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      July 30, 2015 at 16:11

      Was that deliberate? O_o

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      • HvR

        July 30, 2015 at 16:13

        hehehe, also concidered spelling medical with an e….. o shoot look at that.

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        • Captain JJ Fantasticus

          July 30, 2015 at 16:16

          You’re hurting my brain.

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          • Dutch Matrix

            July 30, 2015 at 16:16

            You have a brain?

          • Captain JJ Fantasticus

            July 30, 2015 at 16:17

            It was only 3kgs!

          • Dutch Matrix

            July 30, 2015 at 16:18

            Dude. Quit while you are ahead…

          • Lord Chaos

            July 30, 2015 at 16:17

            Yea, after dropping the weight on his head the only functioning one is now in his little head.

          • Captain JJ Fantasticus

            July 30, 2015 at 16:18

            I knew it was too good to be true that I was nearly through an entire week without this ;P

          • Lord Chaos

            July 30, 2015 at 16:22

            So you nearly lasted… 7 days.

          • Captain JJ Fantasticus

            July 30, 2015 at 16:24

            Wait. What?
            I’m not Rants.

          • Hammersteyn

            July 30, 2015 at 16:27

            Yeah, he would have dropped a 7KG

          • Lord Chaos

            July 30, 2015 at 16:27

            Yea, I know, You’re 5Kg short. 😛

          • Hammersteyn

            July 30, 2015 at 16:27

            XD

          • Captain JJ Fantasticus

            July 30, 2015 at 16:31

            Damn you! 😀

          • HvR

            July 30, 2015 at 16:18

            It is Admiral-fisio, hurts but motivates him to get betterer sooner.

          • Captain JJ Fantasticus

            July 30, 2015 at 16:19

            Ah, very true indead. I think I shall spam him with terrible grammar tanight.

          • Dutch Matrix

            July 30, 2015 at 16:20

            Email him a copy of Twilight and Fifty Shades of Grey…

          • Captain JJ Fantasticus

            July 30, 2015 at 16:20

            But the American version then… where it’s spelled Fifty Shades of GRAY
            That should do it.

        • Lord Chaos

          July 30, 2015 at 16:16

          That hurts bro…

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    • Captain JJ Fantasticus

      July 30, 2015 at 16:13

      “last online 10:58”

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      • Lord Chaos

        July 30, 2015 at 16:14

        I think he just wants some more time playing Witcher 3.

        *Get well Admiral

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      • Hammersteyn

        July 30, 2015 at 16:23

        What? His EKG? O_o

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        • Captain JJ Fantasticus

          July 30, 2015 at 16:25

          Was on his whatsapp

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          • Hammersteyn

            July 30, 2015 at 16:27

            I know 😛

          • Captain JJ Fantasticus

            July 30, 2015 at 16:31

            Sorry, it’s after 4. I get slower after 4.

          • Hammersteyn

            July 30, 2015 at 16:44

            Me too. And hungry.

    • Hammersteyn

      July 30, 2015 at 16:22

      He’s going for an operation last I heard today. Trying to whatsapp him but I make so much grammar errors he ignores me

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      • Lord Chaos

        July 30, 2015 at 16:23

        Sure, blame the grammar. 😛

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      • Captain JJ Fantasticus

        July 30, 2015 at 16:25

        *many
        #bestrongadmiral

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        • Lord Chaos

          July 30, 2015 at 16:26

          I read that as beast wrong admiral. O_o

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        • Hammersteyn

          July 30, 2015 at 16:26

          Exactly, I cant English much without his tutelage

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  7. DragonSpirit009

    July 30, 2015 at 16:30

    Going to play Warframe for the first time this weekend… A bit excited about it ^_^

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    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      July 30, 2015 at 18:25

      There goes your life… 777 hours and counting. 😀

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    • hairyknees

      July 30, 2015 at 22:17

      It’s a great time sink 🙂 enjoy!

      Reply

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