Dammit, I’m getting sticky again. I blame the heat though. And despite possessing an IQ that has tens of numbers in it, I still can’t find a solution to maintaining a degree of comfort while I work. Sitting in my underwear just makes me fuse with the leather chair, while rubbing baby oil on my body makes too sexy and slippery to work. Dammit, there must be a solution out there!
In Other News: Major League goes major develop, Epic shows off a citadel, Resident Evil 6 gets some original voices back, Zynga says buh bye, Bryan Singer time travels, an Entourage heads to Hollywood and DOMO!
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy wondering what a R700 hamburger tastes like.
Major League developer FPS is inevitable says CEO
Kids play Call of Duty, get raided by police
Zynga says farewell to Brian Reynolds
He made an honest game about his work and now it cost him his job
Epic Citadel tech demo now on Android
Further layoffs reported at Disney’s game division
Resident Evil 6 getting Japanese voiceover as DLC
The next Playstation Home speculation surfaces
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Guilty Pleasures – The Time Machine
Brit Marling and Zal Batmanglij talk The East, ladies, spies and anarchists
And the winners of the Bourne Legacy DVDs are…
A new look at the behind the scenes of the Superman film that never was
Entourage is headed to the big screen
Midweek Mouth Off – Musicals to our ears
Bryan Singer talks X-Men Days of future past
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