Where the hell are you guys? I swear, it’s like there’s a long weekend on something. I’m all on my own again, as the rest of the gang had to attend some sort of emergency meeting, which they told me is near a luxury resort and spa.
Oh well, at least with them out of the office, I could sit around in my underwear playing Kingdom Rush. Waitaminute, I do that even when they’re here…
In Other News: Guild Wars 2 has an arrow in its knee, Trials Evolution is all about the pleasure,Bastion goes Mac and we take a good long look at a certain super-hero film.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post, because I was busy fighting off an invasion of renegade tumbleweeds.
Fans dish out one star reviews to author who claims that Assassin’s Creed stole from him
Trials Evolution success down to pleasure over pain, says Red Lynx
Bastion arrives on Mac today
Rumour: Metroid on Wii U will run on the Unreal Engine
Guild Wars 2 likes its Skyrim memes
Across the Networks
Monday Box Office Report – Thinking like a man is best, Pirates are a close second
Chloe Moretz talks about how Carrie will be more Black Swan in nature
Bye Bye Lebeouf, Paramount Executives confirm that Shia is out of Transformers 4
First look at Jamie Foxx, Christoph Waltz and Leonardo Dicaprio in Django Unchained
We Review The Avengers – A Hulk smash of a blockbuster!
The sexiest electric motorcycle ever created
The lost years of Ben Kenobi looks like the replica that I have been searching for
Model: Susan Coffey
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Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.