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In Other News – 30 April 2012 Edition 
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Darryn Bonthuys
April 30, 2012 at 4:00 pm

Susan Coffey

Where the hell are you guys? I swear, it’s like there’s a long weekend on something. I’m all on my own again, as the rest of the gang had to attend some sort of emergency meeting, which they told me is near a luxury resort and spa.

Oh well, at least with them out of the office, I could sit around in my underwear playing Kingdom Rush. Waitaminute, I do that even when they’re here…

In Other News: Guild Wars 2 has an arrow in its knee, Trials Evolution is all about the pleasure,Bastion goes Mac and we take a good long look at a certain super-hero film.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post, because I was busy fighting off an invasion of renegade tumbleweeds.

News

Fans dish out one star reviews to author who claims that Assassin’s Creed stole from him
Trials Evolution success down to pleasure over pain, says Red Lynx
Bastion arrives on Mac today
Rumour: Metroid on Wii U will run on the Unreal Engine
Guild Wars 2 likes its Skyrim memes

Stuff

Designing the next Star Wars fighting game
Ten essential titles for indie iOS players
Five good reasons as to why video games are not art

Videos

TERA – Exclusive Launch Trailer
Metal Gear Rising – Make it right trailer
Hybrid – Beta Jet Pack Gameplay Trailer

Across the Networks

Monday Box Office Report – Thinking like a man is best, Pirates are a close second
Chloe Moretz talks about how Carrie will be more Black Swan in nature
Bye Bye Lebeouf, Paramount Executives confirm that Shia is out of Transformers 4
First look at Jamie Foxx, Christoph Waltz and Leonardo Dicaprio in Django Unchained
We Review The Avengers – A Hulk smash of a blockbuster!
The sexiest electric motorcycle ever created
The lost years of Ben Kenobi looks like the replica that I have been searching for

Model: Susan Coffey

Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now.So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.