It has been a bit of a bad day; I’ve typo’d more today than I ever have – Gavin’s away on a super secret mission, Darryn’s been out of commission, blaming a lack of electricity in PE (the bigger surprise being that there was ever power there in the first place). It’s left me stuck in the virtual office with Zoe, Victor and Stephen – so excuse me, and most humble apologies if I’ve been a bit grumpy today. You’d be grumpy if you were left with them for company too.
In Other News: Xbox isn’t boned yet, League of Legends is a big thing, get virtually real with your Android, and screw you guys, I’m going home.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy being defensive in the comments. Sorry about that.
News
Xbox one situation not dire or dramatic
Greenlight sees 100 new titles approved for Steam
Assassin’s creed IV DLC is exclusive to PlayStation
Sony removed street dates from all of their PS4 launch titles
Don’t expect Titanfall 2 to be a Microsoft exclusive
Sid Meier’s Ace Patrol: Pacific Skied land on Steam, iOS next week
League of Legends events rival Super Bowl, Oscars on Reddit
Stuff
Lighter Oculus Rift coming to Android
That’s a neat party trick Dualshock 4
Nintendo Q2 financials: 300k Wii U consoles sold in quarter, software up
GTAV’s iFruit app hits Android
Videos
Batman: Arkham Origins How to battle the Bat
The walking dead season two debut teaser
Pac man and the ghostly adventures launch trailer
Gizmos and gadgets
The Movies
There’s something going on in this trailer for Mindscape
This first trailer for X-men: Days of future past needs your hope
Midweek mouth-off: Your Halloween picks
Model: Homegrown Tanit Phoenix
Last Updated: October 30, 2013
Admiral Chief Ninja
October 30, 2013 at 16:00
THOSE EYES
Lardus-Resident Perve
October 30, 2013 at 16:01
There are eyes in the picture? Oh wow, they are nice! 😛
Admiral Chief Ninja
October 30, 2013 at 16:02
I can truly say I saw them first, genugtig!
Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)
October 30, 2013 at 16:10
Ja nee, dit is daai tipe oë wat jou aandag eerste trek bo alles, en dan, BOOBS!!!
Rincethis
October 30, 2013 at 18:25
Heheh, there you are 😉 How is NBA treating you? OVG not sharing the love as he is offline.
Lardus-Resident Perve
October 30, 2013 at 21:20
Unplugged my interweb so that I can play an offline career with skill-points rather than VC. Made a point guard, but my shooting is not lekker yet. That “social media” is irritating as well. “0 assists you cost us the game” – not my fault that NOBODY in my team can donnerswil shoot! Frustrating, but I am learning.
Lardus-Resident Perve
October 31, 2013 at 09:40
How does the LB play calling work? It marks the players, gives me option, but how do I execute? I also have no idea what the hell those play-options mean lol
Rincethis
October 31, 2013 at 09:45
I think you get different buttons above each of your marked players heads. So hit x for this one, o for that.
Lardus-Resident Perve
October 31, 2013 at 10:22
Did that, nothing happens 🙁 Guess I need to spend VC or skill points on the “legend training” pfff
Rincethis
October 31, 2013 at 10:32
Youtube? You regretting buying it?
Lardus-Resident Perve
October 31, 2013 at 10:45
Will have to youtube it tonight. Not regretting it. I like the career mode. Just a bit of a challenge since all I know of NBA is There are teams, there are players, there is a ball, there are nets, you dribble the ball and try to get it into the nets 😛
Those unexplained terms they use everywhere in the game are just a bit much.
Rincethis
October 31, 2013 at 11:03
Positional Playcall
X360=LB| then press teammate’s action button; choose play from menu
Rincethis
October 31, 2013 at 11:07
Here you go man. Slow day in the office so thought I’d help you out. File is safe, just saved to my skydrive http://sdrv.ms/1aftL1b
Lardus-Resident Perve
October 31, 2013 at 11:31
Thank you very much. Need to practice that so my performance can improve and I can get assists!
John's (JJ's) grand endeavour
October 30, 2013 at 16:15
*dem eyes
Admiral Chief Ninja
October 30, 2013 at 16:16
*dose
Ultimo_Cleric N7
October 30, 2013 at 16:22
I have seen her in RL, and she is just as pretty.
Lardus-Resident Perve
October 30, 2013 at 16:01
Wel, die cleavage is mooi.
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
October 30, 2013 at 16:06
You’ve been defensive? Guess I missed out on a lot today.
Alien Emperor Trevor
October 30, 2013 at 16:09
Someone give Geoff a hug, STAT!
Admiral Chief Ninja
October 30, 2013 at 16:16
[Admiral Chief rolls for Bro-Hug. Rolls 20. Sir Geoffus Maximus receives Bro-Hug. Effectiveness pending…]
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
October 30, 2013 at 16:19
Dude, that was very sweet of you
John's (JJ's) grand endeavour
October 30, 2013 at 16:22
Achievement unlocked: Bromance.
Unavengedavo(aka. IceCreamMan)
October 30, 2013 at 21:39
As long as you remember the rules…
Anon A Mouse
October 30, 2013 at 16:17
Geoff everyone is entitled to a few bad days. No need to apologize for that. Besides if that’s you being defensive then your still a little puppy of a dragon.
Umar heartless
October 30, 2013 at 16:32
Just made it out of town..I live to see boobies again
Rincethis
October 30, 2013 at 18:25
Me too bro, what a cluster fluck. Lovely people in the ruling party…
Captain GUZ
October 30, 2013 at 16:37
Great pillows
HvR
October 30, 2013 at 16:43
Geoff I think you should just exclude all the trolls that were rude to you from the Assassin’s Creed competition.
Blackhawk
October 30, 2013 at 16:58
Now that’s a home-grown hottie! And it isn’t even Thursday yet!
Brian Murphy
October 30, 2013 at 19:28
Beautiful, just beautiful.
Devourer of Small Bunnies
October 31, 2013 at 09:19
Good ION at least. Tanit is actually a pretty rad chick IRL