In Other News – 29 January 2013
I have decided to take over the world, seeing as how my attempts to rig an election have done nothing but cost the Lazygamer crew billions in wasted expenditure. Now, in order to get the ball rolling on this, I’m going to need several thousand henchmen to don tight-fitting leotards and helmets which greatly obscure their peripheral vision. On the plus side, you’ll get a great medical scheme, which pays out triple to family members should be hideously maimed in such a way that cremation is the only viable option for your burial. Who’s with me?
In Other News: Some ideas for Dark Souls, DICE takes a bite out of Apple, Ace Combat flies into the PC Master-race danger zone, a dream handheld console for emulators, Paul Giamattie feels horny, Disney cancels a clone war in 3D and Rebellion is somehow still in business.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy designing a 50 Shades of Grey video game.
Final Fantasy 14 A realm rebonr shows race makeovers
It’s not made by Sony or Nintendo, but this handheld system looks promising
Three new Metal Gear Rising trailers pop up
Let me guess what these new Mass Effect 3 screenshots tease
Ouya’s Create Jam yields more than 150 games in 10 days
Ace Combat Assault Horizon finally takes off on PC
Rebellion teases a February reveal for a 200AD related PC title
DICE aims to bring Frostbite 2.0 Engine to Mac
Across the Network
Competition Reminder – Win a Bourne Legacy DVD with Nu Metro
Win some double tickets with Ster Kinekor and Django Unchained
Man of Steel will determine if a Justice League movie is made or not
Disney postpones a 3D clone war and Sith revenge plot in Star Wars Episodes 2 and 3
David Goyer write Man of Steel as if it was real, not a comic book movie
The first cut of the Evil Dead may be a tad too violent
We Review Wreck-It Ralph – A sweet, smart and funny treat for gamers and non-gamers alike
Paul Giamatti could get a little horny as the Rhino in the Amazing Spider-Man 2
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Paul Verhoeven talk about the Legend of Conan
Model: Fiona Erdmann