Man, for some reason I am feeling creatively tapped out today. I’m freakin’ struggling here. I mean, I can’t even come up with a decent “Your Mom” joke. It’s almost as if I had to work a FIVE day week.
In Other News: Head back to ‘nam maaaaaaaan, Shadowrun arrives in time for April, EA is on a charm offensive and listen to some groovy German tunes in Wolfenstein.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy looking for inspiration at the bottom of a barrel.
Air Conflicts Vietnam: Ultimate Edition is PS4 exclusive, releasing Q2
Humble Weekly Sale pays tribute to open source games, charities
Halo 2 Anniversary – I think the multiplayer would be fantastic, Spencer says
Shadowrun Online infiltrates early access on March 31
Oculus Rift didn’t expect Facebook deal response to be so negative
Groove to the sounds of German pop while you play Wolfenstein
EA offering free games in charm offensive
Project Cars is one of the first games to support Project Morpheus
Flappy Bird’s swift nosedive serves to illustrate the dangers of participatory online culture
The trouble with writing believable female videogame characters
Mike Tyson finally meets Street Fighter, punches dudes
One of the only things that Mirror’s Edge and World War Z have in common
What’s on at The Movies
It all ends in this trailer for Phantasm V: Ravager
Frank Darabont dismisses Indiana Jones reboot rumours
Director Gareth Evans talks The Raid 2: Berandal
Community may get its six seasons, and a movie
Movies Out Today – Cap, Kermit and corners
We Review Four Corners – Looks and feels pretty, pit about the overburdened narrative
Heroes are created in this first trailer for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Model: Georgia Harris
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Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.