I’m not here right now. In fact, I should be exiting the theatre right now, after having gone to go see Man of Steel. And will have most likely paid a high price for having done so. Because stale movie popcorn ain’t cheap yo. At least the rest of the gang won’t notice my disappearance. I left a…double in my office chair.
In Other News: Half a million blood dragons are wild, new deets for Drakenguard, Double Fine has filled their Massive Chalice and watch Sylvestor Stallone punch like a vegetarian.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because Geoff was too busy promoting my inanimate decoy for a thousandfold increase in work quality.
Drakenguard 3 gets new character and plot details
Former King of FIghters devs seek funding for an original 2D fighting game
Just Dance 2014 new modes detailed
Double Fine’s Massive Chalice finishes Kickstarter campaign with $1.2 million
Kingdom Hearts HD graphics rebuilt from the ground up
Frequent Mario Bros releases aren’t excessive says Nintendo exec
Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon sold 500 000 copies
Furious Fez creator hits out at Microsoft in Twitter rant
The Last of Us climatic moments could have been very different
Capcom’s greatest contributions to gaming over the last 30 years
The evolution of the minifig
Awful game features (Done in the name of realism)
What’s on at The Movies
Zack Snyder talks Man of Steel sequel ideas
The next Terminator film gets a release date, will be the first of a new trilogy
Sly Stallone punches like a vegetarian in this first trailer for Escape Plan
Friday Fright Club – Fright Night 2011
Movies out today – Man of steel yourself!
We Review White House Down – Dumb fun, emphasis on the dumb
First official images for The Counsellor, plus read an excerpt from Cormac McCarthy’s script
Model: Nicci Pisarri
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