Ladies and gentlemen, we are down another month. After a month of careful planning, SEAL team March executed a raid on the not-a-compound of the heinous organisation known as February, and succeeded in apprehending all 28 members. We got ‘em!
In Other News: Snipe some zombies, Light up your PS Vita, bring a patch some retribution and prepare for a bizarre adventure.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy being distracted by Nick’s damn Twitter game. Also, please complete this short survey.
Sniper Elite: Zombie Army coming to consoles with new content
Battlefield 4 Naval Strike DLC out in late March
Sega slashes profit projection by 36% due to slow arcade industry
Mario Kart 8 screens spotlight new courses
Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure hits Europe on April 25
Teslagrad lights up PS Vita this summer
Nosgoth goes into closed beta today
Blacklight Retribution patch adds new game modes today
The three lights that defined a decade of Ubisoft stealth games: Splinter Cell’s Trident Goggles
Tim Schafer on puzzles, poop jokes and returning to point-and-click with Broken Age
Metal Gear Solid V just got real
GTA looks marvellous in black and white
What’s on at The Movies:
This new trailer for Sabotage will make some enemies
Terry Gilliam’s Watchmen would have had a very different ending
Jeff Goldblum will be back in Independence Day 2, but not Jurassic World
We’re doing a sequel in this musical trailer for Muppets: Most Wanted
Movies Out Today – All about the Oscar nominees and true stories
Warner Bros is building a live action Minecraft movie
Here’s your first look at Sin City: A Dame to Kill For
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Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.