In Other News – 28 February 2014

Audrey Andelise

Ladies and gentlemen, we are down another month. After a month of careful planning, SEAL team March executed a raid on the not-a-compound of the heinous organisation known as February, and succeeded in apprehending all 28 members. We got ‘em!

In Other News: Snipe some zombies, Light up your PS Vita, bring a patch some retribution and prepare for a bizarre adventure.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy being distracted by Nick’s damn Twitter game. Also, please complete this short survey. 

News

Sniper Elite: Zombie Army coming to consoles with new content
Battlefield 4 Naval Strike DLC out in late March
Sega slashes profit projection by 36% due to slow arcade industry
Mario Kart 8 screens spotlight new courses
Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure hits Europe on April 25
Teslagrad lights up PS Vita this summer
Nosgoth goes into closed beta today
Blacklight Retribution patch adds new game modes today

Stuff

The three lights that defined a decade of Ubisoft stealth games: Splinter Cell’s Trident Goggles
Tim Schafer on puzzles, poop jokes and returning to point-and-click with Broken Age
Metal Gear Solid V just got real
GTA looks marvellous in black and white

Videos

Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2 – Vampiric abilities trailer
Payday 2 – Death wish trailer
Infinite Crisis – Champion Profile: Green Arrow

What’s on at The Movies:

This new trailer for Sabotage will make some enemies
Terry Gilliam’s Watchmen would have had a very different ending
Jeff Goldblum will be back in Independence Day 2, but not Jurassic World
We’re doing a sequel in this musical trailer for Muppets: Most Wanted
Movies Out Today – All about the Oscar nominees and true stories
Warner Bros is building a live action Minecraft movie
Here’s your first look at Sin City: A Dame to Kill For

Model:

Author:Darryn Bonthuys

Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.
  • Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)

    I sense that this header image has been photoshoped… But it’s not my worries as this is also a sign that I can go home now :D

    Enjoy your weekend guys and remember to watch out for traps…
    http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a5d2gZg_460sa.gif

    • Hammersteyn

      Yeah, you forgot this.

      • Mossel

        I need to go to Makro and buy myself two crates of that.

    • Mossel

      ?_?

      • Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)

        Daar is geen mossel daar nie *runs*

        • General JJ the annihilator

          Daar is wel twee pêrels

          • Mossel

            Of n seeslang.

        • Hammersteyn

          Ever seen how far a mossel can stick his tongue out

          • HvR

            Is that what “she” said?

          • Hammersteyn

            She being the girl above with the skirt? Definitely

    • oVg PAYNE

      • Hammersteyn

        What do you mean don’t move, I’d be out there so fast the only thing I’d leave behind is a brown trail

    • RinceandGATHERTroops!

      NOT AGAIN!

      • Hammersteyn

        What? It’s happened to you before?

        • RinceandGATHERTroops!

          That GIF has… @Unavengedavo:disqus plants these things then flees!

          • Hammersteyn

            Sure…… gif………

          • RinceandGATHERTroops!

            I tell true!

      • Unavengedavo(aka. Bilbo)

        Enjoy your weekend ;)

        • RinceandGATHERTroops!

          How can I now?! You too buddy;) Stay safe.

  • Hammersteyn

    Model: Audrey Andelise for those who didn’t mouse hover over the header. Isn’t that right Darryn? Also I just cast my vote, was a easy choice :P

    • VampyreSquirrel

      Thanks sir

  • Hammersteyn

    Looking at the votes thus far it seems we have a lot of Colin supporters

    • RinceandGATHERTroops!

      Hahah!

    • Kensei Seraph

      But what if it’s Colin voting multiple times?

      • Hammersteyn

        Hehehehe

  • RinceandGATHERTroops!

    That vote thing is going to make someone (cough, GAVIN) cry… Then he’ll be asking for money for counselling… Too soon? Trololo

    • http://www.lazygamer.net Gavin Mannion

      lol nothing wrong with being an asshole as long as you’re right… wait that’s maybe why I’m winning this survey :)

      • RinceandGATHERTroops!

        As you said, a winners a winner ;) Have a good weekend matey, and keep up the awesome work.

      • oVg PAYNE

        :P

    • Hammersteyn

      I’m just wondering why people think Zoe is a bigger asshole then Stephen. He’s an Aussie for crying out loud!

      • RinceandGATHERTroops!

        In the words of the Mexican who sat on a cacti… OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH!

      • Her Highness the Hipster

        INORITE?! also, i’m still the smallest asshole. i’m just soooo nice. or the other guys are just really assholes :P

        • Hammersteyn

          Well Gavin kinda admitted to being one. Hence I think that’s why he leads the pack. Or maybe family members of the staff is voting against the boss?

          Smallest asshole? I would have thought you’re a bit taller the Samwise. I need to move the a proper city so I can finally meet everyone including the readers at one of those social events.

  • Bob the Zealot

    Hey guys, I have 3 ESO beta keys I can give away. First 3 to reply can get them.

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