I honestly have no idea what to write here today. So I’m going to tell you how to put some Bovril on your toast. First, toast some bread. Then get the Bovril. Stick a knife in the Bovril. Stick the knife in your face. Enjoy toast. No wait, crap, that’s not how you do it. Uh, give me a moment here I seem to have a knife stuck in my face…
In Other News: Everybody delays Rayman, TetraPulse is going to sap your health, Bethesda is against paying extra and IMAX returns to South Africa.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy dusting off my old Body Beat tapes so that I could get back into shape.
Rayman Legends Vita delayed to September
TetraPulse uses health as ammo, punishes players that go solo
Final Fantasy 14 sales halted until servers can be expanded
Bethesda pushing against Xbox Live fees for Elder Scrolls
Flight Combat game Strike Vector coming in 2014
Nintendo forecasts 5 million 3DS sales in Japan in 2013
Telltale’s Walking Dead shuffles to Ouya
White Xbox One could hit retail in future
What’s on at The Movies
The Avengers unused scenes reveal a more Waspy climax
IMAX finally returns to South Africa
Chris Carter talks X Files 3
Midweek Mouth Off – The man who would be Batman
It’s a media blowout with these new clips, posters and images for The Family
Every day is day one in this new trailer for Thanks for sharing
Model: Honda CBR 1000…And erm, Sandy.