What up my homies? It is I, your glorious leader, here to lead you into battle against the legion of angry old ladies at the post office. The plan is shockingly simple. I’ll send wave after wave of you to die in glorious combat until the geezers finally give in to old age, then move on up from the rear and claim all the glory for myself! Nothing can possibly go wrong with Operation Human Meat Shield!
In Other News: Infinite Crises gets some SHAZAM!, Bungie wants to take their Destiny to PC, Space Channel 5 might be back on the air and the Xbox One has plenty of cloud clout.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy trying to get rid of some instant curry noodles.
News
Infinite Crisis reveals a marvellous champion
Xbox One cloud provides CPU and storage capacity of three consoles
Conker’s Bad Fur Day creator working on Wii U project
Bungie is keen on bringing Destiny to PC
The Xbox One will be region locked
Space Channel 5 Twitter fires into life
Sucker Punch scans random faces for crowds in Infamous Second Son
Square Enix – Long development times are dishonest and unprofitable
Stuff
Halo Reach sure was pretty before the Covenant blew everything up
Time Extend: God Hand
Molyneux’s Curiosity summed up in five panels
Unlearning to share: The industry hatred of human nature
Videos
Shin Megami Tensei IV – The samurai way trailer
Sniper Elite V2 – Wii U trailer
Pop Facts – The Legend of Zelda
What’s on at The Movies
Check out a will to win in this new trailer for Rush
Go pedal to the metal in this new trailer and character posters for Turbo
Cinophile – The Prophecy
Monday Box Office Report – Get fast, get drunk, get epic
Expect a more visually interesting combination of Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch in Avengers 2
Meet the herd in this trailer for Walking with Dinosaurs: The Movie
So some people have seen World War Z, here’s what they think
Ride off to somewhere far away with this trailer for Ain’t them bodies saints
Model: Sasha Cane
Last Updated: May 27, 2013
Lardus
May 27, 2013 at 16:07
That’s not Sasha Gr…oh wait – Cane. My mistake 😉
Lardus
May 27, 2013 at 16:10
Oooh, some NSFW images on page 2 of Google search. And lots on freeones to check out later. Thanks D-man!
Admiral Chief Commander
May 27, 2013 at 16:15
no offense dude, but i can really do without the mental image of you “checking out” images later…
O_O
Lardus
May 27, 2013 at 16:20
You have me figured all wrong sir – I only look to appreciate, nothing else!
Rince an repeat
May 27, 2013 at 16:32
Hahahahahaha!
Andre116
May 27, 2013 at 16:39
Won’t be a mental image for much longer. Soon Xbox One will be sending pictures of that around to all your friends.
Lardus
May 27, 2013 at 16:44
Ha! I am forever alone, so no friends for XBone to send that to!
Admiral Chief Commander
May 28, 2013 at 09:38
one more reason not to get onebox
mancera
May 27, 2013 at 16:26
yeah, darryn didn’t warn on the nsfw google images search
HvR
May 27, 2013 at 16:46
isn’t it a bit concerning that Darryn is your porn filter….
mancera
May 27, 2013 at 16:47
that should be worrying
Andre116
May 27, 2013 at 16:16
Saw a picture of her phone once.
Exalted Overlord Geoffrey Tim
May 27, 2013 at 16:19
LAWL.
Sir Rants-a-Lot Llew
May 27, 2013 at 17:35
Hahahahaha
mancera
May 27, 2013 at 16:09
darryn, you need to make a devilish plan to get zoe onto the ion. get gavin and geoff to help if required! hehe
Umar No Shana
May 27, 2013 at 16:09
Shin Megami Tensei!!!!!!!!!
Rince an repeat
May 27, 2013 at 16:13
Darksiders is MINE!
Umar No Shana
May 27, 2013 at 16:21
I think we need to take this into the real world and fight this thing out …… on the dancefloor!!
Andre116
May 27, 2013 at 16:23
@umarbastra:disqus@33d7b24b342dc12fe240268c0c603d61:disqus
Ooooh…dance off! Shit just got real!
Rince an repeat
May 27, 2013 at 16:26
Bussting da moves! Now!
Anon A Mouse
May 27, 2013 at 16:25
Yes a Star Wars Dance off…. Fo Shizzle
Rince an repeat
May 27, 2013 at 16:25
Bring it! Busting the ‘this is how big it is’ move!
HvR
May 27, 2013 at 16:37
Remember your dance boots..
Gavin Mannion
May 27, 2013 at 17:56
NO.. do not post that crap on here…
Admiral Chief Commander
May 27, 2013 at 16:13
so darryn wants to take the angry old ladies from behind?
in a weird way, that sorta makes sense…
also, i need to go wash my eyeballs and bleach my brain
Anon A Mouse
May 27, 2013 at 16:26
Susan Boyle to complete your mental pic for you…
Admiral Chief Commander
May 27, 2013 at 16:13
i don’t see the middle string…..that means…. O_O
mancera
May 27, 2013 at 16:17
it’s there, just hidden
hidden g-string, crouching erwin (edit: better?)
Admiral Chief Commander
May 27, 2013 at 16:18
unless i see different angle, i rest my case
Admiral Chief Commander
May 27, 2013 at 16:18
also, if you are trolling with the extra n’s, you are missing one 😉
mancera
May 27, 2013 at 16:19
better?
Anon A Mouse
May 27, 2013 at 16:28
Why do you think she has that smile on her face?
mancera
May 27, 2013 at 16:15
region locked xbone… death to the infidels!
Fnuik
May 27, 2013 at 16:34
Totally off topic but just wondered what would happen if I connected a PS4 to the xbone using the hdmi input? Will I be able to navigate the xmb using the kinect? Or play ps4 games using the xbone controller? Will the kinect spy on me playing ps4 games trough the xbone?
mancera
May 27, 2013 at 16:49
it’ll probably work for 24 hours, then your xbone will do its’ daily connection to the net and download a patch to stop you from playing ps4 games through it and give you an error ending in #illuminati
HvR
May 27, 2013 at 16:51
or the force-feedback trigger flips back at full force breaking your finger…
Gavin Mannion
May 27, 2013 at 17:54
GENIUS…