Oh yeah, you came here expecting to see some eye candy, didn’t ya? Instead, we have the South African Highlander himself, Riaan Cruywagen, gracing our front page today. After 37 years of work, the Cruy one is finally hanging up his microphone and retiring to some well earned rest, watching the news instead of reporting it for once. And he’s earned it. Thanks for the memories Cruy Cruy! You’ll always be the best Haas Daas ever!
In Other News: Shadowrun runs late, Halo 4 slips some DLC, the Wii gets a mini, Football Manager beats (Not Orlando) Pirates, Tom Cruise visits sunny London and Susan Boyle is getting the movie treatment.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy practicing my Wingardium Leviiiioooossaaaaaaaaa spell. Leviosaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…
Is Darryn still around? No? Ok…guys, you MUST, MUST go here: http://www.brendathemovie.com and watch the trailer.
It’s a heart-wrenching tale of a mentally-challenged hooker with a heart of gold. Essentially, Darryn’s life story. And her name is Brenda. You can’t make this stuff up. Except for the fact that it’s made up.
IT’S MY BURGIMA!
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Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.