What’s that? Another public holiday tomorrow? Well, I’m not complaining. Although I probably will be doing other stuff. We’re nearing the end of our golden month, with the last string of holidays around the corner, and afterwards, it’s pure pedal to the metal work, 8 days a week.
At least that’s what the guys tell me, as apparently we’re orbiting the sun a little longer this year. While I run in a giant hamster-wheel, in order to generate more electricity to keep the site running, have a gander at our Homegrown Hottie, Lauren Barnard.
A Kempton Park girl, she digs nights out on the town, a good session at the gym and is long overdue for a skinny-dipping session. Read more about her here.
In Other News: A certain lounge lizard coughs up some cash, an unlikely duo are delayed and will soon see the return of the electric man?
Here’s the news that we didn’t post, because the new Kingdom Rush update made me late for my screening of the Avengers.Yay! In 3D! BOOOOO!
This week on Lazygamer
Why Trials Evolution may be the greatest sequel ever made
Fez Review – Hyperbole? Hypercube!
Incredible Connection is having a massive sale right now!
Hands on with Sleeping Dogs
Diablo 3 Midnight launches – Where, when and awesome!
The Witcher 2 Review – A medieval world full of monsters, smut and anachronistic speech
Win a copy of Max Payne 3 and help us grind G3ar
Ghost Recon Future Soldier Multiplayer Beta Impressions
Wargame European Escalation Review – Bombed into oblivion
Hands on with Dragons Dogma – Elder Souls
Binned – Starcraft Ghost
Dungeon Hunter Alliance Review – Ther is more than one cave!
Snuggle upto this amazing Super Mario Blanket
Monday Morning Question – Taps in games
An early hands-on with Rocksmith
WWE Games Community Manager leaves THQ
Leisure Suit Larry hits its Kickstarter goal
Left 4 Dead 2 update blocks the latest exploits in maps
Skyrim realistic overhaul patch 1.3 released
Cryptic Studios accounts have been hacked
Don’t be surprised if Sony announces Infamous 3 soon
Ratchet and Clank HD trilogy delayed
Across the Networks
It’s all dinosaurs and mind games as Pixar reveals even more future plans
Theatres might soon allow texting during movies
Feast your eyes on these new mentally scarring pictures for Men In Black 3
Mondo reveals their full Avengers poster series, and it’s Geektastic!
Disneys’ Wreck it Ralph will feature cameos from numerous video games
Lars von Triers’ Nymphomaniac is going to be released as four separate films – Oh, and it’s a porno
Movies out today – Time to squee with the Avengers
The adventure begins, in this new behind the scenes featurette for Prometheus
This is the chip that will power the Samsung Galaxy III
What’s your most regretted technology purchase?
Textercuffs, the sexiest way to stop yourself SMSing
The Wall-E case mod will melt even the most liquid-cooled of hearts
This massively mad camera lens can be yours for $160 000
Model: Lauren Barnard
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