There’s a reason why I’m wearing a leather overcoat in summer weather, aiming a laser pointer at everyone and refusing to acknowledge that the public telephone box is in fact smaller on the inside. It may also have something to do with my Doctor Who fandom getting out of control, thanks to the events of Saturday night.
In Other News: The art of game guns, Pokemon bundles up, FIFA 14 crashes, Saint Seiya burns its cosmos and oh Schucks, another Leon Schuster movie.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy travelling forward in time at the speed of one second per second.
News
Pokémon X and Y 2DS bundles spotted in Europe
UK Charts – Xbox One release boosts FIFA 14
Square Enix trademarks may mean new Dragon Quest localisations
Battlefield 4 Double XP Weekend planned as compensation for outages
FIFA 14 crash reported on Xbox One
Terraria to burrow into the Vita in early December
Saint Seiya Brave Soldiers hits PS3 November 26
Disney Infinity to add Wreck-It Ralph, Tangled and Frozen characters
Stuff
Yes, you can design video game weapons for a living
Retrospective – Jet Set Radio Future
What the PS4 and Xbox One look like to a Predator
Technology equals engagement – It’s not that simple
Videos
MXGP – Desalle trailer
Ben 10 Omniverse 2 – Launch trailer
Forsake World- Dysil’s Wrath trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Cinophile – Top Secret
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire – So what did you think?
Leaked storyboards for the Amazing Spider-Man 2 show off a huge spoiler
We Review The Day of the Doctor – A timey wimey celebration of past, present and future
Monday Box Office Report – Catch a fire and burn those November records
MGM is going for the throat with a Road House remake
This trailer for Nymphomaniac is about as not safe for work as it gets
We Review Schucks: Your country needs you – A return to pure candid camera comedy that makes Leon Schuster acknowledge he’s past his prime
Model: Paige Phillips
Last Updated: November 25, 2013
Ultimo_Cleric N7
November 25, 2013 at 16:02
hello Paige Phillips!
Lardus-Resident Perve
November 25, 2013 at 16:03
She looks quite lovely…and the couch has made a return!
GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness
November 25, 2013 at 16:22
Liewe Kinders…. nom nom nom
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
November 25, 2013 at 16:23
Just a pitty that she needs to ask her plastic surgeon for a refund, because her nipples look like this…
Hammersteyn
November 25, 2013 at 16:25
Hairy?
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
November 25, 2013 at 16:26
Do you have some weird fetish for hairy nipples?
Hammersteyn
November 25, 2013 at 16:28
LOL! You posted a pic with hair.
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
November 25, 2013 at 16:30
I was implying that her nipples are pointing outward similar to the person’s eyes, and all you noticed was the hair. Which would indicate that you have some weird fetish for hairy nipples as that was the first(and only) thing you noticed…
Lardus-Resident Perve
November 25, 2013 at 16:31
Nipples pointing outward are still edible 😛
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
November 25, 2013 at 16:32
Not arguing with that fact… They are just weird pointing that way :O
TiMsTeR1033
November 25, 2013 at 16:34
They point to the sun!
Hammersteyn
November 25, 2013 at 17:06
I’m just trolling 😉
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
November 26, 2013 at 09:16
Lol, noted… But it is way more fun pointing out your hairy nipple fetish 😛
Hammersteyn
November 26, 2013 at 09:19
hehe
Lardus-Resident Perve
November 25, 2013 at 16:30
No they do not! They look delicious – I just checked on my phone!!
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
November 25, 2013 at 16:05
Another Leon Schuster movie?
Ag no man.
At least it’s not made by EA though.
Lardus-Resident Perve
November 25, 2013 at 16:16
Stopped watching his movies ages ago. Last good ones for me was “Zulu on my stoep” and “Here comes UNTAG”. After that came a few crap ones and I just stopped.
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
November 25, 2013 at 16:18
Agreed.
Hammersteyn
November 25, 2013 at 16:18
Agreed, he went full COD (instead of full retard)
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
November 25, 2013 at 16:20
Sies. Poor COD players. They’re sitting there now, staring at their screens. Wondering what those funny characters would’ve meant, if only they could read.
Hammersteyn
November 25, 2013 at 16:20
Bwahahaha
Lardus-Resident Perve
November 25, 2013 at 16:21
Laughing my ass off at both of you!! Almost as funny as in UNTAG “We are strong – ons is Kak”!!
TiMsTeR1033
November 25, 2013 at 16:34
Well atleast his movies have paid for his hair implants by the looks of it.
FoxOneZA
November 25, 2013 at 16:05
The proportions are off somewhere 😕
Weanerdog
November 25, 2013 at 16:22
Big Ben is just a picture on a cushion.
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
November 25, 2013 at 16:22
That’s NOT what she said.
Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith
November 25, 2013 at 16:36
Yeah, that couch doesn’t look right
TiMsTeR1033
November 25, 2013 at 16:38
The cameraman was hiding his manhood, give the guy a break!
Hammersteyn
November 25, 2013 at 16:11
So should I “Paige” her?
RyseandRepeat
November 25, 2013 at 16:19
Boom? 0-O
RyseandRepeat
November 25, 2013 at 16:19
Dr Who!
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
November 25, 2013 at 16:19
Dr Who?
RyseandRepeat
November 25, 2013 at 16:21
Who? Who? What are you, a fucking owl?!
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
November 25, 2013 at 16:22
Hehehe
Weanerdog
November 25, 2013 at 16:25
John’s just distracted by the hooters
RyseandRepeat
November 25, 2013 at 16:26
Bwahahaha
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
November 25, 2013 at 16:33
Hey!
And no thanks. Not for me.
RyseandRepeat
November 25, 2013 at 16:35
Nor me!
Weanerdog
November 25, 2013 at 18:38
You don’t like hooters o_0
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
November 25, 2013 at 16:34
Lol, This remind me of a joke…
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
The
The Who?
Yeaaaahhhh!!!
TiMsTeR1033
November 25, 2013 at 16:35
*shakes head*
RyseandRepeat
November 25, 2013 at 16:36
Also shakes head 🙂
TiMsTeR1033
November 25, 2013 at 16:36
everytime I look at my avatar I scare myself hahaha
Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith
November 25, 2013 at 16:37
That’s sad
TiMsTeR1033
November 25, 2013 at 16:38
Tell me if this is not just creepy.. edited myself
Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith
November 25, 2013 at 16:40
It looks freaking awesome… not creepy.
That’s my fav Cheshire Cat
TiMsTeR1033
November 25, 2013 at 16:41
If i saw that at night, there would be a strong smell in the air very quickly..
Weanerdog
November 25, 2013 at 18:40
It is a bit freaky but in a good way
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
November 25, 2013 at 16:37
Secondly, I did not know you and Timmy where that close of friends… :O
RyseandRepeat
November 25, 2013 at 16:38
When it comes to the man who has given me a complex about ice cream FRIENDS FOEVA!
TiMsTeR1033
November 25, 2013 at 16:39
AMEN!
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
November 25, 2013 at 16:39
Lol, the definition of a good friend is some one who goes into town and gets two blowjobs, then comes back and gives you one 😛
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
November 25, 2013 at 16:40
I think I just shivered at that comment.
RyseandRepeat
November 25, 2013 at 16:40
0-O Wha… *runs screaming into freezer
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
November 25, 2013 at 16:42
Big freezer you have there. Wonder what Rince might keep in there..
TiMsTeR1033
November 25, 2013 at 16:43
What you think? He is a ginger after all!
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
November 25, 2013 at 16:43
I’d rather not think about it
RyseandRepeat
November 25, 2013 at 16:43
It’s rubs the lotion in… 0-O
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
November 25, 2013 at 16:43
Put the lotion in the basket
RyseandRepeat
November 25, 2013 at 16:44
In the freezer man!
TiMsTeR1033
November 25, 2013 at 16:45
that freezer is for all the fish you catch, late at night with your ummm knife and hook! *winks*
RyseandRepeat
November 25, 2013 at 16:48
Cough, exactly!
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
November 25, 2013 at 16:50
O_o
Something is very off here with this winking and coughing. You two getting sick or something?
TiMsTeR1033
November 25, 2013 at 16:56
sick in the mind!
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
November 25, 2013 at 16:58
Only getting sick in the mind now?? But you spend your time with myself, the Admiral, Master Rince, the Emperor and the Avo, how could you only get sick now?
TiMsTeR1033
November 25, 2013 at 16:58
Strong immune system.
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
November 25, 2013 at 17:01
Ah. Fair enough. Keep taking them vitamins then.
Well, that’s it for me. Hopefully I’ll be more active tomorrow. Cheers Timmeh!
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
November 25, 2013 at 16:45
I ain’t going in there.
I hear there used to be more people commenting here until you invited them into your freezer.
RyseandRepeat
November 25, 2013 at 16:46
Where is the nana…. Where is Foxhound… Why don’t you go get some ice cream for us…
TiMsTeR1033
November 25, 2013 at 16:47
from the Icecream man?
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
November 25, 2013 at 16:47
You have the real freaking IceCreamMan in there, don’t you? Waiting to feast on my brain?
RyseandRepeat
November 25, 2013 at 16:47
@Unavengedavo:disqus Hand me the scoop…
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
November 25, 2013 at 16:49
You can take my brain, but you will never take my freedom!
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
November 25, 2013 at 16:49
Are you going to make some cones?
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
November 25, 2013 at 16:50
I really shouldn’t….
TiMsTeR1033
November 25, 2013 at 16:43
hands you Vasaline.
TiMsTeR1033
November 25, 2013 at 16:41
I am guessing you know from personal experience..
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
November 25, 2013 at 16:42
Nope, I am not a good friend 😀 Unlike you and Rince 😛
TiMsTeR1033
November 25, 2013 at 16:43
Think that was a save… was a sad attempt at one
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
November 25, 2013 at 16:45
Yeah, I am having an off day today
TiMsTeR1033
November 25, 2013 at 16:46
Shame… better luck tomorrow old man.
Weanerdog
November 25, 2013 at 18:41
I think that you might find that your definition of good friendship is wrong.
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
November 25, 2013 at 16:37
Firstly, I did not know that joke would excite you that much…
TiMsTeR1033
November 25, 2013 at 16:40
I fell asleep for a microsecond when I read it..
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
November 25, 2013 at 16:43
Too much processing?
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
November 25, 2013 at 16:43
Nope, the blood rushing to uh, other areas…
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
November 25, 2013 at 16:44
If that’s the case then the most he’d feel is a little tinge. Trolololo
Unavengedavo(aka. MadeYouLook)
November 25, 2013 at 16:46
Well that’s why it was only a “microsecond “. Trolololol
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
November 25, 2013 at 16:48
Poor little Tim, he didn’t ask for any of this. Neither did the rest of him.
TiMsTeR1033
November 25, 2013 at 16:57
*sharpens spoon*
John's (JJ's) finest excuse
November 25, 2013 at 16:58
O_O
TiMsTeR1033
November 25, 2013 at 17:00
*whispers castration*
Vampyric Squirrel of the Sith
November 25, 2013 at 16:38
m/ m/
Umar Seeker of Truth
November 25, 2013 at 16:50
Diamondu DUSTU!!!!!!!