Holy crap. I’ve crossed the 4000 mark when it comes to posting stories. And I would have gotten away with it as well, if it weren’t for you meddling readers! I’ve learnt a lot of things over those 4000 posts. For starters, I better make fun of Jesus before I make fun of America, how to alienate readers by forgetting to use italics to highlight sarcasm and Call Of Duty’s David Vonderhaar threatening to steal my camera. What a cool dude. Hopefully, I’ll survive another 4000 posts! Thanks for sticking around guys!
In Other News: How to make Ground Zero better, the rematch of the decade, Wander on PS4 and kickstart a Hollow Knight.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because I was too busy writing 4000 more Pokémon posts.
News
Limbo coming to Xbox One, free to early adopters
Halo 2 Anniversary rumble playlist coming back to Master Chief Collection
Hyrule Warriors Twilight Princess DLC screens and artwork released
Goat Simulator pays tribute to Diablo’s infamous cow level
Team Ninja’s Ni-Oh isn’t dead, just needs a little time
Fun with sliders – Ground Zeroes looks noticeably better on PC
Combat free MMO Wander coming to PS4
Jet Jaguar looks like a real pain in the ass in Godzilla
Stuff
Ten years later, one of gamings greatest moments comes back to life
What it’s like to jump into Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire as a Pokemon newbie
Asuka Langley, is that you
Face-Off – GTA V on PS4 vs Xbox One
Videos
Cube and Me – Kickstarter trailer
Far Cry 4 – Map editor trailer
Hollow Knight – Kickstarter trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Joshua Boone updates on The Stand, says story will be split over four films
Monday Box Office Report – Ain’t nothing to mock here
Mark Gatiss talks Sherlock season 4 and the return of an old foe
Rumour – Christoph Waltz is playing Blofeld in Bond 24
Everyone hates America in this first trailer for Pitch Perfect 2
The park is open in this first teaser trailer for Jurassic World
Model: Estefania Serrano
Last Updated: November 24, 2014
Admiral Chief Wang
November 24, 2014 at 16:03
Heh, Vonderhaar, it’s…VONDERFUL!
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 24, 2014 at 16:03
Darryn is OVER 4000!
Hammersteyn
November 24, 2014 at 16:07
Maybe it’s time to ask for a raise? Or a bonus at least?
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 24, 2014 at 16:09
Gavin would probably give him one of his old FIFA games.
Hammersteyn
November 24, 2014 at 16:13
rofl
Aries
November 24, 2014 at 16:12
Nope, needs to beat Vegeta first
ToshZA
November 24, 2014 at 16:11
Only 5k more until it matters. Go on Darryn, you can do it! We believe in you!
HairyEwok
November 24, 2014 at 16:13
We all know what images will be used then.
ToshZA
November 24, 2014 at 16:15
Not the mankini again. Please no. Anything but that!
Hammersteyn
November 24, 2014 at 16:27
He said he’d at least shave his bikini line this time
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 24, 2014 at 16:14
He will journalizm like no man… um… person… has JOUNALIZMED BEFORE!
Alien Emperor Trevor
November 24, 2014 at 16:04
Wowza. She is damn hot.
oVg Puer aeternus
November 24, 2014 at 16:44
https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-24y0hD3ug8w/VHHE4tph06I/AAAAAAAALT0/Of59ysAxBjw/w390-h215-no/cutest-animal-gifs-yawning-baby-sloth.gif
Sir Rants A Lot is a DADDY
November 24, 2014 at 19:35
Which mega evolution is that?
Admiral Chief Wang
November 25, 2014 at 08:13
The cutezor one
Hammersteyn
November 24, 2014 at 16:04
Mondays……
http://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/ax2bm6L_460sa_v1.gif
Admiral Chief Wang
November 24, 2014 at 16:27
Confucius say: “Some days you are the statue, other days you are the pigeon”
oVg Puer aeternus
November 24, 2014 at 16:29
the rest is pigeon shit.
Kensei Seraph No DA:I spoilers
November 24, 2014 at 21:19
Seems like you had a better Monday than me, although it is kinda fun writing a guide to the Red Lyrium weapons.
oVg Puer aeternus
November 24, 2014 at 16:16
IM A SHARK!!!
ToshZA
November 24, 2014 at 16:16
Here we go.
http://www.unisa.ac.za/qualifications/index.asp?link=http://www.unisa.ac.za/qualifications/Qualifications/98680.html
oVg Puer aeternus
November 24, 2014 at 16:19
COOL, Does Eskom hire talking sharks?
ToshZA
November 24, 2014 at 16:24
Nah, they just speak to their buddies to pass BS laws.
Hammersteyn
November 24, 2014 at 16:25
I bet Rockstar has something like this planned when PC gamers pirate the game
oVg Puer aeternus
November 24, 2014 at 16:27
To tell the truth, I would rather have a re-mastered version of Red Dead Redemption but the PC will never see it… they should be lucky that GTAV is going to mod land now that they have sold nearly 40million copies. The PC version of GTAV is going to make the peasants weep.
ToshZA
November 24, 2014 at 16:29
They’ll just brag about “getting it first” or whatever. Doesn’t pay to be a hipster, now does it?
HairyEwok
November 24, 2014 at 16:42
Duuuu dun…. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
oVg Puer aeternus
November 24, 2014 at 16:45
Imagine if JAWS was a Hammer Head lol
HairyEwok
November 24, 2014 at 16:48
Something like this? (refresh)
Hammersteyn
November 24, 2014 at 16:17
“Face-Off – GTA V on PS4 vs Xbox One” TL:DR PC wins in the end of the article, appreciate the effort though.
oVg Puer aeternus
November 24, 2014 at 16:24
Some dude got 60fps using Windows 8 😉
Mark Treloar
November 24, 2014 at 16:37
Considering Windows 8 has better memory management than 7, not hard to believe.
Brady miaau
November 24, 2014 at 16:20
Perhaps he should ask for a raise? Although…. that might be plain awkward.
Hammersteyn
November 24, 2014 at 17:40
my childhood! it burns!
Kensei Seraph No DA:I spoilers
November 24, 2014 at 21:48
This is nearly as bad as some of the stuff Avo has posted.
Hammersteyn
November 25, 2014 at 07:46
I can only imitate him, he’s truly the master.
Kensei Seraph No DA:I spoilers
November 25, 2014 at 08:15
Agreed.
ReaperOfSquirrels
November 25, 2014 at 08:25
O.o