Weekend, weekend baby! Where are my three million retweets for that comment? BAH! So be it. As usual, I have plans for this weekend. Namely to once again dress up like Doctor Doom and launch Geoff’s house into outer space. Nothing major at all.
In Other News: Nintendo sees a stock rise if you know what I mean, double your XP this weekend, Star Trek boldly goes on and on and on, Blackguards arrives and Capcom has a glorious five year plan.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy numbing our dreamless lives with booze and sex.
News
Nintendo stock rises again after profit loss dip
Wii U version of Watch Dogs rumoured to have been scrapped
Call of Duty Ghosts double XP weekend starts today
World of Warcraft Warlords of Draenor model updates detailed
Capcom CEO talks of a five year plan, hiring 100 new employees every year
Aerial Shooter Strike Vector targets a January 28 launch
Star Trek Online teases changes in season 8.5
Blackguards makes its PC/Mac debut ahead of schedule
Stuff
People really want that other scary cool virtual reality system
Here are the best games sticking it to Candy Crush so far
Breadcrumb trails and why game designers are leading us all on
Ultra Street Fighter IV: fists-on with the newest additions to Capcom’s cast
Videos
Basement Crawl – Gameplay trailer
Might and Magic X Legacy – Launch trailer
Lightning Returns Final Fantasy XIII – Battle trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Rumour – Director Daniel Espinosa is entering the animus for Assassin;s Creed
We Review Justice League: War – Pure action on an epic animated scale
Here’s your first look at Jeff Bridges in the locally shot The Giver
Bill Murray does a Reddit AMA
Movies out today – Boxers, book thieves and demons again
This trailer for the Bag Man is more than just a job
Here are the leaked script details for Quentin Tarantino’s The Hateful Eight
Model: Eve Wyrwal
Last Updated: January 24, 2014
VampyricSquirrel Monk
January 24, 2014 at 16:07
Damn! Eve be hawt!
You’re on a roll this year D… haven’t seen any NASTY IONs yet.
Lardus-Resident Perve
January 24, 2014 at 16:08
Agreed!
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January 24, 2014 at 23:35
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Lardus-Resident Perve
January 24, 2014 at 16:07
0_0 I made a very audible sound when I saw her. Wowsers!
RinceThis2014
January 24, 2014 at 16:08
HAHAHA! Shame bro, cat got your hands, no, I mean tongue? 0-O
Lord Chaos
January 24, 2014 at 19:51
My exact word(s). Really WOWSER
RinceThis2014
January 24, 2014 at 16:10
Great week people, at least I think so. I was in two minds, literally. “So students, this is what we call photoshop 101, see how we blur the lines between reality and ‘I want to fuck an Apple’ without making it pbvious? Great! You pass!” Have a rocking weekend people, and be safe, don’t get knocked out!
Weanerdog
January 24, 2014 at 16:11
I thought you would be to busy making a lego thingymajig http://www.imgism.com/adult-actress-and-lego-enthusiast-christy-mack-is-looking-in-the-market-for-some-new-home-decor/
RinceThis2014
January 24, 2014 at 16:11
That sentence hurts me 0-O
Weanerdog
January 24, 2014 at 16:12
Sorry doing too much at once busy editing 🙂
Edit: better I hope
VampyricSquirrel Monk
January 24, 2014 at 16:24
I’d like to see the creations people come up with for that.
Weanerdog
January 24, 2014 at 16:54
Well I am building a Lego jet capable of actually getting me to LA
oVg
January 24, 2014 at 16:18
Fcuking Will Farrel. Gets me every time.
Umar Break Dancing Cyborg
January 24, 2014 at 16:19
My stock won’t stop rising
InsanityFlea
January 24, 2014 at 16:22
I wont oogle over a photoshopped pic, unrealistic.
Lord Chaos
January 24, 2014 at 19:53
I’ve seen many women with that body shape. Mind you, they tend to be really smart.
VampyricSquirrel Monk
January 24, 2014 at 16:24
Just BTW… Google images search is VERY NSFW… #justsaying
Hammersteyn
January 24, 2014 at 16:28
Dat header, like moths to a flame.
Gustav Minnie
January 24, 2014 at 16:38
The photoshop is strong with this one.
A regular feature in the UK Nuts mag.
Brian Murphy
January 24, 2014 at 16:39
For those who’ve been interested in Driveclub, found this video last night:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiFXaurLv28#t=66
Unavengedavo
January 24, 2014 at 16:59
What a way to end a week, especially after winning another Comp 😀
Unavengedavo
January 24, 2014 at 17:01
In Darryn’s case: because we were too busy numbing our sexless lives with booze and dreams.
Gremoire
January 24, 2014 at 17:22
Thank you for my B-day ION 😉