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In Other News – 23 March 2012 Weekend Edition 
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Darryn Bonthuys
March 23, 2012 at 4:00 pm

Sorry about yesterday guys

I do believe that I am horribly addicted to the Mass Effect 3 multiplayer. Sure, it may be a copy of the horde mode from Gears of War 3, minus the chainsaws, but it’s also a mode that plays better in my minds eye than Gears, with characters not moving like a people that have just sharted themselves.

As well as the absence of that pervy heavy breathing whenever I break into a run. My soldier is levelling up nicely so far, and I’m keen to try out the vanguard and adept characters some time. Now if only I could unlock some more colour options for my character. I’m sick of looking like War Machine. I want to be Iron Man!

In Other News: A certain demon-slayer with a big Johnson might return, pandas go beta and we prepare to tap Baldur on our iPads.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post, because I was too busy being a guava.

This week on Lazygamer

SSX Review – Snow white and the nine drops
FFD – Should developers ever cave into pressure from gamers?
Lazygamer TV – Five great games based on movies
Blades of time review – Getting kinky with my clones
Sorry that people are idiots, Bioware
About the end of Mass Effect 3 – SPOILER WARNING
The amazing art of Assassin’s Creed
Stupid gaming tattoos that have made me lose my faith in humanity
Under the radar – Blades of Time
Get ready Cape Town, because MainGaming has a few tournaments in store for you!
Moosas Musings – Unenforceable: Should age restrictions even exist?
Monday Morning Madness – Battlefield 3 versus Modern Warfare 3

News

Over 4000 ideas have been submitted for FIFA 13
Sleeping Dogs developers were really helped by Square enix
World of Warcraft Mists of Pandaria Beta is now live
Vigil on Darksiders 2 – We can only get away with this once
Baldur’s Gate enhanced edition is heading to the iPad
Ninja Theory – Designing games purely for fans will kill a series
Grasshopper is considering a Shadows of the Damned sequel

Stuff

The future of the 2D platformer
Five things that would bridge the gape between consoles and PC
Anamanaguchi – The best band that I’ve never heard of
Why Final Fantasy XIII-3 could be the FF that fans really want

Videos

Disney Epic Mickey 2 – Debut trailer
Darksiders II – Guardian trailer
Final Fantasy XIII-2 – Mass Effect N7 Armour trailer

Across the Networks

The Dark Knight Rises test screening gets a standing ovation
Whose line is it anyway – It’s Friday Movie Quiz time!
Warner Bros announces release dates for The Hangover 3, Pacific Rim and 300: Battle of Artemesia
Cosmopolis gets a stylish poster and a full synopsis
It’s official, Russell Crowe is going to be Noah
Movies opening today in SA- Crowd pleasers for every audience
Kevin Eastman, the other Turtles creator, responds
The Host teaser trailer – Damn, I may actually have to watch this
In the future, mice will be your medical avatars
The Duel – The greatest Lego film ever made
Finally,a device that allows us to make coffee while we’re driving

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