Man, what’s all this uproar about spears being painted, huh? After all, it’s only a thrusting weapon, used to deeply penetrate a body, over and over again. I don’t get what all the fuss is about.
And all this talk about unprotected spears being smeared, just makes me value mine so much more. In fact, I think I’m going to give it a good polish tonight, for old times sake. The old chap could do with some one on one attention from my strong hands.
In Other News: Devils may indeed cry beautifully on PC, EA has had enough of legendary dragons, we scam some people with Lego and Ron Burgundy wants to be on top.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post, because we were too busy defacing pricy works of art.
News
Devil May Cry PC development is well underway
Sony Santa Monica is not driven by publisher mentality
God-Slayer, a new MMORPG powered by Cryengine 3
Mass Effect 3 producer praises the benefits of modding for aspiring developers
EA is closing Dragon Age Legends
38 Studios layoffs confirmed by Rhode Island Governor
Microsoft will give refunds to SD television owners who bought Minecraft
Rumour – FLCL game is in the works
Stuff
How Diablo 3 gave Metacritic a giant middle finger
How to fix Sonic the hedgehog
The best new school boss battles
Why you should pay attention to Epic Mickey 2
Videos
Aliens Colonial Marines – Suspense trailer
Metro Last Light – Short film teaser
Sorcery – Launch trailer
Across the Networks
Bill Murray is FDR in this Hyde Park trailer
Early buzz from Cannes for Quentin Tarantinos Django is off the chain
Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy are going to be in a buddy cop film. I’m not joking
Massive James Bond Blu Ray 50th Anniversary set gets dated and detailed
Ron Burgundy wants to remind you who’s on top, with these Anchorman 2 teasers
Tom Cruise saddles up for the Magnificent Seven
Nathan Fillion says he wouldn’t play Ant-Man, but he’s willing to go into Uncharted territory
Andrew Garfield on the origin of that horribly embarrassing Spider-Man singing video, Would he join the Avengers and some new behind the scenes pics
Multi-millionaire software exec arrested for Lego scam
Happy seventh birthday YouTube!
Finally, an Ice cream lock
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Last Updated: May 22, 2012
