If you’re reading this, then that means that we survived the DD(O)OS attack of February 22. A day that will live on in infamy, as thousands of readers were deprived of sarcasm, humour, the latest news and a pair of mammaries. Sorry about that folks. We’re busy hiring a support team to prevent this from happening again. And by support team, I mean hiring out two blokes with cricket bats to go kneecap anyone who thinks of trying this malarkey again.
In Other News: Black Ops 2 is free, someone at UNITY is going to make some games, see if your PC can handle Final Fantasy, Tomb Raider offers a guide to survival and Spelunky adds some new characters and stages to the mix.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we technically couldn’t. Honest.
Black Ops 2 free this weekend, cheap on Steam
Even Sony doesn’t yet know what the PS4 will look like
Spelunky DLC adds 8 new characters, 24 new multiplayer arenas
Jimmy Fallon gets the first PS4 hands on
Industry expects Microsoft’s response to PS4 in April
Unity co-founder moves on to create games
ARMA 3 to be exclusive to Steam
Here’s a benchmarker to see if you can run Final Fantasy XIV A Realm Reborn
Model: Veronika Fasterova