It’s rather windy outside today. And it’s not your usual PE wind that feels like a running klap, but the kind that will shear the skin off of your body should you go stand outside in it. Naturally, I’m taking this as a sign that such weather provides maximum dramatic bat-cape flowing opportunities. Now someone nail their feet to the floor and take pictures already.
In Other News: Paranormal hacktivity with Watch Dogs, remember your Assassin’s Creed, Paradox reaches for the final frontier and Dishonored is free this weekend.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post, because we were too busy checking biscuits for poison.
New Watch Dogs patch lets you hack your friends on PS4 and Xbxo One
Margaret is in Persona, watch her casually kill everyone
Dishonored is also free on Steam
The next multiplayer maps for The Last Of Us will be free
Assassin’s Creed Memories released for iOS devices
Paradox reveals out of this world RTS Ancient Space
Warframe PS4 gets significant upgrade
Upgrade to Disney Infinity on Wii U free of charge
What’s on at The Movies
This trailer for Stephen King’s A Good Marriage probably isn’t one
Minority Report and Devil’s Advocate headed to television
This trailer for the Young Ones won’t last a week
Nicolas Cage is the white ghost in this trailer for Outcast
Movies Out Today – Gritty action and R-rated comedy
Andy Serkis’ Jungle Book recruits Christian Bale, Cate Blanchett and more
This trailer for Automata will have you ctrl-alt-del
Model: That’s a good question
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