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In Other News – 22 April 2014

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Joe Mangianello

So, Darryn is currently winging his way to my homeland, leaving me with the grave responsibility of being the butt of all the guys’ jokes. It’s a hard life, but someone has to be undermined to make others feel bigger. At least I get my revenge by spitting in their consumables.

In Other News: List making is a thing, humble sales aren’t quite so humble in scale, web comics get the money and Abstergo isn’t the most evil games company.

Here’s all the news we didn’t post today because I was too busy making sandwiches.

News

A bomb can break Titanfall
Humble Store is giving insane discounts thanks to Kalypso.
Capcom bringing something big to E3?
Most AAA developers are trying to go indie.
Apple is gunning for iOS exclusives.

Stuff

4Chan user making a (non-tabularized) list of every game.
New Batman animated feature to be based on games.
NCSoft (publisher behind WildStar) invests millions in Korean webcomics.
Best sayings from video games.
50 crazy Easter Eggs.

Videos

Monster Hunter 4G trailer shows off old and new creatures:

Wolfenstein’s first 30 minutes for those who like spoilers:

Assassin’s Creed IV get the Honest Game Trailer treatment:

What’s on at The Movies

Why is Batman in the new Superman movie?
Anomaly gets an out of character trailer
Trailer for Batman: Assault on Arkham

Model: Joe Manganiello

Last Updated: April 22, 2014

65 Comments

  1. Admiral Chief in Space

    April 22, 2014 at 16:03

    OH FFS.

    Been looking forward to ION all day, AND THIS IS WHAT I GET????

    Avo? Lardus? SAVE US!!!

    Reply

    • Wincethis

      April 22, 2014 at 16:05

      GAh! My eyes! They burn!

      Reply

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        April 22, 2014 at 19:02

        Is this a good time to mention I watched Magic Mike last night?

        Reply

        • Wincethis

          April 22, 2014 at 19:19

          I’d ask if any good but no doubt you’re still in that warm fuzzy zone I’ve been told about for an objective answer 😛

          Reply

    • Unavengedavo

      April 22, 2014 at 16:06

      • Admiral Chief in Space

        April 22, 2014 at 16:06

        hahaha

        Reply

        • Unavengedavo

          April 22, 2014 at 16:12

          • Admiral Chief in Space

            April 22, 2014 at 16:14

            (O)_O

          • Jedi JJ

            April 22, 2014 at 16:38

            I was looking at this…”well, that’s funny, Batman and Pikachoo”
            Had a second look.
            “What the what!?”

      • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

        April 22, 2014 at 16:07

        loooooooooooooool

        Reply

    • Dutch Matrix

      April 22, 2014 at 16:11

      Here you ho sorry go!

      Reply

      • Admiral Chief in Space

        April 22, 2014 at 16:15

        slip?

        Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          April 22, 2014 at 16:15

          Yup

          Reply

        • Dutch Matrix

          April 22, 2014 at 16:22

          No. I am just too lazy to hit backspace. Plus my shrink told me to never look back. So hitting backspace is like going backwards.
          Life has no backspace…

          Reply

    • Jedi JJ

      April 22, 2014 at 16:36

      You have a strange way of saying thank you.

      Reply

  2. Ottokie

    April 22, 2014 at 16:04

    Zoe you could have at least covered his nipples with the ION sign…

    Reply

    • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

      April 22, 2014 at 16:05

      I know right! Darryn always does!

      Reply

    • Admiral Chief in Space

      April 22, 2014 at 16:05

      WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT HIS NIPPLES????

      Reply

      • Ottokie

        April 22, 2014 at 16:06

        I want equality on ALL the ION headers!

        Reply

        • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

          April 22, 2014 at 16:08

          Soooo are you saying you want it all covered or not covered?

          Reply

          • Ottokie

            April 22, 2014 at 16:10

            I say not covered…for ummmm research purposes.

          • Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

            April 22, 2014 at 16:11

            perv….

      • Wincethis

        April 22, 2014 at 16:06

        0-O

        Reply

  3. Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!

    April 22, 2014 at 16:04

    Super dissapointed. I saw Zoe post an ION article and thought for sure the long awaited ION was going to be there waiting after the jump.

    Alas I was wrong

    Reply

  4. Mark Treloar

    April 22, 2014 at 16:05

    Butt was that the best you could do?

    Reply

  5. Alien Emperor Trevor

    April 22, 2014 at 16:12

    Why is he so grainy? Is it because he’s a woodsman?

    Reply

    • Wincethis

      April 22, 2014 at 16:12

      Always with the wood about you, eish…

      Reply

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        April 22, 2014 at 16:13

        It’s a knotty problem.

        Reply

        • Admiral Chief in Space

          April 22, 2014 at 16:14

          Mahogany?

          Reply

          • Wincethis

            April 22, 2014 at 16:15

            More like a soft wood…

          • Sk3tz0

            April 22, 2014 at 16:15

            Bloody Hipsters and their woolen jerseys..

          • Admiral Chief in Space

            April 22, 2014 at 16:16

            LOOOL you have a semi for our ION today? Damn Rince, I thought I knew you!

          • Wincethis

            April 22, 2014 at 16:16

            That’s Wince, so you don’t 😛

          • Admiral Chief in Space

            April 22, 2014 at 16:17

            Hunting wabbits?

          • Wincethis

            April 22, 2014 at 16:17

            It’s their fwuffy tails? 0-O

          • Admiral Chief in Space

            April 22, 2014 at 16:18

            You have a ‘r’ in there Wincey

          • Wincethis

            April 22, 2014 at 16:19

            an* 😛

          • Admiral Chief in Space

            April 22, 2014 at 16:20

            Depends how you say it….in your case, its ‘a’

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            April 22, 2014 at 16:15

            Definitely not a Giant Redwood.

    • Her Highness the Hipster

      April 22, 2014 at 16:19

      i just love the shirtless sweater look – is he hot or cold? 😛

      Reply

      • Wincethis

        April 22, 2014 at 16:20

        He’s puke warm?

        Reply

        • Admiral Chief in Space

          April 22, 2014 at 16:20

          Bwahahahahahaha

          Reply

        • Hammersteyn

          April 22, 2014 at 16:20

          O_o

          Reply

      • Hammersteyn

        April 22, 2014 at 16:20

        I bet I can eat more than him. Polished a 1KG rump this weekend Bwahahaha

        Reply

        • Sk3tz0

          April 22, 2014 at 16:21

          • Admiral Chief in Space

            April 22, 2014 at 16:21

            O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O

          • Unavengedavo

            April 22, 2014 at 16:28

            Human Centipede? O_o

          • Hammersteyn

            April 22, 2014 at 16:22

            Guess I’ll have the salad then.

          • Hammersteyn

            April 22, 2014 at 16:23

            She sure likes to swallow meat.

          • Sk3tz0

            April 22, 2014 at 16:25

            Gonna marry that girl someday!!

        • Admiral Chief in Space

          April 22, 2014 at 16:21

          Well done!

          Reply

        • Wincethis

          April 22, 2014 at 16:24

          Did you at least get his number? 0-O *RUNS

          Reply

          • Hammersteyn

            April 22, 2014 at 16:26

            Hahahaha XD

      • Alien Emperor Trevor

        April 22, 2014 at 19:00

        Judging by the nipples, I’d say very cold 😉

        Reply

      • HvR

        April 23, 2014 at 07:36

        great…. its ironic winterware

        Reply

    • Viking Of Science

      April 22, 2014 at 16:28

      He’s a HipsterJack, part Hipster, Part Lumberjack… you can tell by his useless beard, grandma’s jersey, and the fact that he’s outside….

      Reply

  6. Hammersteyn

    April 22, 2014 at 16:19

    At least my beard is more epic than his. And…….. yeah that’s all.

    Reply

    • Admiral Chief in Space

      April 22, 2014 at 16:21

      I have better taste in clothes, over 300 hours in FTL and Planetside 2 and….and….yeah, that’s it

      Reply

      • Wincethis

        April 22, 2014 at 16:25

        Nice one man, love the avatar 🙂

        Reply

        • Admiral Chief in Space

          April 22, 2014 at 20:28

          🙂

          Been rolling with it for a while now, Y U ONLY NOTICE NAO????

          *runs of crying*

          Reply

          • Wincethis

            April 22, 2014 at 20:32

            Beams the Admiral to a ship burning in space with no transporters “I had noticed, I just hadn’t said anything. But thought I KHAAAAAN now!”

          • Admiral Chief in Space

            April 22, 2014 at 20:44

            KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

  7. Gustav Minnie

    April 22, 2014 at 17:13

    Excited for Wolfenstein.

    Reply

  8. Brian Murphy

    April 22, 2014 at 18:42

    Sony Suddenly Makes Almost Every PlayStation Classic and PSP Game Downloadable and Playable on PS Vita

    by Giuseppe Nelva (17 hours ago) 79 @abriael

    PS VITAPSPRUMORS

    In a rather sudden turn of events, almost every PlayStation Classic and PSP game on Sony’s SEN marketplace is now downloadable on the PS Vita including those that previously weren’t available on Sony’s portable console.

    Reports from NeoGAF confirm that classics like Crash Bandicoot or Spyro the Dragon, or PSP games that never made it over to the newer portable like Mod Nation Racers, Valkyria Chronicles 2 and Gran Turismo are now available for download and playable. Phantasy Star Portable 2 is playable as well, but unfortunately it’s not available for purchase anymore due to licensing issues.

    Strangely enough, the games still don’t appear as available for the PS Vita on Sony Entertainment Network’s storefront, and there’s no guarantee that all of them will be playable (for instance Pocket Fighter reportedly doesn’t work), or will stay playable in the future. For all we know it could very well be a bug in the system or a mistake.

    If you really can’t hold back, you’ll have to purchase them from the SEN web store or from your PS3, but it’s probably better to wait for official confirmation directly from Sony before you start splurging on all that sweet classic goodness.

    http://www.dualshockers.com/2014/04/21/sony-suddenly-makes-almost-every-playstation-classic-and-psp-game-downloadable-and-playable-on-ps-vita/

    Reply

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