Well Geoff, we’ve got a great show for you tonight! The longest-running episodic video website in history will see an old score settled tonight, when the Amazing Porras take on the tag-team might of two drunk hobos that we shoved into spandex and threw into the ring. It’s going to be a slobber-knocker I tells ya!
In Other News: Be prepared to rock, Titanfall players are marked for death, Kojima has an issue with USA world politics and beware of Claire.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because somebody had to call this match off! The Amazing Porras have families!
News
Titanfall players on Xbox 360 will be Marked for Death next week
Dark Souls 2 patch 1.08 released
Harmonix survey asks all sorts of questions about Rock Band
MGS5 challenges US world politics, Kojima says
It looks like The Unfinished Swan is flying to PS4 and Vita
FIFA 15’s North American cover gets shirty over Xbox sponsorship
Here’s your first look at Fairy Fencer F in English
Steam lights a path to PC and Mac for 2D horror game Claire
Stuff
Finding the lost levels
Here’s what it takes to make Star Wars in Minecraft
How awesome old box art was made
Videos
Styx: Master of Shadows – Summer trailer
Rising Generals – Art and design trailer
Master Reboot – Launch trailer
What’s on at The Movies
Cinophile – Hedwig and the angry inch
We Review Bad Neighbours – Raunchy and raucous R-rated laugh-fest
Redrum – Mark Romanek to direct The Shining prequel The Overlook Hotel
Monday Box Office Report – Apes are stringer than a Sex Tape
First look – The Arcaders of Pixels
Rumour – Is this Star Wars: Episode VII’s plot?
Guardians Of The Galaxy early reactions sound great!
Model: Jessie Shannon
Last Updated: July 21, 2014
Hammersteyn
July 21, 2014 at 16:01
Mondays………
http://d3dsacqprgcsqh.cloudfront.net/photo/adNmG5d_460sa_v1.gif
Weanerdog
July 21, 2014 at 16:03
I love it. I laugh every time he gets splashed.
Admiral Chief Saxon
July 21, 2014 at 16:04
DDDDDOUBLE KILL
Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)
July 21, 2014 at 16:08
Hahahahahaha! That’s exactly how I feel today
Admiral Chief Saxon
July 21, 2014 at 16:10
Soggy banana?
Sith JJ
July 21, 2014 at 16:14
That’s not what I wanted to think about now.
Admiral Chief Saxon
July 21, 2014 at 16:15
At least its not creamed spinach
Sith JJ
July 21, 2014 at 16:16
I didn’t even have lunch today. How am I supposed to have dinner now?
VampyreSquirrel
July 21, 2014 at 17:01
Without cream, spinach or cabbage?
Kensei Seraph
July 22, 2014 at 07:55
You missed a great opportunity.
Mashed potatoes.
VampyreSquirrel
July 22, 2014 at 09:01
Damn!
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 21, 2014 at 16:13
My mom got upset while driving with me once because I did that to someone then laughed my head off.
Hammersteyn
July 21, 2014 at 16:16
O_o
Dutch Matrix
July 21, 2014 at 16:19
Clearly your mom never moered you enough… 🙂
Sith JJ
July 21, 2014 at 16:21
Trevor bites. Just ask Rince.
Dutch Matrix
July 21, 2014 at 16:23
You make it sound like they got a kinky spank/bite relationship going on in which case, I do not WANT to ask…
Sith JJ
July 21, 2014 at 16:25
“make it sound like”?
Mark Treloar
July 21, 2014 at 17:37
You suck
Sith JJ
July 21, 2014 at 16:15
Feels like today. We had a long meeting earlier and the one girl actually fell asleep next to me.
Hammersteyn
July 21, 2014 at 16:15
Hahahaha
Admiral Chief Saxon
July 21, 2014 at 16:16
Next to or onto?
Sith JJ
July 21, 2014 at 16:17
Sies.
I’m in a happy, loving relationship.
(any of you can feel free to contact me if you don’t know the meaning of those three words)
Admiral Chief Saxon
July 21, 2014 at 16:18
Long and happy marriage for me
Skyblue
July 21, 2014 at 16:18
“I’m in a” ? What do those 3 words mean?
Sith JJ
July 21, 2014 at 16:20
I don’t know dude. Sometimes I just moer the keyboard and hope it’s actual words.
Hammersteyn
July 21, 2014 at 16:24
shit I sure don’t but I’m happy for you.
CAE9872
July 22, 2014 at 08:00
Whahahahahahahahaha…man that guy is having a bad day!
Admiral Chief Saxon
July 21, 2014 at 16:02
Dat sidebewb
Weanerdog
July 21, 2014 at 16:02
FTW
Sageville
July 21, 2014 at 16:25
It made me happy
Lardus-Resident Perve
July 21, 2014 at 16:36
Very nice ja. Some good Google results as well. Nice underbewb pics and more!
VampyreSquirrel
July 21, 2014 at 16:03
Porras normally have HUGE families, and family is most important to them (most of the time at leas)… diss their moms, chicks and kids at your own risk!
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 21, 2014 at 16:08
It’s practical. Need a lot of people to catch the fish & man the shop.
Sith JJ
July 21, 2014 at 16:22
LoooooooL
Unavengedavo
July 21, 2014 at 16:23
Why do Portuguese men have mustaches?
Because they want to look like their moms
Hammersteyn
July 21, 2014 at 16:27
😀 Good one!
Sith JJ
July 21, 2014 at 16:28
I think that explains Darryn’s moustache.
Never saw him as the nurturing type though.
VampyreSquirrel
July 21, 2014 at 16:31
Darryn’s a Porra?
Sith JJ
July 21, 2014 at 16:33
I’m guessing someone’s mother.
Hammersteyn
July 21, 2014 at 16:03
She’s more plastic than my lunch box
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 21, 2014 at 16:06
I wouldn’t mind if she brought my lunch to work though.
Admiral Chief Saxon
July 21, 2014 at 16:07
At work you say. Unless working from home, I’d say that is a fail
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 21, 2014 at 16:10
Not really O_o
Admiral Chief Saxon
July 21, 2014 at 16:10
Own office?
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 21, 2014 at 16:11
Technically yes 😀
Admiral Chief Saxon
July 21, 2014 at 16:11
Then WIN
Sith JJ
July 21, 2014 at 16:16
Oh, so you’re being clever now because you’re the lunch-box expert hey? 😉
Admiral Chief Saxon
July 21, 2014 at 16:16
Yes, undoubtedly. Lunch is VERY important
Sith JJ
July 21, 2014 at 16:18
This I realised today
Hammersteyn
July 21, 2014 at 16:07
In her lunch box?
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 21, 2014 at 16:11
LUNCHBOXCEPTION
CodeName Tailgunner
July 21, 2014 at 17:03
‘n Doos binne in ‘n boks
Skyblue
July 21, 2014 at 16:09
You mean like a munch box?
Alien Emperor Trevor
July 21, 2014 at 16:13
I have no idea what you mean :/
Unavengedavo
July 21, 2014 at 16:17
Think of an Australian kiss
Sith JJ
July 21, 2014 at 16:22
The band or the action?
Scratch that. Both are equally terrifying.
Unavengedavo
July 21, 2014 at 16:44
But an Australian kiss is like a French kiss, but down under.
How is that terrifying?
Sith JJ
July 21, 2014 at 16:46
My brain isn’t functioning properly today. If you hadn’t said that I never would’ve figured it out today.
Willem Swanepoel
July 22, 2014 at 07:39
I love sushi
Hammersteyn
July 21, 2014 at 16:05
“Titanfall players on Xbox 360 will be Marked for Death next week” I read Marked for Destiny O_o
Rags
July 21, 2014 at 17:33
In other News: Cypher won QCon 2014:
http://youtu.be/zD6WStCFnGk?t=1m55s
Skyblue
July 21, 2014 at 22:30
How sick was that aim. 11 major titles now so surely must be regarded as arguably the greatest Quake dueler who has ever played.
Rags
July 22, 2014 at 12:06
75% RG 😀 Yeah, he is now certainly up there with Cooller, Zero4 and Fatality. You should see the Tox vs Evil too, man their LG’s where crazy.