In Other News – 21 July 2014 
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Darryn Bonthuys
July 21, 2014 at 4:00 pm

Jessie-Shannon

Well Geoff, we’ve got a great show for you tonight! The longest-running episodic video website in history will see an old score settled tonight, when the Amazing Porras take on the tag-team might of two drunk hobos that we shoved into spandex and threw into the ring. It’s going to be a slobber-knocker I tells ya!

In Other News: Be prepared to rock, Titanfall players are marked for death, Kojima has an issue with USA world politics and beware of Claire.

Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because somebody had to call this match off! The Amazing Porras have families!

News

Titanfall players on Xbox 360 will be Marked for Death next week
Dark Souls 2 patch 1.08 released
Harmonix survey asks all sorts of questions about Rock Band
MGS5 challenges US world politics, Kojima says
It looks like The Unfinished Swan is flying to PS4 and Vita
FIFA 15’s North American cover gets shirty over Xbox sponsorship
Here’s your first look at Fairy Fencer F in English
Steam lights a path to PC and Mac for 2D horror game Claire

Stuff

Finding the lost levels
Here’s what it takes to make Star Wars in Minecraft
How awesome old box art was made

Videos

Styx: Master of Shadows – Summer trailer
Rising Generals – Art and design trailer
Master Reboot – Launch trailer

What’s on at The Movies

Cinophile – Hedwig and the angry inch
We Review Bad Neighbours – Raunchy and raucous R-rated laugh-fest
Redrum – Mark Romanek to direct The Shining prequel The Overlook Hotel
Monday Box Office Report – Apes are stringer than a Sex Tape
First look – The Arcaders of Pixels
Rumour – Is this Star Wars: Episode VII’s plot?
Guardians Of The Galaxy early reactions sound great!

Model: Jessie Shannon

Because he's the writer that Lazygamer deserves, but not the one it actually needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can't take it. Because he's not a hero. He's a loud-mouthed journalist, a watchful procrastinator. A dork knight.

  • Hammersteyn
    • Weanerdog

      I love it. I laugh every time he gets splashed.

    • Admiral Chief Saxon

      DDDDDOUBLE KILL

    • Jim Lenoir (Banana Jim)

      Hahahahahaha! That’s exactly how I feel today

      • Admiral Chief Saxon

        Soggy banana?

        • Sith JJ

          That’s not what I wanted to think about now.

          • Admiral Chief Saxon

            At least its not creamed spinach

          • Sith JJ

            I didn’t even have lunch today. How am I supposed to have dinner now?

          • VampyreSquirrel

            Without cream, spinach or cabbage?

          • Kensei Seraph

            You missed a great opportunity.
            Mashed potatoes.

          • VampyreSquirrel

            Damn!

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      My mom got upset while driving with me once because I did that to someone then laughed my head off.

      • Hammersteyn

        O_o

      • Dutch Matrix

        Clearly your mom never moered you enough… :)

        • Sith JJ

          Trevor bites. Just ask Rince.

          • Dutch Matrix

            You make it sound like they got a kinky spank/bite relationship going on in which case, I do not WANT to ask…

          • Sith JJ

            “make it sound like”?

      • Mark Treloar

        You suck

    • Sith JJ

      Feels like today. We had a long meeting earlier and the one girl actually fell asleep next to me.

      • Hammersteyn

        Hahahaha

      • Admiral Chief Saxon

        Next to or onto?

        • Sith JJ

          Sies.
          I’m in a happy, loving relationship.
          (any of you can feel free to contact me if you don’t know the meaning of those three words)

          • Admiral Chief Saxon

            Long and happy marriage for me

          • Skyblue

            “I’m in a” ? What do those 3 words mean?

          • Sith JJ

            I don’t know dude. Sometimes I just moer the keyboard and hope it’s actual words.

          • Hammersteyn

            shit I sure don’t but I’m happy for you.

    • CAE9872

      Whahahahahahahahaha…man that guy is having a bad day!

  • Admiral Chief Saxon

    Dat sidebewb

    • Weanerdog

      FTW

    • Sageville

      It made me happy

    • Lardus-Resident Perve

      Very nice ja. Some good Google results as well. Nice underbewb pics and more!

  • VampyreSquirrel

    Porras normally have HUGE families, and family is most important to them (most of the time at leas)… diss their moms, chicks and kids at your own risk!

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      It’s practical. Need a lot of people to catch the fish & man the shop.

      • Sith JJ

        LoooooooL

    • Unavengedavo

      Why do Portuguese men have mustaches?

      Because they want to look like their moms

      • Hammersteyn

        :D Good one!

        • Sith JJ

          I think that explains Darryn’s moustache.
          Never saw him as the nurturing type though.

          • VampyreSquirrel

            Darryn’s a Porra?

          • Sith JJ

            I’m guessing someone’s mother.

  • Hammersteyn

    She’s more plastic than my lunch box

    • Alien Emperor Trevor

      I wouldn’t mind if she brought my lunch to work though.

      • Admiral Chief Saxon

        At work you say. Unless working from home, I’d say that is a fail

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          Not really O_o

          • Admiral Chief Saxon

            Own office?

          • Alien Emperor Trevor

            Technically yes :D

          • Admiral Chief Saxon

            Then WIN

          • Sith JJ

            Oh, so you’re being clever now because you’re the lunch-box expert hey? ;)

          • Admiral Chief Saxon

            Yes, undoubtedly. Lunch is VERY important

          • Sith JJ

            This I realised today

      • Hammersteyn

        In her lunch box?

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          LUNCHBOXCEPTION

          • CodeName Tailgunner

            ‘n Doos binne in ‘n boks

      • Skyblue

        You mean like a munch box?

        • Alien Emperor Trevor

          I have no idea what you mean :/

          • Unavengedavo

            Think of an Australian kiss

          • Sith JJ

            The band or the action?
            Scratch that. Both are equally terrifying.

          • Unavengedavo

            But an Australian kiss is like a French kiss, but down under.

            How is that terrifying?

          • Sith JJ

            My brain isn’t functioning properly today. If you hadn’t said that I never would’ve figured it out today.

          • Willem Swanepoel

            I love sushi

  • Hammersteyn

    “Titanfall players on Xbox 360 will be Marked for Death next week” I read Marked for Destiny O_o

  • Rags

    In other News: Cypher won QCon 2014:
    http://youtu.be/zD6WStCFnGk?t=1m55s

    • Skyblue

      How sick was that aim. 11 major titles now so surely must be regarded as arguably the greatest Quake dueler who has ever played.

      • Rags

        75% RG :D Yeah, he is now certainly up there with Cooller, Zero4 and Fatality. You should see the Tox vs Evil too, man their LG’s where crazy.

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