My diet is starting to scare me. It’s making me see…things. Like just the other day, I looked down and saw two hideous mutant faces staring back at me. I’m convinced that they’re pure evil, and not these “feet” things that I may have forgotten about since I got fatter than a passenger on a government gravy train. What other horrors will weight loss show me?
In Other News: Kojima teases quite the Quiet figure, that damn cat is back, Lionhead ain’t all about Fable and the PS4 isn’t starving.
Here’s the news that we didn’t post today, because we were too busy killing for cupcakes.
News
Project Zomboid getting multiplayer
Don’t Starve PS4 has over 1 million players, PS Vita edition being investigated now
Fight your wizard friends in XCOM creator’s Chaos Reborn
Lionhead confirms its working on non-Fable projects
Catlateral Damage is getting stealth destruction stages and more
Titanfall open beta possible says community manager
Kojima teases play-Arts Kai Quiet figure
Dark Souls 2 achievements revealed
Stuff
Gone Home demonstrates the power of building a place, not just a game environment
The Making Of: Papers, Please
Now these are some next-gen visuals
My dream Nintendo doesn’t make consoles
Videos
Octodad: Dadliest Catch – PS4 trailer
Gran Turismo 6 – Toyota FT1 trailer
The Witcher – Adventure game trailer
What’s on at The Movies
This trailer for Child of God is plenty mean and mad
We Review 12 Years A Slave – An emotionally harrowing statement on slavery
Angelina Jolie is not afraid in this new trailer for Maleficent
Producer Lorenzo Di Bonaventura talks Transformers: Age of Extinction
We don’t kill in this first trailer for Son of Batman
This trailer for 300: Rise of an Empire gives you the ecstasy of steel and flesh
Batman vs Superman and Justice League rumour updates
Model: Gisele
Last Updated: January 21, 2014
Mossel: A Tale of One Mollusk
January 21, 2014 at 16:03
Right to left again! I’m getting used to this.
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
January 21, 2014 at 16:09
More like bottom to top really
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January 22, 2014 at 04:46
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Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
January 21, 2014 at 16:04
So bottom to top. Not left to right or right to left?
TiMsTeR1033
January 21, 2014 at 16:05
Hmmmm now that is a great header!
Trebzz
January 21, 2014 at 16:21
Does it make both your heads go up and down? 😛
Admiral Chief in Vegas
January 21, 2014 at 16:05
Is it just me, or does the mammary area look not correct proportionally?
TiMsTeR1033
January 21, 2014 at 16:07
Nothing wrong there! get your eyes checked man!
Admiral Chief in Vegas
January 21, 2014 at 16:09
Definitely proportionally not correct. Look again
TiMsTeR1033
January 21, 2014 at 16:11
I dunno maybe they fake.. could be just big fine titties!
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
January 21, 2014 at 16:12
Look again. At the shape of the clothes.
TiMsTeR1033
January 21, 2014 at 16:15
My eyes say its fine to me, shirt is just pulled from tits that’s all.
Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
January 21, 2014 at 16:28
Ok. illustration time (refresh)
Alien Emperor Trevor
January 21, 2014 at 16:09
Something looks artificial. Not that I’m complaining.
GalacticLordCaptainAwesomeness
January 22, 2014 at 07:05
Bad bad ION header….
Admiral Chief in Vegas
January 21, 2014 at 16:06
Sheesh, tired today. I need to nap before our 8 o clock scheduled infected slaying
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Sir Rants A Lot Llew. Jelly!!!
January 21, 2014 at 16:10
Daaaaaaaw. Cuteness overload
TiMsTeR1033
January 21, 2014 at 16:11
You got issues then..
General JJ PanGirl
January 21, 2014 at 16:25
Lucky you. I wish I could nap before then.
Craig "Crios" Boonzaier
January 22, 2014 at 07:05
They are not tired, they are clearly in a soprano club, and this is practice.
Admiral Chief in Vegas
January 21, 2014 at 16:11
heh, does anyone remember this one?
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HvR
January 21, 2014 at 16:46
FAAAAAAKE!!!
Captain GUZ
January 21, 2014 at 16:53
Whaaaaaaa, hope that joke doesnt go sour
Captain GUZ
January 21, 2014 at 16:53
But can she touch her toes
RinceThis2014
January 21, 2014 at 17:29
Yeah, if I’d wanted plastic-formed delight I wouldn’t have thrown my blow up dolly the sheep away.
Kensei Seraph Moe Ninja
January 22, 2014 at 07:21
0_o